DISCLAIMER:

All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.

THE DAILY TWO SENSEI felt like this after writing these rumors…seriously…

I want to say that I really appreciate Kid from Kid-N-Play. His best rap days are behind him, but he is a legend! He had a cartoon!

I want to know where is Alfamega? Did he ever respond to the latest from the Smoking Gun?

Did you see AllHipHop’s review of Jay-Z’s CD? What do you think of the album?

I dude that threw the shoe at G.W. Bush has been freed from jail.

Eminem and Rick Ross should battle. Ross wants it and Eminem kinda needs it.

A NOTE…

I was talking to one of my esteemed sources and he brought up an interesting point. He announced the furor that we all have had at some point in time over the Detox album. Dr. Dre is older than Jay-Z, so what is the difference. People dissed Jay-Z for being old, but waiting for Dre? Sheeeeeeeeeet…..Hip-Hop confuses me!

KEVIN LILES FIRED?

Can we get a yay or nay on this? I don’t know what it is but I am slowly starting to get sources that are saying Kevin Liles was actually fired. I take that back. I was told that K.L. was looking for a raise and a renewal of his contract. From what I understand, that was either denied or they couldn’t find a middle ground on the negotiations. Some others that I have talked to have speculated that he’s going into politics (old), but more recently suggested that he may be joining Jay-Z at Roc Nation with Live Nation. Tell me something, somebody!

DID DJ AM WANT TO DIE?

DJ AM is just a tragic case. Sad. The latest is that he tried to kill himself with pills. He had eight undigested OxyContin pills in his stomach and a ninth in his mouth, according to People magazine. They are saying he swallowed these pills fast and in succession to kill himself. They are saying that he was very depressed about breaking up with his girlfriend. The found an old Valentines Day card there where their love was proclaimed just earlier this year. Sucks.

RUMORS WITH MIKEY T!

This dude Mikey T The Movie Star is out for my job. Here is what he sent me today.

Mall G has recently linked up with Freeway for his new single being pushed to radio.

Drag On is making a comeback with a new mixtape and record label – Flame On Records is rumored to be the name.

Loon has officially retired from rap. He has grown out a very long beard an walks around in robes, acting like a holy man.

Domination did a show in Manhattan with Papoose, Nick Minaj . He brought out a few members of Young Dice’s Click The Choosen Onez. While dice an Rick Ross just did a show in VA at the Cotton Club . Show was off the hook. Rick Ross is getting his imprint together.

Bang Em Smurf is going to be starting the “Bring Back Bang ‘Em” movement with some T-shirts.

Stack Bundles worked with both Lupe Fiasco and Dr. Dre in the earlier parts of his career. He did a lot of shows with Lupe and went to work with Dre after, Dre put out 2001. It is said that a dude from Far Fockaway impressed Dre when he wrote the hook for the song “What’s The Difference” and Dr. Dr went out that way in NYC scouting and found Stack Bundles. The two recorded music together before stack went back to NYC and linked up with Jim Jones.

SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END

A 19-year-old woman attempted to kill a baby. WOW. The 19-year-old Canada woman was not related to the the 14-month-old girl, but that didn’t stop her from straight up trying to swipe her from her family. The crazy women stole the kid and ran, only to beat on the kid. A man named Tyler Bilsborrow saw what was happening as he took a smoke. He heard screams and saw a women slamming SOMETHING against the damn sidewalk. It was the kid. The baby survived and Tyler held the kid in his arms until the police and ambulance got there. That crazy 19 year old is in jail.

THE KIDS LOVE ILLSEED

My homey Domingo has a kid and his kid can draw! Guess who he drew?

Illseed! Thanks, Domingo! Appreciate it!

EPIC WIN OF THE DAY!

My boy Boss Up is now the proud father of a baby boy. On September 1st, Dominic Holiday Duke was born!! 7 pounds and 19 inches! Congrats, Boss Up! It’s a shame that he’s having kids before I do. Fail on me.

EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY

I preface this by saying that I love Roxanne Shante. I think she is a pioneer and she’s got classic songs, for sure. And I pray that she has a very good, strong and powerful explanation for this. Until that explanation comes, I have to label her the Epic Fail of the Day.

Apparently, the story of Dr. Roxanne Shante…well let me let Wikipedia tell it.

