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WTF News: Police Looking For Man Who Publicly Sexes Cheese


Ok, this one is bananas.

Police are looking for a man who has become known as “the Swiss Cheese Pervert.” Witnesses say he drives around without pants and asks women to pay him to watch him masturbate with cheese. Several women have reported being approached by the “white, heavy set male” in the  Philadelphia’s Mayfair area.

Via the Independent:

The man’s actions were brought to the attention of residents via the Mayfair TownWatch Facebook.

“Good Morning Mayfair!” the Facebook user writes, “Please be aware of the Swiss Cheese Pervert! This individual is driving around surrounding communities and exposes himself to women.

“He offers them money to watch him put swiss cheese on his privates. He is a white, heavy set male, 40-50 years old. He drives a newer model silver sedan. He was also spotted in a black newer model sedan.”

It goes on to urge potential victims to not confront the man, but to note his car registration and call the police immediately.

Upon further investigation, the Philadelphia Daily News discovered that the man allegedly has a profile on OKCupid where he advertises his fetish. Woman in the area reportedly received a message from a man saying: “I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections [sic], girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.”

Police are investigating.

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  • Papi Peligro

    Maybe he gone start raping yo cheesey articles.

    • Guest

      ^^^^^ And pay Illseed to watch.

    • iamwhoiam

      Ha! Your CHEESE joke was CORNY… (see what I did there?)

  • Dan_Tebasco

    It’s bigger than hiphop

    • iamwhoiam

      What is? Cheese?…must be FRIDAY FOSTER. (YUP, IT IS!)

  • Smack ya ass Samurai Jack

    Allhiphop been goin out bad fr fr

  • Immortal

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  • brotha_man

    im about to hand in my AHH card

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  • Calico Joe

    In Other Non Related Hip Hop News………… Anybody here about those cops that got acquitted for beating that white boy to death that was caught on camera?

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  • Im…Pretty Tired

    leave my man cheese dick alone. Yall actin like he’s a muenster.

  • Mr. Bang Bang

    Do anybody know of another hip hop website cause im done with these bitches, i been coming here for years just for the stories and the comments now neither one entertaining

  • King Cold

    AHH wtf happened to this site

  • Kevin Anthony

    Cheesy way to get off there Chester. Kevin Anthony-21 on soundcloud (fans of Hip Hop)