Non Hip-Hop Rumors: Will Bill Clinton Take The Maury Test?

Jeez! What is this world coming to? Back in the day, they referred to Bill Clinton as the “First Black President” and I’m starting to believe he is. They are persecuting my dude left and right these days. Now, some son of a prostate, I mean prostitute, is claiming that the former president is his daddy.

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Bill just got 500k for a deal to speak for 45 minutes. This dude better be careful! Bill may take some of that money and give it to some secret service assassin. Anyway, the latest is that Bill is being pressured to take the damn DNA test. I have to believe this is some sort of lie. Unless these people have some more concrete evidence, they aren’t going to get Bill’s DNA for the biggest Maury paternity test ever.

They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry! -illseed.

Illseed, Out.