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Signs The World Is Coming To An End: Delaware Couple Has Sex Atop Chipotle!

This is a good sign. MFers are having sex on top of Chipotle! AND in the place I live and breath air – DELAWARE! Always good to see home in the news. USA Today is reporting that a pair of horn dogs named Michael Suh, 38, and Nicole Germack, 27, were spotted having sex on top of the “hot” restaurant! The police were called and the report says it took them 20 seconds to stop having sex! YO, son…SUH got in at least 10 more pumps in right in front of the po-po!!!! I would have gotten 20 son! Lol….ANYWAY. Suh owns a restaurant in the same complex as the Chipotle and apparently went upstairs to get busy. The pair were charged with indecent exposure, lewdness, loitering, resisting arrest and conspiracy. They were both released on $1,800 unsecured bail.

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  • Immortal

    Ain’t nothing wrong with this

  • KareemSayeed

    Only wrong with this is that the chick appears to give off transexual vibes. Suspect

    • illseed


  • Markus

    Sometimes you have to smash on top of a Chipotle.

    • Psyclonus

      Fuckin’ right!

    • johnblacksad

      >>>> daps!

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  • SupaDoopaGhost1

    1. That “Woman” is a man.
    2. That’s definately not the OG Illseed. Look at how He/She/It talks…. [Lol…..ANYWAY.] Thats not gangster yo. Ive been on this site for years now, and ive been noticing growing changes in Illseed’s vocab.

    • illseed

      lol – bruh bruh you reaching….i dont know why ppl think they can spot me through writings as if im the exact same person since forever.

      • SupaDoopaGhost1

        AH-HA!!!!!!! So you admit to not being one person huh Illseed? Real AHH readers have been talking about this “rumor” for a while now.. Are you gonna report on this?

      • illseed

        more reaching hahahahaha – dude…i been doing this for a LONG TIME… are you the same person (ie have you grown as a human being) that you were 10-15 years ago? I hope not. You’re thinking too deep bro-ski.

    • illseed

      and yeah…..looking at her, she does look manly.

  • That nigga gay

  • Guest

    Haters gonna hate. That could of been someone’s girl he was with. Her man or his main girl got payback.

  • Franky Babylon

    That nigga was smashing a ladyboy because that “chick” looks like a young Shawn Michaels. Next story will be about him and Mr Cee cruising around for ChicksWitDicks or DudesWitBoobs.

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  • Cory Evans

    I heard b(^(es commit sins for Chipotle !

    • Dubz

      Cuffin Season

  • GMF357

    Yo Qdoba is way better for one. And these laws are garbage…they were charged with 5 different things. Police make up laws to get more money. “Indecent exposure” and “lewdness” fall in the same category and “loitering” doesnt even apply to this and that’s a corny crime anyway….and conspiracy ppl? gtfoh!

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    Black people will smash in a heart beat though

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