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All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.
YESTERDAY’S RUMORS!
Hip-Hop Rumors: Jay-Z Disapproves Of Rihanna & Chris? 50 Cent Photoshops Fat Joe Again! Kelly’s Boob Job!
Hip-Hop Rumors: Lauryn Hill’s Dream Comes True? Suge Knight Disses Dre! 50 Cent At Wrestlemania?
LADY DRAMA…TALK TO ‘EM!
Morning Hip Hop heads of the new school it’s your girl Lady Drama stepping in for my dude illseed, so enjoy the rumors and peep my steez hopefully you’ll enjoy. Even the haterazzi.
KEYSHIA AND JEEZY? A TRAP STAR ON THE WAY?
Rumors are swirling that Keyshia Cole and Jeezy are expecting a baby. The source who is close to Jeezy’s baby’s mother says that Jeezy has had diarrhea of the mouth lately spilling the beans to everyone that Keyshia Cole is having his baby. No statements from PR as to the truth of it all but I’ll keep my ears to the street. How weird would that be if it was true? Better yet wonder what it would look like? Any thoughts?
LIL’ KIM L#### ACTION – FALSE!
Lil Kim’s rep has stated that the accusations about Lil’ Kim sleeping with a Philly DJ are 100% false. According to her rep, Kim didn’t have any sort of sexual relationship with the Philadelphia radio personality and word on the street is, Kim may end up suing Golden Girl over it. Now, they are saying that Golden Girl claims that the section of her book describing her love making with Kim was more so of an erotica fantasy than reality. Oh…the hole gets deeper. Whatever the case may be, Lil’ Kim says she’s not a lover of carpet.
HAS DIDDY LEAPT TO THE LIGHT SIDE?
Looks like Diddy prefers white bread these days, he was spotted in a Hollywood restaurant with Cameron Diaz according to a source who spotted the two. They say that both came and left separately, but one inside the two shared a booth and we’re a little too close for comfort. Hmmm.. we’ll see how this plays out. On another note I wonder how Kim Porter is holding up. [Illseed note: how quickly people forget J.Lo!]
REMY AND PAPOOSE ARE ENGAGED!
Illseed told me that Remy and Pap are engaged to be married and that everybody should look for the news story today.
THE MAIN FEATURE…
So Fat Joe made an appearance on Hot 97 to try and clear up the brewing Papoose incident which seems to never end! These Negroes are worse than a bunch of schoolgirls on the playground. Okay here’s the rundown Fat Joe made an appearance on Miss Jones in the morning and said this:
“50 is up on the radio disrespecting me. Papoose in the background laughing, joking around. He’s Remy Martin’s husband. She got diarrhea out her mouth. All I ever [did] for this bum chick was take her out the projects and get her Beemers and Benzes, move her to Jersey and put money in her pocket. Lets keep it real that’s her man. He can’t control his girl. She up there disrespecting my wife, my family, talking reckless on the radio, aiiiight cool.”
Choose your battles wisely Joey – Rem is an alleged shooter! In any event Fat Joe invited everyone including those in this post to come to his album release party “I won’t back down to no man in the world. And [50] has a problem with that. So if he has a problem, come get me… Matter of fact I’d like to invite everybody to my album release party at the X-Bar in the heart of The Bronx, in the hood of the hood…” (Did 50 Cent go? Ehhhh…prob not!)
(Click here to listen to Papooses version of what happened and click here to listen to Fat Joe’s recollection of the altercation.)
TI’S NEW GIG?
Sources say that TI will be the executive producer for a new reality show called “Life on Mars”. The show follows the life of 22-year-old LA artist Mars who has super produced hits for Camel (Illseed note: Lady Drama better not be referring to who I think.), The Game, Chris Breezy, Young Dro, Lil Wayne, and Snoop Dogg. With this on his plate hopefully he can do 2 things stay out of trouble and stack some guap before he hits the pen! Good luck Cliff.
