Hip-Hop Rumors: Erykah Badu Pregnant...By What Rapper?

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UH OH—ERYKAH BADU MIGHT BE PREGNANT!

ILLSEED EXCLUSIVE! I love how people use the word “exclusive”

so here is my time to use it. Erykah Badu is pregnant, according to sources!

Now, I am told this is rock solid, but in the name of “allegedly,”

let’s say it is very possible and highly likely. From what I hear, this is her

third child and the father is none other than Jay Electronica, the super hip

new dude on the Hip-Hop block. He can rap, he can produce in just one show.He’s also done work on the new Nas album and he’s already appeared on magazine

covers with his boo. Well, this is Badu’s third baby by a rap artist. I have to

say, her track record is flawless. Andre 3000, The D.O.C. and now Jay

Electronica. Now, this is his first child, from what I heard. Who doesn’t love

E. Badu? I wish I could have a baby with her, but I am not even worthy of such an

honor. Congrats to these two (if this is in fact true).By the way, Jay Electronica is a completely legit artist. Go to illseed.com to get a crash course on him as an emcee and producer.

MEL B WANTS KIDS!

Now, we are totally in a baby boom in this “Hip-Hop” generation. I

know Mel B isn’t exactly “Hip-Hop,” but she’s definitely is “America’s

Favorite MILF.” (Yo! That’s A Total Illseed Reality Show – Don’t Bite!)

Anyway, I am hearing that Mel B is about ready to have some kids with her

husband Stephen Belafonte (no relation to the legendary Harry). She has

recently told friends that she is ready to make that next move since she has been

totally happy in her marriage for over a year. Mel B has two kids already, a

nine year old daughter and that 15-month-old with scoundrel Eddie Murphy.

NAS VS 50 CENT Part 30

Nas and 50 Cent have had friction for

years, but nothing overt has really happened in the realm of battle rap. From a

leaked track off the “Untitled” album, “Queens Get Money”,

Nas spits:

N***as is still hatin

talkin that Nas done fell off with rhyming

he’d rather floss with diamonds

they pray “please god let him spit that UZI in the army lining’

that ‘shorty doo-wop rolling oowops in the park reclining’ ”

take twenty-seven MC’s put em in a line and they out of alignment

my assignment said she said retirement hiding behind 8 Mile and The Chronic

get rich but dies rhyming

this is high science

now add 23 more from queens to b’more

I’m over they heads like a bulimic on a seesaw

now that’s 50 porch monkeys ate up at the same time

This isn’t exclusive, but I was waiting so everybody could comment on it. I have the audio at illseed.com too under the Jay Electronica stuff since he produced it. I don’t really like Nas calling another bro a p###########. I understand there is beef, but sheeeesh…

SPEAKING OF G-UNIT

50 Cent and his crew put some stuff on his site about Interscope possibly sabotaging

his album with Lloyd Banks and Tony Yayo. Now, I have some source within

Interscope and they gave some indication of what has transpired from within. First,

from what I understand,what 50 charged is true: there was a shortage of T.O.S.

albums available. A lot of stores did not even receive T.O.S. or got very few

copies. Big retails stores like Best Buy did not even display T.O.S with the

new releases, from what I heard. Now, there is a complimentary layer to this.

From what I hear, the big dogs at Interscope are getting tired of their inability

to manage 50 Cent. He dissed them and they are tired of him speaking out

against them, from what I have been told.

On top of it all, they got very upset – allegedly – when the G-Unit

general launched thisis50.com and started putting free music on there along

with the music videos to boot.

In case you didn’t know, G-Unit pushed about 96,043 units. The crazy thing is

50 has way more people than that as members of his community. SMH. People don’t

support!

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES

Break Up To Broke: A-Rod’s wife filed for divorce and now seeks about

$125 million in separation and spousal support. Damn, Madonna!

Revenge! Yung Berg is not falling back from those “punch you in

the mouth” statements he made. I feel for cats when they feel the wrath of

Yung Berg when he’s mad.

Hurricane Season. Mike Vick filed for bankruptcy. When it rains, it

really hurricanes.

Common Sense! Common reportedly

went straight to London

to be with Serena after she lost to big sis Venus. I heard Serena was very

salty. Way to lock in, Com!

Jen The Pen? I

never heard of this person, but she reportedly is now saying that Rocsi had a liaison

with Roy Williams, the ex of my girl Kelly Rowland. Roy allegedly copped her a Range Rover.

Part 2: This Jen

babe also said that Rita G sells her pretty parts for money. Wow. Well, I don’t

believe it!

