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Hip-Hop Rumors: Young Buck Speaks (Sorta)! Just A Lot of Star Stalking! 
Published Thursday, April 10, 2008 7:30 AM
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By illseed
By Illseed

DISCLAIMER:

 

All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.

 

YESTERDAY’S RUMORS!


 Hip-Hip Rumors: Wayne's Carter III Cover! Alicia Keys To Marry? Jim Jones Beef Over!

OK

 

Yesterday, I cranked out a full day of rumors (Lil’ Wayne’s album) and an editorial (“They Live”). Here are today’s rumors even though I was close to just taking a day off. Look for some rumors later on in the day. There is actually a lot of stuff going on and its just a matter of getting it out.

 

MORE YOUNG BUCK STUFF

***UPDATE***

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To hear "Not OK" click right here.


Is Buck talking through a new song called “I’m Not OK?” There are no references to G-Unit or 50, but there are hints. Interestingly enough, he shouts out Dr. Dre and Eminem.

 

“I made more in the streets than my whole rap career.”

 

“I’m doing me.”

“I’m good man. My kids gonna eat regardless, homey.”

 

“There are two sides to every story.”

 

Also, in this Young Buck stuff, somebody told me that Sha Money, the former G-Unit president, might not be representing him anymore. Maybe he feels there is a conflict of interest? Nothing for certain. I want to know something though.

 

ALICIA MARRYING HER BEST FRIEND?

 

I guess y’all can say I told you, but Alicia and Krucial are supposedly getting married this summer. I’m very interested in this one. They have denied being an item, but I think after their recent appearances, we can put 1 and 1 together. :) I guess they will have the real top secret wedding, because they sure can keep a secret.

 

 

SOME JAY-Z STUFF

 

 

I have not seen the new Jay-Z/Mary show,but I keep hearing Jay’s part is getting increasingly political. I don’t know if he is making little changes or if people are just relaying it differently. I hear Jay is now doing acapella versions of “Minority Report” and displaying pictures from Hurricane Katrina/Bush victims! Crazy!

 

 

 

Some artists that are claiming to be down with the new Jay-Z venture are suggesting that Jay and Dame might be working together in some capacity on the new Roc Nation deal. If anybody knows anything about this, let me know, because I almost cannot fathom it.

 

BEYONCE’S ROCK!

 

I heard that Beyonce is now wearing a huge wedding ring – if you can see it. Mostly, people have seen her sporting black gloves to cover her manicured hands, but those that have seen say there is something big on that ring finger. Apparently, at the concert in Atlanta she was with Usher and there it was in plain sight. When people ask, they are both denying anything happened…with a laugh. They might as well just reveal all so I can stop reporting on this mess.

 

 

NOT LUKE!

They are trying to say that Luke isn’t paying for his kids. He reportedly owes close to $40,000 in unpaid child support. Even though his daughter is over 18, this is from past money due to the baby’s mother. I think somebody needs to tell Luke to “use the force” and pay the mother off.

 

KANYE TALKS:


Want to hear Kanye talk? Here you go:


don't do anything I don't love anymore... I loved the flashing lights vid so it didn't matter 2 me if someone one else didn't. While people chase money I pursue happiness. So many people talk about there investments or how much money they have but there's so many rich people who spend a lot of that trying 2 buy a piece of happiness. If there's anything my mom taught me is to enjoy life. I just recorded my first verse in the last 6 months 2 days ago at Bape's Studio in Japan. It felt good and I was inspired. I absolutely lost my mind (in a good way) on the new Glow in the Dark tour. The constant hours of creating helped me 2 keep from loosing my mind in a bad way. Chris Milk told me tragedy can produce great art and this is definitely true. I am a total mad man now, up till 3 am every night, trying 2 fight pain, board-um, and uncertainty with creativity. All that said, life is good..... good as finding the perfect fabric for a simple one button casual blazer with matching pants.

 

 

LADY DRAMA SAVES ILLSEED!

 

According to reports by Eurweb Diddy is ecstatic about Cassie's upcoming album... But then again did we expect anything less from him peep this:
 
'Although pop star Cassie had a huge hit in 2006 with her single ‘Me and You’, critics and fans alike were appalled by her severe vocal challenges during a string of promotional performances on TV. Her label head, Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs, tells Billboard that Cassie has since stepped up her game and has songs on her sophomore album that will impress the haters.
 
Explaining Cassie’s poor performances during the promotion of her self-titled debut album, Diddy says: ‘I just don’t think she was ready. I think that we threw her into the spotlight without the artist development — that goes on with a lot of new artists. We pulled out, we took our time, we developed her for like, a year-and-a-half. People are just going to see her there and be like, ‘Wow, she’s really cocooned into a butterfly.'
 