She was rumored to have earned her bachelor’s degree from Marymount Manhattan College and was alleged to have gotten her Ph.D in psychology from Cornell University due to a quirk in her recording contract obligating Warner Music to fund her college education with a practice in Queens. However, an investigative article by Slate magazine found no evidence of Shanté’s claims: she was never signed to Warner Music, which only distributed her recordings, but was under contract to the independent label Cold Chillin’ Records. Records indicate that she attended only three months at Marymount Manhattan College; she never earned any degree; and she is unlicensed by New York state officials to practice psychology or similar disciplines. When questioned about the Slate investigation, Shanté claimed to have attended Cornell under an pseudonym due to problems with “domestic violence,” but she was unable to substantiate these claims.

Please let this be some media BS or my feelings are going to be hurt.

CHRIS BROWN THROWS HIMSELF ON THE MERCY OF THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION

Was it me or did it seem like Chris Brown was getting aggy with Larry King? King was diggin, but CB wasn’t trying to talk about the details of RiRi’s butt beating.

What was up with his bowtie get up? He should have worn a suit or something.

SOME MORE JAY-Z STUFF

Here, Jay-Z addresses the idea that Kanye bodied him on his own ish.

XXL: You’ve been getting a lot of heat about your second single “Run This Town,” featuring Kanye and Rihanna. Critics and the blog world have said ’Ye out rapped you.

Jay-Z: I think that thing has gone a little too far. I think it’s more about that than the song now. What I’m saying is that’s just life. If [whose verse was better] was the thing, and we based [song quality] on that, after I’ve done 400 songs, I’m sure once the average of who was better on the song weighs out, I’m pretty high. Some nights [L.A. Lakers player] Pau Gasol can score more points than Kobe Bryant—not saying that Kanye is Pau Gasol, ’cause you have to be really clear with that—[but] as long as I’ve been in the game, that’s going to happen, once or twice or even three times.

And also the interview between Jay-Z and his shawty Oprah:

Jay-Z: It was natural…

Oprah: Because drug dealers were your role models. There wasn’t a teacher or lawyer or nurse of doctor or and accountant in the neighborhood?

Jay-Z: Well, we were living in Marcy by then, so no. And if anyone did become something like that, they moved out. They never came back to share the wisdom of how they made it. If anyone made it, you never knew it. That’s why I’ve always said that if I become successful, I’d come back here, grab somebody, and show him how it can be done.

On being shot at:

Oprah: Weren’t you shot at three times—within six feet—and you lived to talk about it?

Jay-Z: That was divine intervention. Divine intervention, and nobody knew how to shoot.

Oprah: What happened in each situation?

Jay-Z: It was one situation, three shots.

Oprah: So he had a bad shot?

Jay-Z: Well, no one really practices shooting a TEC-9 machine gun, right? And when you’re a kid with little bony arms—no wonder nobody could aim.

Using the N-Word:

Oprah: Do you believe that using the N word is necessary?

Jay-Z: Nothing is necessary. It’s just become part of the way we communicate. My generation hasn’t had the same experience with that word that generations of people before us had. We weren’t so close to the pain. So in our way, we disarmed the word. We took the fire pin out of the grenade.

MC SHAN DISSES JOE BUDDEN

Shan had some points though…but he even challenged Joe to a fight. What happened!?!?! LOL!!

NEW CHRISTINA MILLIE!

Everybody’s got this dancy sound. I’m not mad at it though.

ILL PICS!

Irv Gotti and the Cheetah Girl? What do we have here?

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DISCLAIMER:

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THE DAILY TWO SENSE

Thanks to everybody that sent their rumors in. I never made up a rumor. It almost all comes from tips from readers and industry insiders. Thanks a lot.

Let’s keep it going! email me at [email protected].

Today is a good day.

50 CENT ENGAGED…TO CIARA?

Somebody purporting to be an industry insider hit me up to tell me that 50 Cent and Ciara have decided to take it to the next level. First of all, I just didn’t know that was still going on. Secondly, we never really confirmed it in the first place. And Third, this just come out of nowhere. The rumor is that Ciara was the one that revealed to her closest friends and mother that 50 popped the question after two years of dating. Yall know – I tend to keep it Hip-Hop, but I am hearing this is true! I am hearing that certain key people in the music game are getting this and that “jaws are dropping.”A certain producer friend of CiCi said this  is true….word????

MORE JAY-Z / EMINEM TOUR INFO!

