Ja Rule

Hip-Hip Rumors: Ja Rule Destroys The Jail Recipes Rumors!

Ja Rule is on to something – and didn’t even know it!

He recently told somebody in the media that he was going to do a cook book on jailhouse recipes. But, guess what? It was all a joke! He played the media!

Click here to see the whole thing:

Ja Rule Preparing Cookbook on Microwave Recipes From His Prison Life (VIDEO)

Anyway, Ja took it to twitter.

BUT…If you want to get a jailhouse recipe…OH…I have the man for you! Thirstin Howl III!!!! THE BIG HOMEY! He’s taught me how to cook jailhouse style for YEARS! Peep the videos and, Ja…maybe you need to rethink your JOKE.

Shout out to Thirstin Howl III – if you don’t know him as a rapper, google him. He’s even got a song with Eminem.

“They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!” -illseed.

Illseed, Out.


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  • therealest1

    Washed up, played out ass clown shit.

  • @Real_SirJamie

    Yea… He didn’t show a nasty ass SPREAD THOUGH. This kind of stuff is for people with COMMISSARY. You can even get noodles, summer sausage, and pasta sauce to make lasagna or spaghetti. You get all KINDS of stuff with COMMISSARY. But if no one is sending you bread, and you don’t have a hustle? (IE fixing things, cards, board games, cutting/braiding hair etc) You’re eating 3 nasty a** meals a day. And trust me, it isn’t fried fish and pie…

    • @Real_SirJamie

      :Side Note: That first video had me rolling…

    • ZUBU

      You speaking the truth my brotha!

  • OSBKE3000

    man y’all must not know about that Lo Life shyt .. that there was funny ass shyt .. I bet whoever wrote the article never knew bout this man .. “says google him” .. nah son we up on game since way back

    • acapwn


  • DollasTX

    on mama’s THEM SPREADS with summer sausage, ramen noodles, hot cheetos useta be that business – i came home and never ate that shit again doe BUT do i still put PEANUT BUTTER on my FRENCH TOAST (protein)

  • brotha_man

    mutha-fuckas do be racking up on commissary to make crazy meals. but mostly its popcorn and coffee that u smell…..no ive never been to prison but was an intern at one.

    • Nah, that Jack Mack is the ‘chiz net!

      NY prisons are different, you are allowed 35lbs a month in packages, so if you have a street team, and they holding it down, you can eat lovely.

      Lasagna, Shrimp, Lobster, crab, etc.
      They even have pre packaged & pre cooked ground beef.

      On top of that, if married, you get conjugal visits.

      It might be all microwave & hot plates, but they get it popping & if your peepz are up on game, individually wrapped snacks are the way to go as far as opening up a store.

      In Auburn, Ninjaz will shank you bad for a blowpop.

      • brotha_man

        MN aint like that have three drawers one for paper and legal stuff, one for personal stuff, and the other for canteen if all ur canteen dont fit in the drawer when they do searches or room packs they throw what ever doesnt fit in the trash. during room packs they give u three bins what ever doenst fit either gets mailed out or thrown in the trash, but if its canteen stuff they toss it

      • NY mad different.

        You get into them maxes & maxi maxes, inmates will kill you for having less than 10yrs & when dudes move, they have seabags full of stuff.

        Throw the wrong inmates ‘chet out & he might take their eye.

      • Terrance Goodman

        Never lied still water the worse

      • brotha_man

        yeah i heard about stillwater….but co’s told me offenders like it there because offenders have more “freedom”.

      • Terrance Goodman

        Shit if freedom can be found confined . Naw id take lino lakes if I had to choose . But the Sota has too many prisons

      • ZUBU

        My Brotha, LOL you crazy for your last line. Ninjaz shanking for a blowpop, LMAO!! I had to once do a lil’ second in the county and if you got money on your books you can buy all types of things and live relatively cool at least by jail standards

      • Yeah, but I was talking about a max where Ninjaz will kill you out of jealousy because you ONLY have 10yrs.

        That Blowpop ‘chet is real spill!

        I used to hit the $1 store & load up on mad individually wrapped stuff for my peeps.

        Bite sized snickers, Kit Kats & yeah, them blowpops. 🙂

  • MrNoName2K

    lol nah I think Ja really deep down wanted to put his bid in on this one lol

  • Frank

    “Shout out to Thirstin Howl III”

    I can’t stop watchin.

  • wickedjones

    smh. yall act like being in jail is a badge of honor.

    • therealest1

      Ain’t that the ignorant ass truth?!

  • Negro Peligro

    ToothPick – You know how many cumb cakes I can get for them. How many chocolate milks. How many BARS OF SOAP.

    Jail. Jail. I ain’t worried about Jail. Take me to Jail. Lock me up. Throw away the key. I ain’t afraid.

    • DreamZ

      dont be a menace

      • FRUKOH

        Glad he stopped at that part


    you can’t do nothing like that in most of the jails over here, the best you can do is putting noodles in a kettle as that’s all your allowed access to.

  • Megaton

    “This for the brothers up north… getting full off that Jack Mack, first Smack back I got a nigga to back smack” – Loaded Lux

    Haha! Thirstin Howl a fool with it!

    • Justin Case

      Shutup you stupid spook, nothing you people say makes any damn since. I look forward to seeing what happens to you animals when welfare will no longer feed or house your kind.

  • Ravi Singh

    dont forget ramen noodle & doritoes = prison tamales! iz gud dont sleep!