Y’all don’t know. A few years ago, I felt like I had a shot with Kelly Rowland. AllHipHop writers were putting a word in. I gave them my actual real face and picture. He seemed to show some interest back in the day. Well, now Kelly is all married and happy. I failed and I’m straight up hating like a playa hata. Anyway, below is a pic of Kelly doing her thing with Mama Knowles.
Damn. People are all happy and sh*t. And I’m miserable with no company.
“They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!” -illseed.
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