Unless Cassie is a new Cassie with a new voice we aren't interested! Get a clue lol!

 

Damn Can They Enjoy the Honeymoon..........
 
So some Internet sources have seemed to lose their damn mind and are circulating rumors that Beyonce is pregnant! WTF can these two confirm a marriage first before people even think about a so called family! And they wonder why celebs don't want to spill the beans to valuable outlets such as myself and other online publications! Just crazy! Peep this via EXTRA:
 
“The Internet is buzzing with reports that the alleged newlywed is already trying to conceal a baby bump under high-waist shirts, big purses and long coats. The shy starlet has in the past talked of her desire for a full family, saying, ‘In a perfect world I’d have two boys and a girl.’ She’s still not confirming whether she wed her BF of six years, Jay-Z, in Manhattan last Friday.
 
A Knowles rep tells “Extra” that she “has no idea” about the Beyoncé baby rumors.'
 
Wow people are way left field with this! I'll keep my eyes and ears to the street though!
 
Jailhouse Rock: The G Unit Edition
 
According to the Daily News rapper Tony Yayo and the whole G-Unit crew are being faced with a lawsuit that stems from some beatdown that took place peep this:
 
“The mom of a teen boy who says he was smacked around by Tony Yayo, a member of 50 Cent’s G-Unit posse, is suing the rap stars for a big bucks payout. James Rosemond - whose dad Jimmy [Henchman] Rosemond runs Czar Entertainment and manages The Game, a G-Unit rival - blames the rappers for an attack last year set off because he was wearing a Czar Entertainment shirt.
 
It’s hard to believe that a 14-year-old boy walking on E. 25th St. at 6 in the evening was attacked by four adult males just because of the shirt he was wearing,’ said Richard Reich, the teen’s lawyer.
  
50’s lawyer, Benjamin Brafman, said Reed is just looking for ‘a quick payday.'

Hmmm.. How does the saying go... You can take em out the hood but you can't take the hood out of them! Man step your game up guys!
 
Moving right along... For all those board stiff at work watch this for entertainment:
 
Saaphyri Lip Chap Pt.2
 
and if that wasn't enough peep Kelly Rowland's re-shoot of her video 'The Comeback' ( no really that's the name of the song) No I'm not posting it ya'll know how I feel about that! I'm sure illseed will though!
 
Lady Drama's Food For Thought:
 
Hey Ladies.......Is Anyone else curious to know what fountain of youth Stacy Dash has been drinking from so we can get a swig!
 
Damn if my jokes are a swing and miss I need to fire my ghostwriter for not doing his job... Damn Illseed I didn't think it would come to this lol! JUST JOKING!! I REPEAT JUST JOKING
 
Are you all really dissapointed with Wayne's cover? I think it's creative but it's just my thought! He actually looked better then than he does now I think it was a smart marketing move!
 
Illseed's editorial is very insightful and well written! Let me find out! GO CHECK IT OUT!
 
I'm Out remember: The More you Say the Less They Listen!
 
P.S It's an extremely slow news day and I'm sure we're all Cartered (AKA JAY Z and Beyonce) out with stories about their secret love affair! So I'm gonna keep it short and simple today! Tommorow will be better so breathe easy AHH fam love you guys!
 

 

THE LOVE GURU TALKS ABOUT KANYE & MIKE MYERS

 

The Love Guru is a new dude out on the scene. He actually stands alone as funny material, but if you need some sort of rap connection, he addresses Kanye “G. Bush Doesn’t Like Black People” West and Mike Myers.

 

Click the below link to see Kanye and the Great Love Guru.

 

http://allhiphop.com/photos/flicks/images/19626355/original.aspx

 

 

SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AND END

 

If anybody creates something called the “Blackhole Machine” you know nothing good is going to come out of it.

 

Peep this report from CTV.ca:

 

An American and a Spaniard have launched a lawsuit to stop scientists from firing up a machine they fear could destroy not just life on Earth but the planet itself.

 

International scientists, including dozens from Canada, are about to launch the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), a 27-kilometre long particle accelerator built near Geneva, Switzerland. It will shoot beams of protons at each other in an effort to recreate conditions that resemble what the universe might have been like in the milliseconds after the Big Bang.

 

In the process, scientists may end up creating miniature black holes -- areas of space that have gravitational pulls so strong that not even light can escape.

 

The more matter a black hole pulls in, the stronger it becomes. And that's what worries Walter Wagner, the American who is suing to temporarily stop the project. He says the creation of these black holes here on Earth, no matter how small, may unleash a chain reaction that could destroy the planet.

 

Wagner says there's a possibility that black holes could just get bigger and bigger as they pull more and more matter into themselves.

