This is a good sign. MFers are having sex on top of Chipotle! AND in the place I live and breath air – DELAWARE! Always good to see home in the news. USA Today is reporting that a pair of horn dogs named Michael Suh, 38, and Nicole Germack, 27, were spotted having sex on top of the “hot” restaurant! The police were called and the report says it took them 20 seconds to stop having sex! YO, son…SUH got in at least 10 more pumps in right in front of the po-po!!!! I would have gotten 20 son! Lol….ANYWAY. Suh owns a restaurant in the same complex as the Chipotle and apparently went upstairs to get busy. The pair were charged with indecent exposure, lewdness, loitering, resisting arrest and conspiracy. They were both released on $1,800 unsecured bail.
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