SIGNS: Solar Storm May Lead To Months-Long “Internet Apocalypse”
How will any of us survive for months without Wi-Fi?

SIGNS: Meta Faces Lawsuits From 41 States Alleging Facebook + Instagram Are Addictive
Mark Zuckerberg been going thru it!

SIGNS: Colorado Bigfoot Sighting Could Confirm Existence Of The Elusive Sasquatch
What in the “Ripley’s Believe It Or Not,” do we have here?!?!

SIGNS: President Biden’s Dog Removed From White House Over Excessive “Biting” Incidents
Imagine getting your ass bit by a dog at The White house—come to find out it’s President Biden’s pup!

SIGNS: UPDATE—Official Tests Reveal ‘Mummy Alien’ Corpses Are 100% Non-Human Made
Them folks saying E.T. is really real!

Lil Wayne Says He Signed A Deal With Jay-Z
LIL WAYNE SIGNS TO JAY-Z