 

"Eventually, all of Earth would fall into such growing micro-black-holes, converting Earth into a medium-sized black hole, around which would continue to orbit the moon,

In other words, Wagner asserts the LHC is a machine that will end up causing the Earth to eat itself -- perhaps in less than a century. It may sound fantastic, like a plotline out of a James Bond movie where an evil scientist holds the earth for ransom with a deadly weapon, but Wagner says the possibility isn't science fiction.

 

 

PHARRELL IS TALENTED!

 

I like this beat he’s putting together. Check it out.

 

YESTERDAY, WE LOVE YOU!


They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!

-illseed

WHO: illseed
WHAT: Rumors
WHERE: AllHipHop.com, MySpace.com/TheIllseed
HOW: Send your rumors and ill pics to illseed at ahhrumors@gmail.com.

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Comments

 

BREW CREW PRODUCTIONS said:

first
April 10, 2008 7:46 AM
 

BREW CREW PRODUCTIONS said:

first
April 10, 2008 7:47 AM
 

BREW CREW PRODUCTIONS said:

first
April 10, 2008 7:47 AM
 

Hemi said:

Shout Out to AHH fam
April 10, 2008 7:49 AM
 

modelwebworksinc said:

Second I guess....I just got beat because of that damn registration crap.
April 10, 2008 7:53 AM
 

Jaysheezy said:

Damn, i finally get in the top ten, hard work does pay off people
April 10, 2008 7:54 AM
 

rah410city said:

Alicia Keys Gettin Married?!?!?.....I think i just died a lil on da inside lolll. Damn first da roc goin break up now every day i wake up...somebody got a prollem wit buck? Ahh Yall Good Peoples B safe an all dat jazz. - 100 -
April 10, 2008 8:07 AM
 

Profit101 said:

What's good AHH fam....

Yeah it is a slow newz day.  Urban Newz Radio is popping tonight though!!!

http://www.urbannewz.com
April 10, 2008 8:13 AM
 

alski said:

im number 1,2,3,4,5
April 10, 2008 8:14 AM
 

Flipped said:

Woop... what's cracking AHH? Tht pharrel chune sounds coo!
April 10, 2008 8:19 AM
 

HoodProphet said:

Peace to the AHH fam

shout out to all my homies and homegirls on the site (yall know who yall r)

some might need this bit of info...

========

patent number: #5676977 method for curing AIDs
new
Submitted by Mindwarz on Mon, 2008-03-17 03:36.

U.S. Patent Search: http://patft.uspto.gov/netahtml/PTO/search-bool.html

United States Patent 5,676,977
Antelman October 14, 1997
Method of curing AIDS with tetrasilver tetroxide molecular crystal devices

Abstract

The diamagnetic semiconducting molecular crystal tetrasilver tetroxide (Ag.sub.4 O.sub.4) is utilized for destroying the AIDS virus, destroying AIDS synergistic pathogens and immunity suppressing moieties (ISM) in humans. A single intravenous injection of the devices is all that is required for efficacy at levels of about 40 PPM of human blood. The device molecular crystal contains two mono and two trivalent silver ions capable of "firing" electrons capable of electrocuting the AIDS virus, pathogens and ISM. When administered into the bloodstream, the device electrons will be triggered by pathogens, a proliferating virus and ISM, and when fired will simultaneously trigger a redox chelation mechanism resulting in divalent silver moieties which chelate and bind active sites of the entities destroying them. The devices are completely non-toxic. However, they put stress on the liver causing hepatomegaly, but there is no loss of liver function.
Inventors: Antelman; Marvin S. (Rehovot, IL)
Assignee: Antelman Technologies Ltd. (Providence, RI)
Appl. No.: 08/658,955
Filed: May 31, 1996
Related U.S. Patent Documents

Application Number Filing Date Patent Number Issue Date
310859 Sep., 1994

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there are several stories of aids cures out there said to have been suppressed do to the mass profit of keeping people on the meds.  Some scientist are even threatened to discontinue their efforts of finding a cure, or else.

As long as its a problem the mainly affects people of color, the powers that be are treating it like a true state of emergency.  I mean after all, its only hurting the niggas, right?
April 10, 2008 8:23 AM
 

JRucker said:

Good Morning AHH!

Buck is warming up, taking it easy like Game did... He might unload in a minute.

Kanye's pursuit of happiness. It's funny how rich folks are always searching for happiness. At the same time, they say, they aren't concerned with $$$. Of course they are not concerned with it cuz they got plenty of it. Money may not buy happiness, but it can sure buy a bunch of happy shit.

Looks like man is on a mission to whipe out humanity. So sad.