I am being told that this Jay-Z and Eminem tour is going to blast off sooner than you think. I don’t think Eminem even toured after Relapse dropped, did he? My boy told me to look out for it to kick off sometime next month and last basically until the end of the year. I heard it will all kick off in Los Angeles and end in New York. Opening acts will consist of J. Cole, Wale, and Chrisette Michele…and special guests. That’s about it for now.

Also, I heard that DJ Hero leaked songs will consist of performances in LA.

KIM GOES IN ON EMINEM!

Holy Moley! I thought Em and Kim were just chillin and raising their daughter, but she has recently lashed out in him in ways the would make he spazz. Here are some of the quotes she shared with Detroit radio station WKQI:

“He’s not very well endowed. If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work. There’s nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all.”

“I can’t stand him. He’s an absolutely horrible person and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I’m around him or I hear his name.”

I know they have been through a lot, but DAMN. That’s just ether for real, G.

RICK ROSS IS ON THE WAY BACK!

It looks like Rick Ross is about to do it again for the 2009 and usher in a new year. Rumor has it, Ross has started to get things ready for the new Triple C’s Vid. Well, the BAWSE has rumored to have flown all his buds down to Miami to make it happen. I heard the name of the song is “Go” and Baby and Wayne were flown in to make it happen.

DID SOMEBODY IN SLAUGHTERHOUSE GET HURT?

I have seen no evidence of anybody being hurt unless Joe Budden’s heart counts. Yet my homeboys Joe and then OlliWood hit me up and told that Slaughterhouse was supposed to perform at 930 in DC, but nobody showed. Joe said that on the door, the venue proclaimed that one of the members was injured in some way or another. Joe did hurt his arm in the Rae mess, but that was weeks ago. Fortunately, Pete Rock, Supernatural, Slum Village and Talib & Hi Tek did show up. They killed it. If any of SH is hurt up, get better.

TERROR SQUAD RUMORS!

Be on the look out, be on the look out! I don’t know if somebody lost it or if somebody got jacked but, one of my homies from the 757 aka Virginia hit me up. Here is what he said.

Illseed,

I am a faithful reader and i might have a rumor for you!.. I run a Pawn Shop in Newport News,Va ..757 stand up….Apparently someone came in my shop yesterday and said to be on lookout for a Terror Squad Chain and that the FBI was involved cause of the $ amount of the chain and it happened on a Military Base…He said it was taken last week sometime…Well i dont know much about it but this guy is going about it the wrong way. He shouldnt go to pawnshops and ask them have they seen this item because now that a pawnshop knows that it is stolen they wont take it because then the item will get confiscated and the pawnshops lose out on the money, So generally pawnshops will not take an item KNOWING that it is stolen! So Illseed find out who jacked someone from Terror Squad..And i know alot of terror squads peoples chill here also cause over the course of around 13yrs ive met Fat Joe at my familys bakery when they had that in Downtown HAMPTON..they used to

get free cookies and s###,lol…I’m serious!!!!!!!!!!

Peace from 757

I didn’t even know TS was in VA like that.

WAYNE’S WHOO BANGING?

Did you know there was a Young Money West? I guess there is. There is a rumor that Lil Wayne is going very hard with the Blood stuff and that Young Money West wont accept any Crip members. I don’t know how true this is, but I did here that the president of the label (YMW) is a real dead dude and won’t have it.

KANYE GETS BUFF FOR MAGAZINE

The AHH staff sends me the most random stuff EVER. Kanye has always been regarded a bit of a nerd or at least a hipster something, but he’s changed. Reading flystylelife.com, I realized that ‘Ye went and picked up a weight or two. Maybe it was people drooling over Amber Rose? I don’t know…here you go.

I HEARD THE GAME COMING!

I am sure you saw this yesterday, but I am going to put it back out there. This is the current issue of XXL.

XXL: Speaking of Jim Jones, he and cats like The Game stay throwing shots at you, referring to you as old and washed-up. But you’ve always thrived off that type of competition. So, currently in the most comfortable position of your career, how competitive are you?