RANDOM QUOTES

Mariah Carey on her

relationship with Nick (Elle):

“We really kept the

whole relationship aspect of it quiet,” “Therefore, we didn’t really ‘date,’

you know what I mean? Because that would have been not quiet or private. I

think we didn’t want to give people a chance to be like, ‘What are you doing? What

are you talking about? This is so quick… are you sure?”

50 Cent sounds like

he wants to return with a vengeance (mtv):

“I want to focus

on the positive, and I feel I’m one of the more vocal people in hip-hop,”

he added. “Even when it’s not about music, people pay attention to me,

because I have something to offer. I’ll continue to create quality music at a

pace they haven’t seen.”

Babs Bunny on the new FEM Movement with Lady Luck, Lady of Rage and

Amil:

“We are all very

talented and we have all worked with major artists in the industry… Rage with

Dr. Dre and Snoop, Amil with Jay-Z, Luck with Def Jam and EPMD and myself with

Diddy. None of us are amateurs, but at the same time we all still have

something to prove.”

MICHELLE TALKS

BEYONCE RUMORS

I promise you there is way more to our Michelle Williams

interview than Beyonce rumors. I have a lot of love for her and her new record.

She gets props so read it…BUT, since I am the rumor guy, I had to home in on a

teenie tiny part of the interview (AllHipHop.com Alternatives).

AHHA: Talking about

marriage…How was Beyonce’s wedding?

Michelle: I don’t know

what you are talking about. [laughs]

AHHA: Ok I really believe

you, but moving on, is Beyonce pregnant?

Michelle: I can tell you

she is definitely not pregnant!

MYA FANS ARE

MAD

At the bottom of the page you will

see some nice pics of Mya chillin’ like a villain on the beach. But apparently,

she was supposed to be hosting an event that night in Barbados on Saturday night! I heard she was even

paid! Now, she supposedly wasn’t feeling well and skipped the event. But, was

later seen on the beach! Oh, the Barbadian people (is that right?) are heated

and feel that Mya just got a free trip out of the deal! LOL. Mya is allegedly,

what they used to call in Delaware, “a slickster!”

Why I am mad at Beyonce: Beyonce has made it so difficult for these other chicks to

eat! Case in point, I am huge Mya fan, but she can’t seem to get any traction

in her commercial music career (I know about her other work). MF’ERS ARE

SPYING ON BEYONCE?

This government is so wrong. I’m

sorry. Remember all that stuff where they looked into Barack’s Passport info

and also McCain, I do believe. Anyway, guess who else got the spy treatment? Beyonce

Knowles’ passport has been violated by crooks the same way they looked into the

future president of American and the old dude that got beat by the future

president! Now, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is the one that started

this investigation and she has yielded information that revealed that government

employees invaded the privacy of about 127 high-profile entertainers and politicians.

Even Anna Nicole was looked into and she passed away a long time ago. SMH. Get ‘em

outta there!

LAUREN LONDON

LOVES ILLSEED!

Well, not exactly. But I will say

that I love her more for denying that she said that that “bird-like” comment

from a few days ago. Here is the quote that we all know and hate:

“I love guys who are street. I won’t even give soft guys a chance. Menace

II Society is my s###! Caine was like my first crush. Actually, O-Dog was my

true dream guy. I was in love with him, from that opening scene where he pops

the convenience-store worker. He had me from that gunshot [laughs]. He was

‘hood, and I loved that.”

Now, to the TheWeekendGamer she said

the quote was misleading and heavily edited. She said, “The questions

being asked weren’t the questions being asked over the phone.” I would

definitely be interested in hearing the actual audio. I think it would

permanently end the love affair between illseed and Lauren London. I’m sure

Kelly Rowland would be happy to hear that. I suspect Lauren know this comment

would mean the end and looked to corrected it swiftly.

SIGNS THE WORLD IS

COMING TO AN END

A man in Chicago

recently lost his mind. The Chicago

man, who is from the suburbs, admitted to police that he locked his two

daughters in a wire cage, as he drove his pickup truck. Ricardo Gonzalez was

arrested on Monday when a woman spotted his two kids in a cage at a gas

station. She promptly called police. Good thing it wasn’t Cam’ron at that gas

station! Anyway, guess how old his daughters are? 2 and 5. That’s a combined

age of 7. The lady called the police because she heard a baby crying and saw

the man pushing her little hand back in the cage. Dude told police he did the

dumb deed because he felt he had to control his kids and keep them from running

away. Well, ummmmm…people definetly try to run away when you are putting them

in freakin’ cages! He also admitted the cage took the place of a baby sitter,

which he was unable to secure on that fate-filled day.

