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Hip-Hop Rumors: DJ Khaled Did What…EWWWWW!

I don’t know if this is true, but I heard it a few weeks ago. Its a terribly dry day so I apologize in advance. So, I am told that DJ Khaled gets booked for an event and he’s like rocking the house as a DJ or something. (I can’t remember the particulars at the moment) They said he went backstage and was greeted by a groupie. The groupie gets down and “services” him right there in a “public” hallway with no regard for anything, according to the rumor. When she finishes, there is stuff all over the place, the source says. The witness tells me it was a pretty nasty scene and the floor needed tending to. But, did DJ Khaled or his thot get down on the floor to wipe up the mess? NOPE. He bounced out like a G, I’m told – if that’s what G’s do (I’ve no clue!) But, the people that had to clean up WERE PISSED OFF! They really didn’t like it and therefore hit me up to let me know.

IF TRUE, he really is suffering from SUCKcess!

“They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!” -illseed.

Illseed, Out.


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  • johnblacksad

    Inmadopuroz was probably the groupie that did this sh!t… smh

    • Stay Phokus

      he did it for QUEENZ
      not the borough but his ppl

    • Drag QUEENS!

      • where you at man? been too long. what happened to our site and bp1..

      • BP1 was on dacebook, but you can always googlr him, or his book “How To Deal With White People”, it’s in Barnes & Nobles. Judah, ISK, etc, on my DB.

        The site is reflecting todays RAP music.


        bp1 /watch?v=pf3Kfi9iY-s

    • Inmadopicouroz✓QUEENSᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      why are u thinking about another grown man? I give you likes to support you hypes!

      • johnblacksad

        F.U.& yo’ likes…

      • >>Gives JB a “LIKE” to support his hype!

  • Suffering from SUCKcess!!!
    Illseed you are hilarious!
    I bet the reason it took you so long to write this up is because you were trying to come up with that joke!

  • kane pacino


  • Thought Dog

    He looks like the type of dude to nut all over somebody’s floor and take off though.

    • justmathoughts

      ctfu, you stupid!

  • Executive

    Lmao! What he don’t know is that the bitch got aids in her bloody gums.

  • DjLarryLuv

    Haaa!!! this is great.Can u blame him though?

  • Brindle

    even the squares are savage

  • Nemesis_Enforcer

    You couldn’t pay me to leave with all of my “finances” left on the floor (because that’s exactly what it would be if some desperate chick bottled some of that up and got herself pregnant later) lol.

    Gabrielle Union did it on TV so it’s very possible that one of these low self-esteem chicks would mimic.

    • That’s medically impossible, she would’ve had to have a way to immediately drop the temperature to keep the sperm alive. Room temperature won’t allow the sperm to live much more than a few minutes before they die.

      • Mitch

        It is possible. Sperm can live a few days inside a womans vagina. They can live up to 3 hours outside of the body. Semen would be body temperature when leaving the body, about 98 degrees. Room Temp is generally about 75 degrees in climate controlled environments. With your reasoning just being ejaculated into the room would drop the temp of the semen and keep them alive far longer than a few minutes. To keep sperm alive longer than a few hours they need to be stored below freezing so that they go into a dormant state.

      • eddieknucks

        Correct. There’s even cases where broads would use non spermicidal condoms with dudes and insert the semen into themselves later without the mans knowledge. Do your homework people.

    • CooL_KiD_305

      Lol, it doesn’t happen like that in real life bruh!

    • guddaboy


  • Peter Morris

    Khaled has groupies? That nigga is a groupie himself.

  • Cereal Killa

    I heard Ace hood was the groupie.

    • Ay bruh while you bullshidn ace hood Lil starvation 3 mixtape. Slaps hard and he got a lyricism goin on too..Dead ass serious.

  • Montezuma1

    This rumor is suspect.

  • Teron

    TF is this shit? illseed never wrote rumors like this.. Illseed if you can hear me, change your password nigga!! Some female hacked your account! Sydney Lace, you ain’t foolin nobody. Real AHH niggas know what it is….

    • Bruh you must have been absent…for a while now lol

      • Teron

        Man I’m one of them old heads that use to be on this site back in high school.. ’05, ’06. I take an L for coming back.. This site use to mean somethin. I’m talkin about the type of rumors where illseed was in the comments speakin to the people…To each his own

      • I been lurking since them early teen years too… Feel old even thinking bout it. But yeah it has had its fair share of changes… Can’t knock the hustle though. These fools are late as hell with any real rumors so might as well come with the funny stuff.

    • and this illseed has no face at all!! the original illseed would have a high five and that teeth porn to everyone.

  • Truth Powell

    It’d be funny if that bitch was a tranny

  • JA RULE in africa for the first time. april 5, 2014, lions park, gabz city, botswana. im gonna skate and glide on rocks.. all night.. till police come.. hear me out!!

    • ja rule… lol.. he is wack

      • johnblacksad

        You’d be surprised how it works out there… Sisqo or DMX would do a killing right now in some countries… I’m talkin bout sell out stadiums… just don’t try to understand

      • Blaq_Boi

        Typed LIVE from Johannesburg: NO THEY WOULDN’T.

      • johnblacksad

        in some countries… obviously JoBurg is not looking for Sisqo when they already get Rihanna, Rozay, Hov, Chris Rock and their likes… try Sisqo in Cotonou and see how much money you’ll see!

    • Blaq_Boi

      Not the first time. He’s been to South Africa before.

  • most talent-less dude in hip hop….

  • kermitdahustla


  • King Cole

    This not the real illseed….smh

  • ItGoesDownINtheDM

    a real thot wouldnt have let that happen if you know what i mean LOL !

  • richard_b_hard

    For some strange reason I thought I was gonna read that DJ khaled was at a buffet licking gravy off officer ricky ross’s breasts,or got caught in a supermarket rubbing meat all over his fat naked body.

    • 5% Hov

      Nah u fantasying again bruh,With your gay ass.

  • Lonnie_Kushking

    I heard he pissed in the Waffle House bathroom, no flush, no hand sanitizer. Then he took a sh/t in a Burger King bathroom, no wipe, no flush and no air freshner too!

    • baller187

      you crack me up nigga hehehehehehe

  • 5% Hov

    DJ Khaled Did What…

    Pretended to have talent?
    Prosposed to Nicki even tho she is known to have boyfriend
    Ate two whole cakes every 30 minutes for 37 years?

    • Obi Won


  • Every time I hear khaled name I can’t help but remember how lame that nigga look when he be tryna look hard…wanna c? Check out Shottas when the jack boys ran up on Wyclef and his son at the corner store. That n8gga looked soffer than a mug….lmao

  • digitallife

    His job is DJ not Janitor…if everyone else cleaned ishhhh up the Janitor would be out of work. If these people cleaning up at a spot where parties get thrown i’m pretty sure they’ve cleaned up a hell of a lot worse than some jizz. Note to the youngin’s this is why you pay attention in you don’t end up being the one cleaning up jizz.


    BLOWHARDS DJ KHOOLAID & the Fake Rick Ross ‘Officer Ricky’ should BOTH get tha F*CK outta tha biz & let REAL TALENTS get a shot! These arrogant one dimensional NO TALENTS act like they are doing SUBSTANTIAL WORK or having a f*ckin’ thing to say, but ‘ya know what I’m sayin’?’ HELL NO we don’t & don’t care! Take your flabby man boobs out tha building & we’ll have room for 20 real Talent muthaf*ckaz in your place! BIYATCH!