50 Cent’s Awful Pitch
The New York Mets’ Citi Field was the place, and Fiddy was the person – and the pitch was awful! The pitch was so bad that people cringed globally, and yet 50 Cent offered a very specific response: he had an injury in his left shoulder from excessive masturbation. Well, well, well. That certainly raised a laugh, and it’s not the first time he’s spoken about spanking the monkey in public, though the last time he did was to say that it’s a sin and God is watching. Perhaps he’s over that and doesn’t mind a little voyeurism these days!