SIGNS: DEA Agrees To Reschedule Marijuana For First Time In 50 Years
One small step for marijuana, wait, what was I saying?

SIGNS: Earth Is Losing Time—Literally
Don’t know what a negative leap second is? Well it could effect the very fabric of time by 2029!

SIGNS: Shocking Oklahoma City River Drama In Barge Versus Bridge Caught On Camera
The whole incident was captured on video, instantly rocketing to viral fame.

SIGNS: Illinois Man’s Fatal Rockford Stabbing Rampage Leaves Community In Shock
Read the desperate plea from the mother of the suspect.

SIGNS: Cargo Ship Collides With Baltimore Bridge Leading To Its Collapse
A full blown state of emergency has been declared as a result of the catastrophic maritime incident.

SIGNS: Military Hoarding Aviation Tech Could Turn New York To London Trip Into 2.5 Hour Flight?
The technology has been around since the 60s, believe it or not.

SIGNS: ISIS Claims Responsibility For Russian Mass Shooting
Details on this tragic event are still developing.

SIGNS: Man Claims He Got Biologically Younger After Spending 100-Days Underwater
Did this doctor just discover the real fountain of youth?

SIGNS: White Woman ID’ed As Criminal Mastermind In 10-Year Smash-N-Grab Spree
The Suburban Are Lit! A White Karen-looking mom is really the ring leader of a massive, million-dollar theft rings, according to reports.

SIGNS: COVID-19 Reportedly Cause Of Death For 70-Year-Old “Iron Lung” Polio Survivor
Rest in power Paul Alexander.

SIGNS: Boeing Whistleblower Found Dead Under “Mysterious” Circumstances
This is really creepy and scary at the same time.

SIGNS: Clippers’ $2 Billion Dollar Stadium Vandalized By TikTok Teens Seeking Fame
You know what they say, boys will be boys—and break into the Intuit Dome.

SIGNS: Alleged Diddy & Meek Mill Lewd Audio Leaked On Social Media Likely AI-Generated
This is true nasty work!

SIGNS: Juvenile Detention Sergeant Jailed Over Explicit Love Letters Written To Teenage Detainee
This is truly a whirlwind story.

SIGNS: Radical Right Republicans Fight To End America As A Democracy
Donald Trump and his boys are going all the way Right. One of them said flat-out that their aim is to eliminate Democracy in America. Was he for real?

SIGNS: High School Sparks Debate With Segregated Door Decor For Black History Month
Our ancestors died for this?
SIGNS: Maggots On A Plane Is Real—Not Samuel L. Jackson Film Remake
You won’t believe what the woman was offered who was the recipient of said maggots.

SIGNS: Military Plane Explodes Mid-Flight—At Least 70 Casualties Confirmed
This is actually a really scary situation.

SIGNS: Ecuador May Be Under “Internal Armed Conflict” After Live TV Broadcast Attack
I guess the revolution really will be televised!