WTF News: South African Pastor Makes Congregation Eat Grass to Get ‘Closer to God’

You already know that some people will do anything, no matter how ridiculous, in the name of religion. Apparently, the following pastor was told by God that his congregation should eat grass to be closer to the lord. Someone even said that the grass tasted like “macaroni pasta.” Mmkay.


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  • Jayson C Williams

    See what happens when u let European religion in Africa? Lmao jk but it’s a thought…

    • Phatt Killah

      DUDE these African cat was worshippin all types of shit back then and probably now. What you “humans” aka animals fail to realize is MAN is MAN. They all do the same thing given the opp. I’m black btw. PHAT KILLAH!!

      • Jayson C Williams

        Bro you are African so when u say “these African cats” you come off as uncle tomish. You’re African most likely (99.9%). So try not to come off so ignorant. We come from kings and warriors, & intellects. Don’t be sold by America and what you think you’ve learned in public school

      • Jared

        I think that percentage is way off for the average African American especially after about 400 years but you right on point on your comment. I would say the average is probably 80-90%.

      • justmathoughts

        Our roots are African but we ain’t bro, Africans from Africa don’t claim us just like America don’t claim us….we don’t know their struggle and they dont know ours, the only thing we have in common is that fact that were all humans and when push comes to shove we can’t depend on no one but ourselves and God

      • Jayson C Williams

        We are I see you’ve let someone infiltrate your facts as you see them. Who do you think brought upon this division? We know their plight! We’ve witnessed apartheid! When mlk and Malcolm X were fighting for our rights they were gaining independence! They were synonymous both the African and black American plight. Who poisoned your brain? This info are in our bleak historical public school textbooks. And u still come off as ignorant? Go do a genealogy exam or what ever find out what country your ancestors were enslaved from. And than go visit. Until than get out of here with that Uncle Tom rhetoric! Black Americans just want it harder than anyone else! Truth is we have it good here n we just don’t know how to fuxing act!

      • justmathoughts

        i never said we didnt have it good here but just cause we have it “good” means we dont struggle??? youre obviously the ignorant one to think that “African Americans” are welcomed in Afirca with open arms, hell, no american is welcomed in ANY country with open arms, therefore what i stated still stands..were labeled in USA as AFRICAN americans and LATINO americans etc .where as the people from white countries are just considered white….in other countries regardless of where our ancestors are from we are labeled as AMERICANS…stop trying to be down with something thats not down with you…by the way, stating that we dont know how to act in our country is insinuating that whites and other races do know how to act and that they act accordingly most of the time, so whos really the uncle tom in this conversation?

      • Jayson C Williams

        My mom is in Nigeria right now doing private family business. We have family there we’ve heard about since my mom was little. She went over there and was welcomed with open arms. Wtf do you know about me? She’s been welcomed with open arms. I give the kids in our village what ever I have on when I get there and when my mom travels. They all call me cousin or uncle. The love we receive there’s is warmer than any black American esp this experience. My moms been there 3 months and doesn’t wanna come back. Go find who you really are. And quit sounding like you’re brainwashed. Talking about something you’ve never done or tried or a place YOUVE NEVER BEEN!!

      • justmathoughts

        one thing i know about you is that youre an idiot if you believe theres any holes in my previous comment….i would hope your FAMILY (key word) welcomed you with open arms and in doing so theyre also making sure youre good out there(especially when youre out their giving out gifts right?)… sht ima go out on a limb and say 85% (probably more) of black americans dont have someone they can consider family where their ancestors are from, let alone contact them or visit them…brainwashed? no, that would be you bubble boy, point is, its no secret that america dont mess with blacks and that other countries (regardless of the country) dont mess with americans…..youve contradicted yourself too many times during this conversation for your word to hold any weight, first you told phatt killah “dont be sold by america and what you think you learned in public school” then you tell me that i shouldve been taught somethings in our textbooks, which one is it? you then go on and call both of us uncle toms and in the same breath say that black americans dont know how to act? no wonder why they call you uncle in nigeria, youre the real uncle tom

      • Mahamudu Juma

        It shows how stupid slut you are… fuckin dick sucker

      • justmathoughts

        i got an idea, lets act tough cause we own a computer

  • Papi Peligro

    That macaroni was the dawg sheeeet

  • Jared

    Oh I can’t wait for “certain people” to defend this. lol

    • Papi Peligro

      What do you mean “CERTAIN PEOPLE”.

      • Jared

        Whoever defends this.

      • Papi Peligro

        LOL. I’m kidding dawg.

      • Jared

        Nah bro I took no offense just answering. I had this debate with two other dudes the other day on the Yeezy religion bullshit article.

      • Immortal

        So I’m gonna ask this: No one has learned from James Jones, David Corresh, the Mormon dude….and now we have more dumba$$es doing some more dumba$$ sh*t over fake religion? If that’s how they want to get down, then they can come over here and mow/eat the grass in my yard for free. Igant a$$es

      • stackzscrilla

        Debate? Or being SON’D on #TRUTH??? I suspect you have a strong disdain for Christianity but i’m still praying for you my dude.

      • Jared

        I’m praying for you. I don’t hate Christianity . I question certain aspects but I don’t hate it. Sonned? Your whole argument was contradictory. I was tired of repeating myself.

