The longing for a dope a$$ is getting more and more pertinent for certain sub-sects of American life. The other day I told you about a new herb that’s getting chicks bigger butts. But there is something out for chicks that can’t find exotic herbs and whatever. ITS THE BUTT BRA! You know how a traditional bra lifts breasts and makes them all fluffy? Well that’s what the Butt Bra does for flat butt chicks. It is made by Spanx and I think the actual term is called the Booty Bra. It squeezes everything in a woman’s midsection and pushes it up and out. It only costs $58, so fellas you can get your girl tight if she’s lackin’ in the backin’.
ON SECOND THOUGHT…I don’t think that is going to give her this:
You can’t buy everything.
“They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!” -illseed.
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