Shout out to everyone! Have a great Thursday.
April 10, 2008 8:24 AM
 

siqone said:

that pharrell video is older than Ric Flair
April 10, 2008 8:26 AM
 

tumelo007 said:

stop those mad scientists!!!!

stop those mad scientists!!!!

stop those mad scientists!!!!

stop those mad scientists!!!!

stop those mad scientists!!!!

stop those mad scientists!!!!

stop those mad scientists!!!!
April 10, 2008 8:27 AM
 

King High Pimpn said:

NOT LUKE!

They are trying to say that Luke isn’t paying for his kids. He reportedly owes close to $40,000 in unpaid child support. Even though his daughter is over 18, this is from past money due to the baby’s mother. I think somebody needs to tell Luke to “use the force” and pay the mother off.



(Yeah , This Bytch Here Money Hungry, Child over 18 too.  I swear i'm close to Dressing up in a costume and  Being on some  vigilante  shyt, Killing all mothers thats soaking up Child Support.  My hero name will be " Average Black Man"
April 10, 2008 8:35 AM
 

Hypnotice7 said:

LOL...good look on the rumors....patiently waiting for pt2
April 10, 2008 8:37 AM
 

durtysouf said:

What up AHH, IC and negroderms of all colors.

Durty sends a shout out to the "real" (if you have to wonder if you are real, I'm not talkin to you)

Can't wait for Buck to go all out on Master Fiddy....I've always thought that he was out of place with them anyways.

Look out for the new blog that I'm startin up called either "Durty Thoughts" or "Durty Words", haven't made up my mind yet. I need some help.

@Junegemini & Boss Up - Holla at me

April 10, 2008 8:41 AM
 

Water Ur Seeds said:

Not much popin

@ Hoodprohet

With what U said yesterday after I logged off. Nah Ive never been to America, I would LOVE to go, Im defo gonna get Myself ova there tho, I will travel all round, East, West, North, South. U should defo come ova here to tho fam, U would defo find it intrestin, I'll take U to spots, the honeys will love that American accent
April 10, 2008 8:42 AM
 

The Mexican said:

ENOUGH with all the Jay-Z and Beyonce shit!  It makes me not want to even read these damn things anymore.

That Signs is fucking crazy.  I hope they don't get to launch it, I like it here on earth.

April 10, 2008 8:46 AM
 

JRucker said:

HoodProphet said:

As long as its a problem the mainly affects people of color, the powers that be are treating it like a true state of emergency.  I mean after all, its only hurting the niggas, right?

______________________________________________________

I believe man created aids and at the same time created the cure. it was a tool they created to get rid of "undesireables". Like many tools they create, they did not see it reach their own... Like war, you go attack an enemy knowing all along some of your own will perish. When aids reaches the people that it wasnt intended to reach, they are simply casualties of war.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. Even though they created a cure, others like the patent you brought to our attention, are cracking the code as well. and of course they are going to silence them or try too. Man kind has a history of taking out people who have the answer.

Like you said, there is no money in curing a disease. Billions of $ in treatment tho! Thats why I never get the flu shot... its free. You have to watch what the government or health care officials give away. If the flu shot were truly effective, it wouldnt be free. I
April 10, 2008 8:54 AM
 

charliestons said:

the whole g-unit thing is starting to look like a big stunt.
They're lookin to make headlines when they re-unite.... its all a game...

There aint money in music no more.... artisits can barely sell a million records.....

what it do AHH?
April 10, 2008 8:58 AM
 

Sexy_Red said:

Good Morning to Errrrrrrbody this morning and SHOUTS to everyone on the boards today.

Wow that's a lot of money to pay in child support. Man some of these women be getting over when it comes to child support. A woman will say they will never put you on child support if you act right, but as soon as she gets made she is taking you to court to put you on it and get back pay. So men if you know you and your baby mamma will never get back together lol you better go ahead and put yourself on childsupport...lol too funny.



***A LITTLE HUMOR EARLY THIS MORNING FOR AHH****

THE ULTIMATE REJECTION:  You go home to play with yourself and your hand fall asleep!!!

But if you beat ur hand to wake it up, is that domestic violence?



April 10, 2008 9:00 AM
 

ATL$t@r said:

wut up AHH

lol @ siqone

- i thought Yayo wasnt responsible for smack'n up dat kid??

- the "signs the world..." is weird, somebody need to look into that ish lol

wut up C_A_K! preciate u alwayz shout'n out da troopz like dat
April 10, 2008 9:37 AM
 

CLASSYBITCH said:

Quote of the Day: To fall in love is awfully simple,
but to fall out of love is simply awful.


Useless Fact: George Washington died the last hour of the last day of the last week of the last month of the last year of the 18th century.


Random Question: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

I'll touch back..

KISSES,

Simply CLASSY
BITCHES II ENVY
April 10, 2008 9:40 AM
 

ATL$t@r said:

Sexy_Red said:
***A LITTLE HUMOR EARLY THIS MORNING FOR AHH****

THE ULTIMATE REJECTION:  You go home to play with yourself and your hand fall asleep!!!

