WTF News: Crackhead Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Denies Eating Box on Live TV

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford says he did not engage in oral sex with his former staffer.

Crack rock smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford continued his egregious antics with Canadian journalists at a recent press conference. He was previously busted smoking crack on camera so we can already imagine the other shenanigans he probably gets himself into while on the job. This time around, he was accused of engaging in oral sex with one of his former staffers but denied “eating pu–y” during a live press conference. Check it:

His defense:

“I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.”

Wow. Are Canadian politicians more blunt about their antics or is this just a Rob Ford thing? You know how crack can affect people.