      • stackzscrilla

        The truth shall set you free. You have to have FAITH. Faith without works is dead. Pick up that dusty bible you probably have on a night stand or book case and read in a place thats quiet without distractions. Before you read ask God to intercede and give you the ears to listen and a heart of understanding. Gods grace is sufficient and he wants a relationship with you. Begin your journey and i promise your life will change in a way that’s truly fulfilling. This world is lost and in darkness and in need of folks to bring the light to spark the change we so desperately thirst for. #God-bless

  • weak minded people man,smh…pastor was told by God that his congregation should smoke og kush to be closer to the lord.if they smoked they would realize the pastor was full of sh!t….i still cant believe the Pope defrocked 400 priests In 2 years for molestation..religion to me will always be bullsh!t….

    • david3528

      A M E N to that

    • Phatt Killah

      THAT’S because man is SUPPOSED to be fruitful and multiply. I put priests and nuns with the gays. If they were the last people on earth and followed their “minds/beliefs” the human race would cease to exist. That’s just the facts. It’s natural to wanna dump a nut. it’s nature. Just go by what most of the animals do everybody will be fine. It aint religion, it’s how people twist it to lead the weak into thier way of thinking.

      • Jared

        Whats crazy is even in nature other animals get high. No I did not make this up on the spot, lol. Dolphins, certain apes, etc.

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  • 1SOFLO1

    The girl at 0:49 would get it.

    • Phatt Killah

      Oh i’d try to merge my pelvis with hers!! hollarin and all AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

      • MrNoName2K

        Lol you a fool for that

    • Chris

      You see that cleavage do the Harlem Shake, doe?

    • Dem tiddays though

    • OnlyFaDaReal

      Yes Sir!!

  • Joshua Terrell Johnson

    Look Like An Bald Kevin Hart SMH Pastor Troy Was A Better Pastor Than You LOL

  • brotha_man

    were they rapping tho?

  • Papi Peligro

    Meanwhile DJ squeeky got shot ain’t nobody said nothing about it.

    • iamwhoiam

      No disrespect, but who’s DJ sqeeky?

      • Papi Peligro

        Producer from Memphis. You can’t talk Memphis rap without going back to Squeeky in some way. If you heard lookin for the Chewing that was Squeeky. Three six flipped all of the old hits by other artist. Tear Da Club up was Gangsta Pat.

    • brotha_man

      truth. allhiphop lost its roots

    • Inmadopicouroz✓QUEENSᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      all disrespect, who the FU(K is DJ Squeeky?? Sounds suspect!

      • Papi Peligro

        He’s a producer from Memphis. Been doing it since 1992 maybe before.

      • Papi Peligro

        If you heard Looking for da Chewing. That’s DJ Squeeky.

  • Nana De Baus

    it looks like south africa will be playing soccer without grass this year

    • cd cd

      especially if that first chick tries to get closer to god…i bet they in his yard n he too lazy to cut his grass

  • brotha_man

    in other news”
    Ace Hood “starvation 3″ dropped to day go cop it….str8 fire!!!!!w
    plies ” da last real nigga left”

    • iamwhoiam

      PLIES???? I fuks with Ace…but PLIES????

      • brotha_man

        i dont fukk wit plies anymore…..i still bump “the real testament”

  • Phatt Killah

    OMG!! lol crazy times. These cats are idiots. Jesus didn’t write one book in the bible. Gotta be honest though. if everybody lived their lives by the bible, it’d be a better earth but c’mon. eating grass?? just goes to show there are some WEAK people her. It’s like joining a fraternity to me. YOU AINT BETTER THAN ME AND EFF YOU WHILE WE ON THE SUBJECT! smh Bad parenting at it’s best!

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  • iamwhoiam

    It’s crazy to me how manipulative people can make religion be. Preachers can be some of the realest hustlers around.

  • Tha Colony

    This is in my neighborhood y’all, this church is a 3 blocks from my house; its crazy how gullible some people still are. I still look at christianity as the instrument of my slave master, so thats the reason i dont ufck with it. But there are still people who follow blindly like the ones at that church, most are poor people who are looking for miracles in their lives, they pay a lot of money they don’t have to such institutions, with the hope that some God will give them more. This obviously create an avenue for hustler preachers to take advantage. Europeans did the same for centuries, thats why slavery thrived for soooo long without being interrupted, cos some of our people were willing participants in the enslaving of others and them selfs. You can deny the power of religion over a weak mind, for them the grass will always be greener and tastier. Tha Colony

  • Dan_Tebasco

    Religion can be a dangerous weapon when in hands of the wrong owner… Not that eating grass is a amazingly bad thing but I think that’s just a start of what could come…

    • Eli Pinilla

      Jim jones

      • ZUBU

        don’t drink the kool aid

  • ihatefaggots

    Somebody shoot this spearchucker

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  • soyhiphop

    just saying if you let somebody convince you that a woman came from a guys ribb and that a talking snake was trying to persuade him to eat a forbidden fruit ect ect and other tall tales. eating grass isn’t that far fetch..religion is man made bull shit mind control think freely ya heard!

    • Opposite Of Everyone

      word, “religion is the greatest bullshit story ever told”.

    • Inmadopicouroz✓QUEENSᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      & ur going to hell u fraud azz fake Juelz Santana waffle colored nicca! AY!

  • Sean Taylor

    Ate some chicken bryan at Carrabbas today. WORD UP!

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  • Kevin Anthony

    Faith and religion are two different things. Kevin Anthony-21 on soundcloud

  • dick fukabatch

    religion has gone to far