F**k John Mayer, Hood Pass Revoked!

The views expressed inside this editorial aren’t necessarily the views of AllHipHop.com or its employees.OK, lets get this out of the way: F**k John Mayer.

 While we’re at it, f**k his apology too.

For those that don’t know or aren’t up on the latest with Johnny Boy, he apparently is a pretty liberal  guy…with the exception of his “Lil’  Mayer.” His lil’ Johnson is a White Supremacist.

 Here are some quotes from what he said in a recent interview with Playboy.

MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n****r pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’”

 PLAYBOY: It is true; a lot of rappers love you. You recorded with Common and Kanye West, played live with Jay-Z.

 MAYER: What is being black? It’s making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that’s seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you’ll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude’s.

 PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?

 MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.

 It would seem that John got caught with his pants on the ground and he’s looking like a fool. In the revealing interview, he went on to say that he thought Holly Robinson Peete “was gorgeous,” and he “loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.” Kerry Washington probably got the biggest compliment in being deemed “white-girl crazy.” Thanks, John.

But, while John Mayer is starting to make Sarah Palin look intelligent, its important to note exactly what he’s saying before you call him a racist.

 He’s basically saying that he’s not sexually attracted to Black women innately, but is considering changing up. Well, that sucks. I don’t want him dating Holly, Hillary or Kerry! I want to date them. So, John…stick with that six-o’clock-high looking Jennifer Aniston! Do what David Duke would do.

 Hell, I could say I have a – pause – “Black Nationalist d**k” if that means I primarily like Black women. I have never dated out of my race, but think that some of these McDonald’s eating thick white jawns look pretty good from time to time.  But, I digress…I’m not John Mayer at all.

 Who does he hang out with where he thinks a “hood pass” equates some thing called a “n****r pass”? WHO SAYS THAT? Seriously? I know that people are under the impression that the scoundrel of race has been purged from our nation’s main vein, but we’re going to have to come to a more honest place.

 Can I get a White pass? I would love to have one of those. Like can I get a white pass that gets me off when the cops follow my car? Yes, police still do that and profiling is on the rise and its not just Black people! I really would love a White pass and if you cannot provide it, f**k you! I have quite a few White friends and they tell me what a lot of the “cool John Mayer-esque people” say when Black people are not around. They don’t give me harsh details, because they know it’s going to upset me, but I know people are very “John Mayer” on a regular basis.

 And honestly, who bestowed this dude with his coveted “n****r pass” anyway? Jay-Z doesn’t reside in Brooklyn anymore and doesn’t walk those streets unless there’s an Oprah special. Kanye’s never been very hood in my opinion. Common is the big homey, but he’s in space, like on Neptune or something. And The Roots are dope, but I wouldn’t trust a hood pass from them unless it was issued from Malik B. And, that’s love to all those artists.

 But, honestly, who cares about John Mayer?

 Seriously, I never did. I still don’t. Because I saw him kick it with Dave Chappelle and play for Jay-Z never made him any hipper. I never bought his music. I never cared. And I still don’t.

 I’m sure there are people who think he’s an idiot (and racist) and they are entitled to their opinion. He will have to accept the scrutiny from here on for not keeping those thoughts in his douche bag head.

 Well, I hereby revoke John Mayer’s hood pass.

 F**k him.


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