If you type in “felon” and “meek,” Meek Mill won’t even come up in Google. This other dude Jeremy Meeks is the one that comes up in the site rooted in analytics and whatever. Well, this dude Jeremy Meeks that has a bunch of names like “the pretty felon” and “handsome mugshot felon” and he’s now got his 15 minutes. But, the word on the street is that his 15 minutes may be extended if he can get out of jail. There is a rumor that Meeks may have a reality show on the way if he can get out of the bing and into a different reality. You probably already know, but his mugshot got a lot of people’s panties moist when it started to circulate virally. A local ABC affiliate in the San Joaquin County, California area, where Meeks is incarcerated said the dude is appreciative of the acclaim but tell the people “I’M INNOCENT!” He also re-affirmed that he’s married. What is the irony in that? All that cooch loving him in the world and he’s in jail with a bunch of sweaty men? YUCK!!!!! Gotdamn that a curse wrapped in a paradox! Anyway, Meeks’ wife is not feeling all this attention at all! But, if he was committed to her, why should she care? LOL! She may be scared Rihanna gonna start feeling her guy. Stockton, where dude is from is close to Hollyweird and they are looking to get this man a show. Where, why and who, I don’t know. It could be talk.
Dude’s bail is set at $1 million. Good luck buddy!
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