MAN! IF my girl Kelly cries again I’m going to have to come to the rescue! She’s got this song called “Dirty Laundry,” where she talks about her bad experiences with men. See? If she was with me, she would be writing songs called “Clean Laundry” or “I’m So Happy Right Now Eating My Breakfast In Bed Again.” Anyway, some dudes abused her and she broke down on stage.
Here is the video.
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry! -illseed.
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