Damn her. She didn’t discover twerking. She didn’t improve upon it. If anything, she simply made it worse. Now, every other day there is a fool trying to be the captain of Team Twerk and they YouTube their foibles to our delight (or dismay). What once was an underground stripper phenomena with talented ladies with able backsides has been hijacked by the “6 o’ clock” Crew. (An 85-er may not get that reference.) Anyway, here is a small compilation of twerking gone REALLY bad.
10) Most recently, this young lady had the unfortunate experience of catching fire while trying to twerk. It is the most recent example of an epic fail…and that was before she set herself ablaze.
9) The moment you look at this video, you know it will result in a fail. You don’t know exactly how, but at the end, you may wish a bit more pain was involved.
8) When you look at this one, you are likely to think that you’re about to see something that’s going to get the beak salivating. NOT. Its so fast…you’re going to back it up and watch again.
7) No. No. And NO. Being obese doesn’t give you free rein to climb a wall and twerk. Twerk a treadmill.
6) Now this one is just nasty. There is no reason for you to have STRAIGHT UP SH*T coming out of your butt as you try to twerk it out with friends. This girl is ruined. I feel sorry for her mother. (And for the record, they didn’t have to slap her. Damn.)
5) WTF is this girl doing? This was so Spongebob goofy, I had to laugh.
4) Men don’t twerk. They do. But, don’t.
3)These two look like the offspring of the Joker and Lady Gaga, but they tried to create some tweak
2) Teaching your kid how to “take the d**k” and twerk. Beyond failure. This is genocide.
1) Finally, this has reached epic proportions, like a virus. This last video is a compilation of twerk fails. Its like a Rainbow Coalition of failure.
Somewhere in America, Miley Cyrus is hopefully not twerking.