“Diced Pineapples,” God Forgives, I Don’t, Rick Ross featuring Wale & Drake (2012)
“Diced Pineapples” is a funny name to call a song, right?
But when you are Rick Ross, just coming out of the hospital and doctors are telling you that you need to eat more fruit to save your life— then maybe the song makes sense. The rapper once said that pineapples are his favorite and women also happens to be his faves also. So … using one to talk about the other … with hitmakers Drake and Walé … seems to be just a no brainer. Plus there is a rumor that pineapples (well … go look that up).
“Sex all night, couple shots of CÎROC
Crib on the water got LeBron up the block
Money ain’t the thing, baby, welcome to the mob
Diced pineapples, talking diamonds by the jar
Bitch so bad got me wishing I could sing
Her uniform Isabel Marant when you on the team
Double MG, them other niggas fell off
Baby girl, I just wanna see you well off”
The lyrics on this one was almost too much to print.