LADY DRAMA’S FOOD FOR THOUGHT
Did Kelly’s boob Job land her Playboy? (Illseed note: NO!)
Was anyone else turned on by the Janet Jackson Tyra Banks girl on girl scene on Tyra’s show?
Speaking of Janet does anybody else think she’s had some extra work done?
Aren’t you all wondering why Jay-Z and Russell Simmons took so long to hop on the Barack bandwagon? What’s up with that?
If Jay did have something going on with Rihanna, I wonder who’s better him or Chris Breezy…. Hey just a question! [I’ll say “pause” for all the male readers.]
ILLSEED JUMPS IN!
(With all due respect to Lady Drama, her rumors were supposed to go up yesterday and I was slipping! Sorry, LD! I can’t hold back doing some rumors!)
CASSIDY SPEAKS!
Damn, the plot just thickens!
Exodus hit me up and said that Cassidy called into Ho7 97 to discuss the whole thing with Fat Joe and Papoose. First things first, Cassidy said that he was in the doorway when the fight broke out, so he didn’t know who threw the first punch. He also said that everyone was booked in the same hotel, on the same floor in the same hall. Cassidy said that Pap was two doors down and it was the first time he ever met Pap. He also went on to say that he did not set him up and would never do that. He admitted that he heard the audio of Pap saying that it could have been a set up. Cass also said that Pap had about eight dudes with him, so the thing about two guys was a lie. He also said that he didn’t know that the two had beef and he would have done something to stop it. Cass said that his peeps know Fat Joe and that’s why Joe was able to get in the room so quick and step to Pap. WOW! This is really turning into High School High!
IN MORE DUMB RAPPER BEEF!
Rappers are really dumb, their beefs are though. Cashis disses Royce Da 5’9” in what looks like the battle of the year! No, seriously. I know this beef is old and I know a lot of people don’t care. I do have a wack rumor quoa that must be fulfilled. So, Shady Record’s new artist, Cashis, has a new album or whatever but all people care about is the fact that he is stick, but sticking up for Eminem, because Royce allegedly called Em a “cracker.” Now, Cash said he is going to beat up Royce if and when he sees him. Hmmmmmm…OK. Hey, download Cashis’ mixtape while you are at it!
DRU HILL MAKES UP AND BREAKS UP -10 MINUTES LATER!
“Dude, you so you leaving the group right here on the radio? OH HALE NO!” This is a must see! The funny thing is now there are rumors that this was all staged to get the group some attention. That camera man sure was ready to run all outside an all that!
OMG – JERMAINE DUPRI REALLY IS BLIND!
RIHANNA IS THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED AN UMBRELLA!
Rhianna fans are a bit nutty. I heard they come to her shows with umbrellas no matter the weather. I hear that when she was overseas, the fans would mimic her moves and end up poking each other all in the eyeball and stuff like that. Now, they politely request that you leave the umbrella stuff to the professional – Ri Ri!
An a Ella Ella to you too.
OPRAH GETS BURNED – AGAIN!
This is the second time that Oprah has endorsed a book and then found out that the writer was lying! “Love and Consequences,” a memoir hailed by Oprah Winfrey was exposed with a capital E. Margaret B. Jones, a rich, White babe from a nice ‘burb of San Fernando, claimed that she was a female gang-banger of mixed heritage. After reading it, O’s people called it a “startlingly tender memoir.” Jones’ real name is Margaret Seltzer and she might as well go by Marge Mud now. Strangely, her own sister ratted her fraud tale to the New York Times. She shouldn’t be writing fiction at the expense of people that are actually living that life in South Central. It’s not a game! James Frey lied to Oprah first, because his highly praised “A Million Little Pieces” was invented and/or exaggerated even though it was supposedly an autobiography.
DID ROCKO STEAL?
