Oh no…Eminem cannot get married. I fear it will be the end of the tortured soul dude that we’ve come to know and love/hate.
The word on the street is that Eminem have been seems shopping for engagement rings and has every intention of getting married to some mysterious girlfriend. They have not identified the woman that is supposedly going to be jumping the broom with Eminem. Some have speculated that its singer Skylar Grey, but…I dunno. That’s just the word on the street. If it was here, I am thinking she’d be identified. Uh, and some have gone so far as to say that Rihanna is the girl, which we know can’t be true.
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On the flip side:
Seems like Eminem started a rumor himself. On that horrid song with Kendrick Lamar, he rapped:
I’ll say it, you can suck a softball through a straw, used to be my fiance
‘Til you sucked on Wayne, Andre, and Kanye
Lebron, Akon, Jay, Lil Jon, Raekwon, Ma$e
Polow Tha Don, Drake, Dante Ross, James Conway, Kwame
People weren’t really like Whoa until Lupe responded with a cryptic tweet that said:
“Oh…hahahah…I didn’t even sleep with his girl though…glad that’s settled…@drake surely did though…”
Well, this sparked a rumor that…they did sleep with Em’s girl. It was quickly dispelled as utter BS. Thank, rap god for that.
“They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!” -illseed.
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