WTF News: Police Looking For Man Who Publicly Sexes Cheese

Police are looking for a man who likes to masturbate in front of women with a slice of cheese.

Ok, this one is bananas.

Police are looking for a man who has become known as “the Swiss Cheese Pervert.” Witnesses say he drives around without pants and asks women to pay him to watch him masturbate with cheese. Several women have reported being approached by the “white, heavy set male” in the  Philadelphia’s Mayfair area.

Via the Independent:

The man’s actions were brought to the attention of residents via the Mayfair TownWatch Facebook.

“Good Morning Mayfair!” the Facebook user writes, “Please be aware of the Swiss Cheese Pervert! This individual is driving around surrounding communities and exposes himself to women.

“He offers them money to watch him put swiss cheese on his privates. He is a white, heavy set male, 40-50 years old. He drives a newer model silver sedan. He was also spotted in a black newer model sedan.”

It goes on to urge potential victims to not confront the man, but to note his car registration and call the police immediately.

Upon further investigation, the Philadelphia Daily News discovered that the man allegedly has a profile on OKCupid where he advertises his fetish. Woman in the area reportedly received a message from a man saying: “I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections [sic], girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.”

Police are investigating.