I haven’t gotten one of these in a long minute. Truthfully, I have never heard a song or anything from Rocko. I just know he is on Def Jam and I think married to Monica. Here is the letter and y’all tell me.
Yo what up allhiphop.com. I’m just dropping through to expose some light on this 1 hit wonder cat Rocko! He stole that whol Do Me concept from me!!!!! Me and my people performed the ORIGINAL version of it at the Almost Famous in Atlanta and his people was in the crowd. I aint hatin on dude or nothing but come on. I got the whole performance on tape! Dude took the concept and ran! He didn’t bite it line for line but you can tell. You be the judge www.myspace.com/lethal2u! this aint a rumor this is all fact illseed! He dont wanna see me!!!!! Thats alright though. The truth will be exposed!!!!!! Tell him Lethal aka Naptown’s finest told you so ya dig!
Rocko don’t want none son! (Kidding)
ILLSEED’S QUICKIES!
YO! I heard Papoose and Remy Ma are working on a mixtape to ride out on Fat Joe. Whew…that’s a lot of energy right there.
I am hearing rumors that the Justo’s Mixtape Crew is going to be doing a whole album dedicated to the founder.
Remember Mysonne? I heard son just got a new deal over at Koch Records.
Anybody heard anything about Mya being in the early stages or pregnancy? I heard it!
I definitely have nothing to back this up, but people are starting talk that Keyshia Cole is pregnant by Young Jeezy. If you want the real deal on Jeezy, read our latest interview right HERE!
Shout out to Donny Goines. I heard that Dame Grease is going to be the executive producer of his debut album. Breeding Ground represent!
This is a rumor I don’t believe: that Fantasia got dropped from J Records. Not lovable, huggable Fantasia.
Shout out to former NBA star Kevin Johnson (KJ), who recently jumped into the Sacramento, CA mayor’s race.
As you may know (or don’t), B-Daht of 102 Jamz was on Maury yesterday afternoon, but I heard it was all a prank! People in Winston Salem, NC are telling me that B-Daht and Candy planned the story of him being a super nerd just to get onto television. Too Funny!
Remember Lou Pearlman? He had all the boy bands back in the day. Well dude has pleaded guilty to federal charges of conspiracy, money laundering and making false statements during a bankruptcy proceeding. Prepare for the trip North.
Beyonce will star next to Idris Elba in an upcoming film called “Obsessed,” which is produced by her daddy.
Flo Rida is reportedly tappin’ Ne-Yo’s baby’s mom. She is a singer and her name is Jesse White. At least it ain’t Ashanti. That would really p### Nelly off.
MiJac’s ex is preggers with her third kid at the age of 40. Elvis has to be happy.
Pray for Yolanda Adams! The IRS is looking into the Houston gospel singer’s finances and several loan apps. Leave her alone!
RANDOM QUOTES
Janet on retiring (Ebony magazine):
“I’m not ready to retire. I enjoy what I do, and I don’t think it is time for me to kick back on an island and do nothing all day. I don’t want to do that just yet. I don’t know if I’ll ever be ready to do that. I just love music, just love working with the kids. I’m not bored with it. I’m not tired of it. That’s what keeps me going.”
Barack Obama on Hillary’s recent surge:
“They failed.”
Damn Black sororities dissed Rashida Jones!
“I definitely learned my lesson. I’m back to that place were I’m like, ‘You know what? I’m black, I’m white, I’m Jewish, I’m Irish, I’m Portuguese, I’m Welsh, what the f**k ever.’ To me it’s so inconsequential. People still say things to me like, ‘Oh my god, you’re black? I would’ve never guessed that.’ And I just think, I can’t help your ignorance. There are bi-racial people who look like me or who look like Alicia Keys or who look like Halle Berry. I’m so proud to be so many things.”
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
Hey, lets take Friday off… I want to be happy for a few days.
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS? (DJ FORMAT FEATURING ABDOMINAL)
YESTERDAY, WE LOVE YOU!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
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