Doesn’t it seem like every year there’s always a Best and Worst list to cap of every year end? Well, I couldn’t stand by and let these lists go on without adding my own list of “predictions” for the New Year. They say I’m a Drama Queen, but it’s not my fault I have the tendency to tell the truth and be a little extra heat with it. I guess you can say, I have the tendency to drop knowledge as well as expose some of the cancers in Hip-Hop. I’ve been making artists joyful or uncomfortable for a few years now, whether on radio, online or in my “hot seat” interviews. I’ll admit I’m a problem, but what’s new? My family has been saying that for years.
So for the New Year, it looks like this problem will be around for a little bit longer as I align with a new different family. This Drama Queen, aka Ms. Drama, will join AllHipHop Radio in 2010. If you haven’t seen me in action, you should probably check out my site, http://www.msdramatv.com, to get a glimpse of my duplicity. I’ll make you laugh, I’ll make you think and I’m sure to I’ll piss off a few artists as well. Straight entertainment for the New Year slightly shaken, not stirred.
Here are some predictions, yearbook style! Lastly, we’d love to see your predictions for Hip-Hop and urban music in the year 2010. Lets see it!
Rapper most likely to get his chain snatched in 2010
Rapper least likely to get his G.E.D
A: Gucci Mane
Artist most likely to be on Dr. Phil complaining how hes been black listed
A: Chris Brown
Rapper most likely to get a 9 to 5 once his album sales come in
A: Ace Hood
Rapper most likely to get booed during a New York performance
A: OJ the Juiceman
Rapper least likely to have a diet plan as a New Years resolution
A: Rick Ross
Rapper most likely to have a temper tantrum in public
A: Kanye West
Rapper most likely to have gingivitis or a major dental issue and refuse to get it fixed because he is keeping it real
Artist most likely to be mistaken for a woman at a nightclub
Artist most likely to be invited to the Illuminati
Rapper most likely to have another pimp / hoe relationship with his girl
A: Joe Budden
Rapper most likely to be on Maury Povich for a paternity test
A: Lil Wayne
Rapper least likely to be known outside of his state or area
A: Lil Ru
Rapper mostly likely to take side gigs as an emcee to for Hip-Hop bands
Rapper most likely to use his religious and familial affiliation (Jewish) versus his rap affiliation (Young Money) to get him out of a legal bind
Rapper most likely to go missing for another 2 to 3 years or until his next project drops
Rapper most likely to be both hated and respected by fellow rappers
A: Soulja Boy
Rapper mostly likely to find at a free health clinic or in drug rehab
Rapper most likely still writing letters to Santa
A: Gucci Mane
Artists most likely never to check his voicemail or pick up the phone from inmate calls
Rapper most likely to sleep with your baby mama, ex-wife, current girlfriend, sister, moms, auntie or half-sister LaQuana
A: 50 Cent
Bonus For fans to fill in the answers:
Question: What rapper is most likely to be in a gay bar after a bad day?
Question: Rapper least likely to go back to rapping?
Question: Who is most likely to buy Koch Ent (E1) and make it his label?
Question: Which rapper is most likely to get an extensive dental plan if his album ever comes out?
Question: Who is most likely to go to jail in 2010 (aside from Lil’ Wayne)?
What free agent most likely to get picked up by a major rapper?
All opinions expressed by Ms. Drama are mostly her own and do not reflect the opinions of AllHipHop.com. Please catch or curse Ms. Drama at www.twitter.com/msdrama.