Hip-Hop Rumors: Robin Thicke Catches An L!

I don’t really keep up with R&B and all that, but Robin Thicke did everything in his white power to get his wife Paula Patton back. I thought it would happen, but it ain’t looking good. The album he recently released named after HER flopped in a major way. He sold about 25k in the first week and even less in the UK – 530 copies, bro. I think he failed to remember that his fan base is all females, which also buy records. Even though he cheated, so I guess they like it even less that he’s begging for his Ol’ Earth back. Now, Paula gotta definitely feel a way about the album named after her going double wood.

“They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!” -illseed.

Illseed, Out.


Follow us on Twitter! Like us on Facebook!

Email illseed rumors:

  • $21384666

    In the words of almost everyone… WHO THE FUK CARES.

    • King Cold

      Exactly allhiphop deez nuts. Fake ass mediatakeout bullshit

  • Super_Villain

    Welcome to last week, muh’fucker! Now take this goddamn L!

  • Markus

    Dedicate an album to your wife you cheated on. Sell less than a thousand copies in UK. Career looking bad. The only way this was successful is if she comes back. Best of luck.

  • #epicfail

  • Album was dope nonetheless…he shouldve did a song or two and change the title to something else…that way it wouldn’t be about an album concept surrounding around paula. I know it wasn’t a publicity stunt

    • John Q. Public

      Listened to it all on spotify last week. Was actually his best work in years. I liked the concept. Kinda reminded me of Marvin Gaye’s concept album “Here My Dear”

      there were like 3 tracks toward the end that sucked and felt outa place (tippy toes, Something Bad, & Time of your life)

      …other than those 3, very good album

  • scullyson

    LOL @ Double Wood ! Damn thats cold. smh…Now while your at it compensate Marvin’s Family .

  • terrible2s

    I dig the concept of dedicating an r&b album to one woman especially when these hoes aint loyal is trending

  • Dointer

    Allhiphop reports on this bullish, and still havent put anything up about Total Slaughter…Priorities.

    • ghettogov

      Yes they did there’s a recap on the page

    • Papi Peligro

      Who cares about Total Slaughter.

  • The Legendary Troll

    What did he expect?

  • Is this a hip hop site or what? What in thee fk is this dude doing here? Nobody don’t give nan fk as evidenced by his numbers, so y is this sht here?

    • dehova

      Exactly what I was trying to say but this Tea Party activist wants to make out like I pulled a race card ffs!

  • dehova

    All Hip Hop. That’s still the name of this website right? So this Anglo Saxon had a few rappers on his records….this qualifies him for Hip Hop status?

    • Dope

      Not that I give a damn about this dude or his music, but If they can update us on Rihanna’s love life and Beyonce’s baby, then there’s nothing wrong with reporting this one too.

      Leave race out of it.

      • dehova

        Bro, they put race in it. I just called him Anglo Saxon to avoid calling him white or a derogatory version of it. But thanks for telling me what to do. Have a great day you special kind of person you!!

      • Dope

        You could’ve easily said ”This guy had a few rappers on his records.. ” without the need to pull a race card, which only shows what kind of a dude you are.

      • dehova

        Again you wonderful human you, I remind you that Ill Seed says “Robin Thicke did everything in his white power”. If you think I have pulled the race card in calling him Anglo Saxon then you sir are misguided as this statement is rooted in fact. This is all hip hop. I want hip hop related pieces on here. I don’t want to go to a soul food restaurant and get German food.
        I’ve got greater um-bridge with them giving more light to someone who already get’s enough mainstream coverage as it is. FYI We get at them for the Rhianna stories too.

      • Papi Peligro

        Exactly at least its music.

  • Pingback: Hip-Hop Rumors: Robin Thicke Catches An L! | Real Talk Urban Magazine()

  • No one is rushing to the stores to buy music like that anymore…Those days are over…All you artists need to understand that…Unless you are brand new and a fresh face, people are not trying to buy your personal story…Keep that personal crap to yourselves.

    • cindydtompkins

      My Uncle
      Riley got an almost new red GMC Canyon just by some parttime working online
      with a laptop. visit their website C­a­s­h­f­i­g­.­C­O­M­

    • Papi Peligro

      What are you talking about. Taylor Swift, ALL RAPPERS, Nas, Jay Z, etc etc make personal music. No one is checking for it because Blurred lines didn’t have the music of this album. If he had put blurred lines on Paula would have been classic. Plus it got no promotion. But Blurred Lines was a horrible album. Like he made it in a garage.

  • ChinotheJet

    “White power”? Damn really

  • Papi Peligro

    He had some good music on that album.

  • meanygreene

    allhiphop is slowly, ever so slightly, changing into allR&B

    • jon dubock

      more like AllDooDoo….

  • RblVzn8

    “I don’t really keep up with R&B and all that”…. Liar… this site damn sure aint All Hip-Hop.

  • King Cold

    Lmao @ them deletin my comments. Its all good. Yall know deep down this place ive been comin for years has fell so far off. Its like MTO or some other sleazeball garbage. Real hip hop fans could care less what the artists sold its about quality over quantity but for some reason here they have it backwards

  • Tre C

    Illseed never used to write like a white girl/boy

    • El Dogga

      Right! This ain’t the real Illseed! hasn’t been in quite sometime!

      • Dope

        People around here have been saying it’s not the real illseed for years (at least 4 years) since I first started coming here. Always wished to see what was so dope about ”the real Illseed”.

      • El Dogga

        REAL rumors! About……..HIP HOP!

      • Carlos

        lmao..remember Sydney Lace? That is who I think is pretending to be illseed in here. When she started doing the rumors they got weak and they got weaker when the fake illseed came into the picture.

  • ApricotNapalm

    Paula should be w me

  • I_AM_Houston

    at the end of the day this dude will still be touring the world and writing songs bringing in millions. im sure his feelings arent too hurt by this lack of major sales. it will probably pick up anyway

  • Gary Woodln

    This album is just a bonus financially thicke can flop ten more times he made the biggest hit of our generation he’ll be ok

    • kasshu

      That hit was stolen.. Look it up! Law suite

    • Immortal

      Biggest hit of what? You might want to check out Happy, and Robyn didn’t make his “hit” Marvin made it and Pharrell stole it.

  • elpinchemayate

    atleast she gonna get sum of that ‘blurred lines’ money, if you looking paula, me and wifey can share you, I already got the ‘ok’

  • stackedaktor

    “Everything in his white power”?

    It was nice that the writer of this piece revealed they are a racist in the first sentence . . . it saved me from reading the article AND it let me know what kind of website allhiphopdotcom is.

    Later haters

    • Immortal

      That really didn’t have to be in there at all. Good point

  • Lol… this joint is titled hiphop rumor… it would’ve been ok to call it rnb rumor…

  • AlbertoRipRon

    The more you beg for them to return, the more they will ignore you. You suppose to keep it gully.

  • Pingback: Robin Thicke Admits To Lying About Writing “Blurred Lines” & To Drug Use While Recording |

  • Pingback: Robin Thicke Is Growing Pinocchio's Nose()