But if you beat ur hand to wake it up, is that domestic violence?
____________________________________________________
lmao wtf


April 10, 2008 9:40 AM
 

Profit101 said:

Sexy_Red said:
THE ULTIMATE REJECTION:  You go home to play with yourself and your hand fall asleep!!!

But if you beat ur hand to wake it up, is that domestic violence?

**********************************************

Too Funny...
April 10, 2008 9:40 AM
 

renegro said:

@mushdagreat. ..

i just heard that lazy/bizzy album . . . .pretty decent,  remind me of the first album, is it bumpin hard out there in the land
April 10, 2008 9:41 AM
 

SaluateYaGeneral said:

DAME & JAY-Z REUNION THE GAME NEED IT BAD CANT FORGET BIGGS "HOFFA"... BEST OUT CREW WHAT UP!!!! FUCK IT BRING LYOR TOO!!!!!!!!

MINIORITY REPORT IS SICKKKKKKK!!!

LEAVE YAYO ALONE!!!!! KEEP FUCKIN NIGGAZ UP BRO!!!

YOUNG BUCK IS TRASH!!!!!
5-0 IS TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KANUSSY IS TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!! STICK TO MAKING BEATS!!! BAPE STUDIOS..OK  OK!!!! GETTIN YA YEN ON!!!

DAMN THOSE SCIENTISTS GETTIN THAT OTHA TYPE OF PAPER...DONT BLOW THE PLANET UP!!! IM HAVIN TOO MUCH FUN!!!

YO ILL THEY GOT ME SOME WHERE EXOTIC, SMOKIN ON SOMETHIN TROPIC.....YA KNOW!!!!!!!

JERSEY WHAT IT LOOK LIKE?!?!!?

NJ RUN THE WHOLE I-95

NJ RUN WHERE EVER YOU AT!!! FUCK IT!!! PARDON SELF!!!!

SLK.DSP.DBLOCK.ANW.AWB GETTIN STRONGER

April 10, 2008 9:42 AM
 

SaluateYaGeneral said:

DAME & JAY-Z REUNION THE GAME NEED IT BAD CANT FORGET BIGGS "HOFFA"... BEST OUT CREW WHAT UP!!!! FUCK IT BRING LYOR TOO!!!!!!!!

MINIORITY REPORT IS SICKKKKKKK!!!

LEAVE YAYO ALONE!!!!! KEEP FUCKIN NIGGAZ UP BRO!!!

YOUNG BUCK IS TRASH!!!!!
5-0 IS TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KANUSSY IS TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!! STICK TO MAKING BEATS!!! BAPE STUDIOS..OK  OK!!!! GETTIN YA YEN ON!!!

DAMN THOSE SCIENTISTS GETTIN THAT OTHA TYPE OF PAPER...DONT BLOW THE PLANET UP!!! IM HAVIN TOO MUCH FUN!!!

YO ILL THEY GOT ME SOME WHERE EXOTIC, SMOKIN ON SOMETHIN TROPIC.....YA KNOW!!!!!!!

JERSEY WHAT IT LOOK LIKE?!?!!?

NJ RUN THE WHOLE I-95

NJ RUN WHERE EVER YOU AT!!! FUCK IT!!! PARDON SELF!!!!

SLK.DSP.DBLOCK.ANW.AWB GETTIN STRONGER

April 10, 2008 9:42 AM
 

amBIGuous1 said:

wow had to work a full day...and then almost took a day off huh illseed??   must be nice.....crazy to think people do it everyday!!!  ;-)
April 10, 2008 9:45 AM
 

EMONEY617 said:

haha.. Lady Drama's a lil shook off that "swing n miss" comment from Boss Up
April 10, 2008 9:47 AM
 

AquariZ said:

AQUARIZ IN HERE!
need designs? myspace layout? cd covers? anything! i got you!
myspace.com/aquarizcreationz
myspace.com/aquarizct
lets go!
whattup AHH!
April 10, 2008 9:47 AM
 

SEARS TOWER said:

April 10, 2008 9:48 AM
 

mu$h da great said:

@renegro - ima have to check it out then.do you know what its called?

April 10, 2008 9:53 AM
 

JRucker said:

Sexy_Red said:
THE ULTIMATE REJECTION:  You go home to play with yourself and your hand fall asleep!!!

But if you beat ur hand to wake it up, is that domestic violence?
--------------------------------------------------------------

yes if ur hand picks up the phone and dials 911... lol
April 10, 2008 9:54 AM
 

c_a_k said:

SHOUT OUTS TO EVERYONE (LITERALLY)

@ HP & JR - i thought they ultimately had some kind of cure but they realized that only blacks were benefiting from it then they scrapped it.
the Book THE NEW WORLD ORDER talks about the "secret society" n how they want to "control" the black population, and having damn near millions of people die in africa and other black dominated countires sounds like they're trying to put their plans into effect. How does a white mans disease now become a Big Black Killer?????

