There is a rapper named Fly Young Red, I just heard. And he’s got a song that’s all the rage in the gay community. That song is called “Throw That P***y” and wow, what a title! I just became aware of this scoundrel because of a rumor that stated that Lil Wayne had signed the guy. Well, I’m not even going to play with the rumor. Wayne ain’t sign him at all.
I don’t want the YMCBMB Gang beating me up!
The crazy thing is, some people that emailed me about it, thought the satirical write up was real. But its not.
“They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!” -illseed.
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