The 35-year-old man is looking at simple misdemeanor child

endangerment charges, but the Cook

County prosecutors are

looking to upgrade him to a felony. You think?

GET

BUSY ONE

TIME: SHELZ

My homey Shelz saved me today.

Aside from Erykah, nothing is really poppin’ in the rumors. Send me what you

got to ahhrumors@gmail.com. Other than

that, Shelz: get busy one time!

Real recognize real. It recognizes

boring too.

Melyssa.. Maylisa.. Mellysa…. That

Ford girl aka Jessica Rabbit has just dropped the first episode of her new

reality show, “Flashing Lights.” Funny thing though, I could not find any

information on who is going to be airing this. It’s just some sort of

disembodied vid floating around the net. Anyway, the 11 minute clip is a

perfect example of why “reality” TV has to be scripted.

Seriously, if I wanted watch someone play with a rat-dog and pay parking

meters, I would totally do it myself. Not only could I watch, but since

it would be me; it would be completely interactive. The one brain cell type

dialogue and the fact that she and her friend keep their sunglasses on while

they get their hair done is laughable. But she looks great.

Hopefully, she can find some better production because that career stop watch

is ticking.

And in other reality news….

For some bizarre reason folks are

again reporting that Nas and Kelis’ reality show will not be aired. I

thought we knew this already. Or maybe I’m psychic. Nas said it was

boring and I guess the folks at MTV agreed. And that has me a-thinking.

What ever happened to Yayo’s reality show? Wasn’t someone supposed to be

filming him and Whoo Kid doing whatever it is he and Whoo Kid do when they’re

not G-Uniting? Guess someone thought that would be boring too. But you

know who I think should have their own reality show, Fantasia and Dro.

Wooo Whooo! Can you imagine all the ghetto fabulosity? It would

come on right after Keyshia Cole’s mom’s spin-off if I were in charge.

And speaking of Dro….

He and Fantasia were in Atlanta

for her birthday and while here, the pair, along with the other 162 people in

her entourage showed up at Traxx, a gay club in the heart of the A. And right

after they sang happy B-day to the world’s most famous baby moma, Dro did a

brief medley of his own stuff. You know the boyz went wild. I don’t

know what the perception is from the rap community about performing at gay

venues, but the bottom line is gay dudes have I-Pods too. I’m proud of

Dro. You go boy. Snap. Snap.

Aaaaaaand I’m out! But not before

saying it’s really good to see the AHH fam back together at the bottom of the

page. My lil rumors were getting lonely!The Moment of Truth Usher and his son are on the cover of the August issue of Essence! Here’s a little excerpt for those of you who care:“He’s gonna admire me, he’s gonna look up to me. He’s gonna say, ‘I wanna be’ or he should say – ‘I wanna be like my father.”When

asked about his marriage to Tameka, Usher responds, “They think that it

was forced. I’ve heard a lot of comments like, “Oh, she trapped him.”

“He got a baby by her, and then she’s married and she’s set for life.

No. She wasn’t pregnant when I asked her to marry me. There’s some sort

of huge conspiracy over this, the fact that I made these choices in my

life. No I grew older. As a man, I have to take responsibility and take

a hold of my life. I’m accountable for what happens to my life now.”And

the verdict is? Cute! Loves him at least for now! At least we know

Tameeka is good for something else other than ruining careers! Its a WRAP! Russell and Porchla call it Quits! Bout Damn Time Looks

like someone has finally come to their senses! Russy Russ and his

semisweet yoa jump off Porschla Coleman have decided to end their

relationship! According to my sources Russ used his blog to call it

off, and did so after congragulating Porschla on a recent yoga

certificate! Russ wrote: “thank you for the inspiration.” The only thing left for him to say may have been, God Bless and Good Night! Wonder whos up next to bat? Damn Mariah… Can you age already ;-( Check out this recent pic of Mariah in her recent spread in Elle Mag! Girl looks good Nick don’t know what to do with that LOL! Lady Dramas Food For Thought: Could Kimoras recent tyrant rage have anyting to do with the abrupt Porchla and Russ split? Which poses my next question can money buy one love? Think real hard before answering this one! Does Kanye date anything but models? hes linked with model Chanel Iman… Not a bad look but Im just sayin! Shout out to INE&J for showin me love all day everyday! Oh and no I wont marry you, fallin in love is for SUCKAS lol;-) go hard or go home……ILLPICSLooking at Mya give new meaning to Lady Drama’s tagline, go hard or go home.

YESTERDAY, WE LOVE YOU!