Jay-Z: Not really that competitive, because the competition isn’t based on real competition. I mean, Game, I’m his f##### idol. If you ask him and he’s being truthfully honest with you…it’s just based off his insecurities and, for the most part, pretension. That type of competition doesn’t do anything for me. It’s almost like someone trying to set you up, and everyone knows they’re to set you up, and everybody. It’s just dumb. It’s not in the spirit of competition, because he’s not competition for me. He’s not. Not then, not ever—he’d have to improve considerably. Competition for me competition is Nas, Eminem. Like Jim Jones? That’s ridiculous to me. So how do I respond to that? I can’t win. If I win, then they’ll be like, “See. Now chill. You’re a f#####’ bully.” And if manages to throw a haymaker from the West Coast, then it’s like “Oooooh.” It’s not even fun. Like, before I did it, because I would diss anybody. Now who has time to do this s### everyday? But before, when I was running after the little fat n#### from Ma$e’s camp, I was doing anybody. Anybody said anything. If I thought you said something. When I was running in the streets, I wanted all that type of activity. Nobody wanted nothing. Now everybody’s a tough guy.

WHAT BEAT WAS KANYE TALKING ABOUT?

Earlier this year, Kanye said the following to Sway: “I finished [Jay-Z’s] album and he released four songs that were potentially gonna be on the album…So I gotta go back and do four. I just did one beat the other day in Hawaii—probably one of the best hip-hop beats of all time, if I do say so myself. I just gotta do three more beats and we’re done, ’cause he’s got classics. He’s got songs that are better than any of the things you’ve heard leaked.”

So, based on what he have heard, what beat is he referring to?

SHOUT OUT TO HALLE BERRY!

Halle is with child again, according to the internets! I hope she experiences the increased mammary size as she did with her first child, Nahla, in 2007.

YOUNG BERG AND RHANNA?

I don’t think this is Rihanna, yall! But, Yung Berg is back. I wonder what happened to that case he was going to catch? I think the girl probably got broke off because she didn’t get “Chris Browned” or nothing. Here is that song.

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES

Shout out to Mikey T The Movie Star & Fresh From Queens. They the homies.

Destiny’s Child is apparently going to be reuniting in the year 2010. Wow. Beyonce is not playing!

Shoutout to MR.100STACKZ!

I don’t know if this is so bad, but apparently Coolio got paid $3,000 to do a recent performance. People have tried to put a funny spin on it, because they fed him chicken. But that would be called a “rider.”

A pole-dancing doll? Yes, it has gotten this bad. Click here to see Mandy: The Pole Dancing Doll.

Byrdgang rapper NOE has a new joint coming out with Murda Mook, I am hearing.

Mikey told me that Jim Jones doesn’t do any deal in writing, because he really believes in the honor of a handshake.

Shout out to Bootsy Vegas vote for him at www.wpgc955.com and make him America’s Next Top Jock!

Madonna was performing and collapsed. I don’t know why Madge doesn’t kick her feet up and relax.

R. Kelly is reportedly going to release the album he was working on with Michael Jackson.

It has been suggested that Kevin Liles got fired and didn’t quit. I find that a bit hard to believe, but stranger things have happened.

IN CAREER SUICIDE NEWS….

Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane fame said Hitler and Fidel Castro were brilliant men.

I know what she was trying to say, but she was not in the forum to even begin to have that discussion.

EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY!

Sponge Bob does not need this! They are always defending him and this doesn’t help matters.

EPIC WIN OF THE DAY!

Do you remember the rumor about the mentally challenged man that was violently beaten by a marine in a dojo? It was all the rage a few days ago and they thought the man was killed. New evidence suggested he was beaten severely, but not killed. The men in the dojo reportedly dragged the man out and dumped him in a dumpster, where the cops found him the next day. he refused to press charges against the cowardly marine the beat him down. Click here to read a full-fledged story on it. Glad he survived! Nobody has been able to ID the chap.

SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!

I don’t know what is going on, but this boy CRIES BLOOD.

For a second sign the world is coming to and end, click here. This bogus flu is going around so that they can impose a “medical martial law” on us! I’m telling you, this is some real BS!

KERI HILSON IS GONNA MAKE ME WAIT FOR 9 MONTHS?

And I will do just that! She’s the apple of my eye! LMAO!

Shout out to Sister 2 Sister Magazine

MISS MOUTH TIME – THE PERSON YOU LOVE TO HATE TO LOVE!

SARAH STOKES

Sarah Stokes, former

Da Band member, pleaded not guilty to assault charges against her husband

Tony.  She claims that he sustained his injuries by cutting himself.  

BISH SIT DOWN

Another one of Diddy’s

reality stars, Aubry O’Day, is pissing everyone off.  Now she

is defending her comments, to TMZ, that Hitler & Vidal Castro were

“brilliant.”

