THE DAILY TWO SENSE
All my people on twitter listened to me rant and rave about the suckerish racist characters in Transformers 2. Thanks for letting me vent. I’m about to vent again so if you JUST want the rumors, skip this important service announcement.
OK, maybe I am sensitive. I admit thats possibly the case. Transformers 2 is getting some bad press in the Black community for a pair of Autobot characters named Skids and Mudflap. From what I understand, the pair speak in stereotypical jive talk and they have many characteristics many have deemed racists. For example, one of them has extremely bucked teeth and a gold grill/front on one of the teeth. Why would a robot have crooked teeth? Also, one of them cannot read. Hhmmmmm They are charging that Director Michael Bay is putting subliminally racist things in the movie. And, Paramount has refused to give it that blockbuster push due to the racial overtones, I hear.
Who can remember the first Transformers movie? Jazz the break dancing Autobot was the only Autobot to die. How did he die? Megatron tore him in half as he screamed, You want a piece of me you want a piece of me? Im not going to tell anybody want to do, but Im going to tell you, Im going to pass on the technological minstrel show.
Oh, and the dude that does the Amos and Andy get up with Skids and Mudflap is the same dude that does the voice of Spongebob Squarepants. Ainou t that about a b***h?
MORE ON CHARLES HAMILTON
Here is some information I got on Charles Hamilton from a person very close to the situation and they apparently they know the real deal. First of all, Charles’ album has been pushed back to August 25, the same day as Kid Cudi, Sean Kingston and Mariah Carey. Not a good day for anybody save Mimi. Also, I still haven’t gotten any more of a formal word surrounding the AWOL status or anything, but I guess we will just have to wait until the hedgehog pops back up.
I am not sure what I going on. Who am I kidding…I think I know what’s going on. But somebody has told me that the Tru Life situation may very well turn into a “Max B.” What in the hell does that mean? It means that Tru Life is to Jay-Z what Max be was to Jim Jones. How is Jigga going to handle this, if indeed he and Tru Life have any relationship at all. My sources tell me, Tru could be a real thorn in Jiggas side, as Max B was to Jim Jones. Well see, eh?
BOW WOW’S NEW HOME?
Well…you know by now, Bow Wow has been dumped by Sony. There is no love lost there my friends. But what I am hearing is that Bow Wow is looking at either Def Jam or Interscope to record again. But, didn’t he retire? You know? I guess he retired from Sony and wants to be in the limelight a bit longer. Now, I heard he prefers Interscope, because his frenemy Soulja Boy is over there and they have successfully kept his career alive for two albums. That’s something we didn’t think we would see did we?
SWIZZ BEATS AND BONE THUGS SPLIT!?!?!
What is going on? It looked really good for Swizzie and the Bone Thugs, but now it seems that that relationship has come to an end. For whatever reason, I am hearing the Bizzy and the boys are no longer signed to Full Surface. I hear they are now in business over at Warner Brother Records, which is probably a better look. Most labels run by artists are fails waiting to happen…most, not all.
DRAKE AND ROC NATION?
Suddenly, there was a new player in the Drake signing tug of war! YEAH…I am hearing the Drake is being courted to sign with Jay-Z over at Roc NAtion. You know, I have to say that I don’t feel like Drake, who has established quite a brand in a short frame, would do that. If he’s not signing to Wayne, why sign to Jay? Neverless, I am getting word that Drake is considering a joint venture with Jay-Z’s Roc Nation and Atlantic records. Somebody told ne there is a big reason why Drizzie is on Jay-Z’s first single and chillin’ with Kanye so hard.
SOULJA BOY DISSES CHARLES HAMILTON
LOL – kicking…or punching the dude when he’s down…or awol…whatever!
After reading that again, it looks like old comments.
I am hearing that Terror Squad and Cool & Dre might not be too cool anymore. I have a lot of street info on this one and its better left unsaid.
Brandy is in the studio with Pharrell and those dudes.
I think I like Keri Hilson again. Think shell take me back? If not, Nicki Minaj or Gangsta Boo will I hope.
I heard the Obamas went to see Beyonce in concert? I want them to stop that and go to a Barry Manilow show RIGHT NOW.
Angelina Jolie hopes to one day to run for president of the US. Better her than Palin.
Haystak dissed Eminem for some reason. Wonder why? Its silly to me.
BUSTA RHYMES GETS BOOED!
Well, maybe they were just booing the artists that he loved…lol
PEREZ HILTON FILES A SUIT!
Perez Hilton wasted no time in filing a suit against the manger of the Black Eyed Peas. Here is the statement:
“Perez Hilton was assaulted by the Band’s road manager because he would not agree to stop writing about the Black Eyed Peas on Perezhiton.com.” (SMH at the lawyer’s typo)
“Perez Hilton files this lawsuit to protect his freedom of speech against those who physically assaulted him because they do not like his review of their album.”
“Whether you love Perez or hate him, he is entitled to his freedom of speech without fear of violence. This lawsuit makes a statement that violence is never the answer.”
SHADY RECORDS LOSES ANOTHER ONE
UH-OH! It looks like another it was all good just a week ago scenario. Looks like Shady Records has just lost Cashi$, the super gangsta dude. Remember him? Last time I checked Cashis had 11 kids to take care of. Sounds like a real reality show to me. Anyway, the point is I heard he now has his own imprint and distribution by way of Amalgam Digital called Bogish Brand Ent. He is rumored to be releasing two new street albums. The first will hit in August. Hes also got a new rap group that hes down with called the “Go Gettaz” that hes working very close with.
There is the link to the mixtape.
THREE SIX MAFIA CLEARS THE RUMORS!!!
Love to all the people that hit me with the clarity on these rumors! First, I am happy to say that the rumors about Three Six Mafia breaking up are not true. In fact, I heard they are very together and are actually working on a new CD. Shout out to M-Town.
On the other side of town, is V-Slash. Now I had heard that she was a he, but she is a she. Simply put, she is a lesbian rapper and Juicy J is working with her. She dresses and acts like a man. Im not mad at that. Lets get some diversity in Hip to the Hop.
A NEW CONTEST!
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Oh yeah, here is the original tourist poster from back in the day that inspired the CD cover.
EPIC WIN OF THE DAY
This is FTW in the criminal world! Canadian police are looking for a thief who snatches drive-in meals from fast food restaurants. When the people are about to get their food, suddenly out pops a naked dude he snatches the grub and keeps on moving! Reuters reports:
An employee of a Langley, British Columbia, Wendy’s restaurant was handing food to a customer waiting in her car when a naked man ran between them, taking off with her fries, and leaving little evidence behind, according to police.
Thats too funny.