@ Water Ur Seeds - remember "All that glitters isn't gold". America is what u make it because they will try to make you into something else here. where are u from????

@ Sexy_red - nice AVI and good joke. so here's one in return :

Subject: 20 Groaners
>
> 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
> The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
>
> 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'I'll
> serve you, but don't start anything.'
>
> 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
>
> 4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
>
> 5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm
> and says: 'A beer please, and one for the road.'
>
> 6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
> 'Does this taste funny to you?'
>
> 7. 'Doc, I can't stop singing ' Why, Why, Why, Delilah'
> 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?'
> Well, 'It's Not Unusual.'
>
> 8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy
> says to Dolly, 'I was artificially inseminated this morning.'
> 'I don't believe you,' says Dolly. 'It's true, no bull!' exclaims
> Daisy.
>
> 9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
> The kids were nothing to look at either.
>
> 10. DejaMoo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
>
> 11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day
> but I couldn't find any.
>
> 12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
> He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!'
> The doctor replied, 'I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!'
>
> 13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
>
> 14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
>
> 15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other
> and says 'Dam!'
>
> 16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
> the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't
> have your kayak and heat it too.
>
> 17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were
> standing in the lobby bragging about their recent tournament victories.
> After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked
> them to disperse. 'But why,' they asked, as they moved off.
> 'Because', he said, 'I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open
> foyer.'
>
> 18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them
> goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a
> family in Spain; they name him 'Juan.' Year's later; Juan sends a picture
> of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her
> husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband
> responds, 'They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'
>
> 19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
> Which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate
> very little which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered
> from bad breath. This made him ...
> A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
>
> 20. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns
> to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would
> make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
April 10, 2008 9:54 AM
 

King High Pimpn said:

 Sexy_Red said:


Wow that's a lot of money to pay in child support. Man some of these women be getting over when it comes to child support. A woman will say they will never put you on child support if you act right, but as soon as she gets made she is taking you to court to put you on it and get back pay. So men if you know you and your baby mamma will never get back together lol you better go ahead and put yourself on childsupport...lol too funny.


( PREACH MA!!!)






***A LITTLE HUMOR EARLY THIS MORNING FOR AHH****

THE ULTIMATE REJECTION:  You go home to play with yourself and your hand fall asleep!!!

But if you beat ur hand to wake it up, is that domestic violence?




I'd Cheat on righty  and spend all night with  Lefty
April 10, 2008 9:54 AM
 

c_a_k said:

CLASSYBITCH said:
Quote of the Day: To fall in love is awfully simple,
but to fall out of love is simply awful.


Useless Fact: George Washington died the last hour of the last day of the last week of the last month of the last year of the 18th century.


Random Question: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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u always know how to bring it!!!!!!! what up babygirl!!!!!!

shout outs to ATL$Tar and 69_DELTA88!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 10, 2008 9:55 AM
 

Don Won said:

what's good everybody?  

i agree completely on what kanye said. "some people chase money, i pursue happiness."  mayne that can't be true enough.  money might make the world go round, but it don't always make you happy.  

they better stop it with that mad scientist shit.  i'm not trying to get sucked up in no black hole!

Sexy_red said:

***A LITTLE HUMOR EARLY THIS MORNING FOR AHH****

THE ULTIMATE REJECTION:  You go home to play with yourself and your hand fall asleep!!!

But if you beat ur hand to wake it up, is that domestic violence?



hahahaha.  that's some funny ass shit. i guess it would be.  
April 10, 2008 9:56 AM
 

True Scientist said:

Peace to the Almighty AHH Fam!

Peace to the Ladies of AHH!
*church hugs*

@Sexy_Red & cak- SUPER BIG HUGS!

@Sexy_Red- what's up with the new avi? Not to say that you don't look stunning, but I really like looking at your smile. It brighten up my day. What's good with ya?

@HP- What's the science Blackman?

I was doing some research on Louis Farrakhan and I came across this brother Khalid Abdullah Tariq Al-Mansour on the Tony Brown Journal. He has a book called "Betrayal by Any Other Name". This brother drops some true knowledge. He was describing the situation/ feelings of the 90s and the history of inadequency Black leadership with such precision and clarity. Needless to say, I was very impressed. Anyone heard of this brother? Did you hear of THEM son Ishmael Muhammad? This brother is a very good orator. I listened to some of his speeches and he is continuing the tradition. But I really wish that Khalid Muhammad was alive and with the Nation of Islam.