“Murderers and

dictators generally are some of the smartest people out there – they

just use their brain power for evil purposes.

I don’t condone any

of their evil behavior, but I was asked about their intellectual firepower…

and in my opinion you can’t have a low IQ and wreck [sic] that much

havoc on the world.

What Hitler succeeded

in doing, was deplorable… And I hope we never see such an abusive

use of power again.”

Way to go Diddy, you

sure know how to pick them!

DID LIL WAYNE KNOCK

UP A NEW STRIPPER?

I have no words. Herpes,

the new black!

TREY SONG IS THE

R&B G.O.A.T

Well that’s according

to his homeboy Drake. I’m not saying, but I’m just saying. ya digg!!!

I think that Trey has a beautiful voice but the R&B G.O.A.T, hands

down, R. Kelly.  And no amount of underage perversion can strip

his crown. Usher is playing his position for a strong 1st

runner up.

NO DC3 RENUION, SORRY

STANS

Michelle Williams cleared

up this mishap quickly.

Via Twitter. 

“I never said DC

is getting back together. Just bcuz I said we love each other and are

sisters….they took that quote and ran with it! Sorry 🙁

“

HELL RELL

Bronx rapper, Hell Rell

is defending his opinion that Jim Jones was the culprit behind the destruction

of Dipset. Well everyone is entitled to his or her opinion, but I think

that Jimmy is the reason that the movement is known internationally.

I never understood how Jim went from the virtual hypeman to the machine

behind the Dip movement. Sometimes I’m even like Camron who? It’s

like he never freaking existed. It is my belief that a certain “Get

Rich or Die Trying” actor/rapper had something to do with the

division. And aren’t I entitled to my opinion like Hell Rell right?

Yes, all of my life!!!

JIM JONES

Speaking of Jimmy, he

just got roasted by Hov. Apparently Jay-z doesn’t consider him, nor

The Game, competition. According to SOHH, he stated that he considers

his competition to be Nas and Eminem. I think that Jay-Z should remember

that these aren’t the “Can’t Knock The Hustle” days.

His biggest competitors currently are Souljia Boi, The Black Eye Peas

and anything Young Money. I almost forgot to add Gucci and OJ da Juiceman

to that list. For some odd reason they love them down here. And I must

admit, they are growing on me also……GUCCI J. Oh Lawd, WWJD? (WHAT WOULD

JEEZY DO?)

WHITNEY’S COMEBACK

You be the judge

—

GETO BOYS

According to Keepittrill.com,

they are reuniting on stage during the Smokeout Festival. Goodie Mob

plans to re-unite there also. That’s hot.

DJ JAZZY JEFF

DJ Jazzy Jeff will be

replacing DJ AM Friday at the Palms Casino Resort in Vegas. Also, Blink

182 had to cancel a few of their shows because Travis Barker needs time

to mourn. That’s understandable, the loss of a great friend is always

tragic.

MM RAMBLINGS

I wish that I knew how to DJ. They get more shine than rappers and BLOGGERS

these days. 

HALLE IS PREGGERS

In my Illseed is going

to kill me because this is non-music related news, actress Halle Berry

is 3 months pregnant. Hopefully this jit will get more attention than

the last one. Nayla was clearly overshadowed by other Hollywood births.

Her new crumb snatcher was conceived by artificial insemination. Hey

whatever works, right folks? Congrats to her J  (I beat ya to it, MM!) 

LATA GATAS

MM

Twitter.com/MMFullThrottle

BACK TO ILLSEED – DRIBBLING IN VA

Jay and Skillz from back in the day, in VA.

PETA, HELP! HELP!!!!!!!

I know me and PETA haven’t seen eye to eye in the past, but I need them on this one!!!! Look at this! I couldn’t even make it through the whole thing!

Thanks, ACWE! That’s just insane. How couldn’t somebody work there?

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD AGREE WITH RUSH LIMBURGER ON ANYTHING…BUT…

This has got to be the worst, most offensive ad campaign in history. I mean, the Michael Jackson part was what came to my attention first, but clearly all of this is foolishness. This mag is supposedly funny, but some of this ain’t.

KID of KID-N-PLAY IS A SUIT SELLER!

Believe it or not, this ad campaign is totally working! Look at the youtube hits! Still, for Kid..this is a fail. All respect due to Kid, Play and the kick step though.

AFTER LISTENING TO THE NEW RAEKWON…

THIS IS WHAT I DID

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