@BP1
You are right to say that you will pay for it one way or another, but I rather pay for it on the side of good health. There is no money in the world that can give you back good health once its lost. I don't eat but only 2 per day, and most times I drink water than juice.

Shoutouts to Aj22, jjgreenis, my nig b*braze, gunot, fresh_isthe_name, my intellectual sister BFG, Classy B, mush, and the rest of the regs!
April 10, 2008 9:57 AM
 

MAK™ said:

ILLSEED... THAT PHARRELLL BEAT OLD AS HELL.... TASHA ALREADY MADE THAT A BANGA ON MYSPACE YEARS AGO...

As for Jay & Dame... It's The ROC!

http://www.myspace.com/crackproductions

-MAK-
April 10, 2008 9:58 AM
 

mu$h da great said:

where the fuck is my other post lmao? I spent about 20 mins typeing some shit on this little as keyboard on this phone & the shit didn't even process.
April 10, 2008 9:58 AM
 

True Scientist said:

@Sexy_Red:

Why would you beat it awake? You can now do a "Stranger"
April 10, 2008 9:59 AM
 

Im2foul4yall said:

whats crackin people

1st off y did young buck-wheat let 50 paper punk him in the 1st place, im so tired of these of these niggas in these songs actin like they'll kill a nigga on the street for tryin 2 short them a few dollars but when those few dollars turn 2 social security type figures no body gettin stabbed, shot, kidnapped or nothin (jus another example of when frontin like u gangsta goes wrong)

and last but not least how many of yall still fuck with clifford harris once known as t.i.p (I no longer refer to him by a street name since he may have debriefed for the the feds) i mean he most likely did t.i (the new word 4 tellin talkin , snitchin or jus givin up valuable information , ie: man if i get knocked I aint T.I'n on nobody about nothin )
If you all worked in the industry or were jus affiliated  would u feel comfortable jay-walkin around cliff ? let along doing some dirt

I jus wanna know whats on peoples mind

p.s
thanx 2 er'body that voted 4 me i won the on-air dj job @  radio now 100.9 in indianapolis i start co-hostin lords willin in 2 weeks and then ill go solo once i grasp the hang of it

yahoo:toofoul4yall

http://myspace.com/toofoul4yall
April 10, 2008 10:02 AM
 

Don Won said:

what up c_a_k?  how you doin this morning?
April 10, 2008 10:03 AM
 

c_a_k said:

that N____R Jhamal said:
 
Chi-Town Jay said:

that N____R Jhamal said:
@C_A_K http://youtube.com/watch?v=2tYFbpH3Udg&feature=related
************************************************You had to do that with Floetry didn't you?!  This was/is my shiznit!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=B-zhPINcPpM&feature=related
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=XtqzsXw5rLo

this is one of their best songs

and well then there is
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oGZ24epx3rw

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can i just say that u and Jay had me going this morning!!!!!!!!!! thanks for the tracks !!!!!!!!!
April 10, 2008 10:06 AM
 

Don Won said:

what's the deal mu$h, king high.  

@king high
when you get that GTA hit me up mayne.  that mutiplayer looks like it's going to be off the hook.
April 10, 2008 10:06 AM
 

junegemini said:

I said junegemini in da house!!

Good Morning Everybody!!!

@durtysouf

bout to send you a PM!!

@King High

umm...still waiting playa ;)

@Twon

Holla at a pimp!! Got more fans now!!

Sup Classy, Sexy_Red, cak
April 10, 2008 10:07 AM
 

Don Won said:

i'm in an old school mood today.  this is my shit right here.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/103286297db23627/
April 10, 2008 10:08 AM
 

Water Ur Seeds said:

@ C_A_K

Im from England, bout 30mins outta South London. U'd enjoy visin South London, theres a big Jamaican Community, especially Brixton, fuck livin there tho coz theres to much violence and shit. People gettin hacked up etc lol Heavy food tho, phat Jamaican and Eastern takeaways and food markets. But I live nearer the Coast where its more chilled. lol
April 10, 2008 10:09 AM
 

COLDBL00D said:

this nigga Pharell stay keeping a bad bitch with him
April 10, 2008 10:09 AM
 

DA-CROOK said:

April 10, 2008 10:11 AM
 

c_a_k said:

THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO TODAY:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CjaTL-gD6Mg


HEARD THE SONG ON I LOVE THE 80'S YESTERDAY ON VH1.
April 10, 2008 10:12 AM
 

v4vendetta said:

That Pharrell vid was cool. The chick looked hot but uninspired. Like she wanted to go shopping instead of hearing Pha croon.
Then she took a call while Pha was creating which is a no-no. She should've left the room. And that LIp chap video is a year too late!!

We out!
April 10, 2008 10:13 AM
 

c_a_k said:

hey DON WON, im chillin' how u doing babez


CONGRATS TO IM2FOUL4YALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW U'LL DO THE DAMN THANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GOOD MORNING MR. SCIENTIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 10, 2008 10:15 AM
 

myopinion said:

good morning ahh

how is everybody doin today.

rumors were on point today. thanks to illseed and lady drama for keepin us informed and etertained.

wus up to
profit 101 good luck with ur show tonight!
hoodprofit thanks for the info.  very interestin.
sexy_red lmao with the jokes!!
classy always on point with the quotes and the random ?s.  funny shit.
c_a_k how u doin.  lol with the jokes!
69_delta88  just a few more days! be safe
all the troops out there be safe!  

wus up to everybody else up on the boards now and later.
April 10, 2008 10:15 AM
 

ATL$t@r said:

@ c_a_k, those jokes have me speachless ma...lol
April 10, 2008 10:19 AM
 

Sexy_Red said:

@Classy

LOL about the glue...I never thought about that

@True Scientist

:::BIG HUGS:::

and hmmm let me see what AVI I can put up next just for you. I was only 17 in that pic...lol....I still look the same,not to much has changed since then...too funny

@c_A_K

Hey Girlie thanks for the comment on my AVI...I though I would change it but I am sure I will change it again real soon

@  King High Pimpn
Cheat on right and spend the night with left huh....lol I love it!!!
April 10, 2008 10:19 AM
 

v4vendetta said:

Good lookin Don Won on the legendary Burke Family AKA 5 stairsteps. The true first family of Soul. Before the jacksons. Kenny Burke grew up to make the classic "Keep risin to the top"
Other members created the Invisible man's band in 1979..
The Stairsteps in 1976. OOh Child is a timeless song..
April 10, 2008 10:25 AM
 

QGizzle14 said:

What up AHH!  Rumors were kinda dry this mornin' so I'll be anticipatin' part II for the day.



http://www.myspace.com/qg


~Q.G.~
April 10, 2008 10:25 AM
 

SEARS TOWER said:

  junegemini said:

@Twon

Holla at a pimp!! Got more fans now!!
-------------------------------------------------------------
I told you.. I saw the pimpin in you since day one....
keep it pimpin

April 10, 2008 10:26 AM
 

propistol said:

Pharrell Footage is from like 02
April 10, 2008 10:26 AM
 

SEARS TOWER said:

@ahh
what's y'all take on 40 glock new song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_J1viY2cE0

he make some good points
its ok  I guess
April 10, 2008 10:28 AM
 

SEARS TOWER said:

April 10, 2008 10:29 AM
 

Im2foul4yall said:

THANX@c_a_k


anybody know what ever happened 2 presidential that was my nigga n-e way if you all love urban drama take a look at this blog i started  that got crunk as hell when the girl i wrote it about found it and shared her thoughts about it

(p.s this blog is only for the mature reader)

http://www.down-south.com/board/index.php?showtopic=8250
April 10, 2008 10:29 AM
 

Chi-Town Jay said:

What's good people?  Let's get it poppin again!  Shouts to all the peeps:

Classy
Lik
Sexy_Red
Aries
Myopinion
June
C_A_K
BFG
jj
LXA
Durk
Ken_P
College
Jhamal
Sears Tower DA Don
Aztec
Boss ^
BP
HP

Sheeiit!  Errbody!  I ain't C_A_K!  LOL
April 10, 2008 10:33 AM
 

that N____R Jhamal said:

Good morning fam and stragglers as well lol
@Sexy red indeed Two thumbs up you ladies keep out doing yourselves with the avi's
April 10, 2008 10:33 AM
 

Chi-Town Jay said:

Oh yeah now I gotta read the rumors.  Be back in a minute.
April 10, 2008 10:34 AM
 

that N____R Jhamal said:


Can you cry under water?


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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?




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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?




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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


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What disease did cured ham actually have?




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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?




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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?




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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?




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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?




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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?




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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.




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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?




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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?




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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?




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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?




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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?




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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!




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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?




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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?




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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?




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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?




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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?




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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?




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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?



April 10, 2008 10:35 AM
 

King High Pimpn said:

Don Won said:
 

@king high
when you get that GTA hit me up mayne.  that mutiplayer looks like it's going to be off the hook.


( you Aint been to the GTA4 thread in the IC Arcade huh,, Its going down on the IC april 29th)



@ june,

I got'em coming to you tonight, you can sell them on ebay, 100 a pic,lol




  Sexy_Red said:
@  King High Pimpn
Cheat on right and spend the night with left huh....lol I love it!!!


(when i was young ,i use to put a rubber band round my risk so my hand would fall asleep, felt like a ladie hand after that,,lol
April 10, 2008 10:36