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Chris Rock Talks Donald Sterling, Solange/Jay Z Fight + More AT 2014 BET Awards (VIDEO)


(AllHipHop News) Last night (June 29th), Chris Rock hosted the 2014 BET Awards in Los Angeles, CA and did what Chris Rock does when millions of people are watching him: dissects celebrity. In his opening monologue, Rock decided to

Rock went through his mental rolodex of popular events over the past year. For the Jay Z and Solange elevator fight, Rock reasons that Solange “hit the right rapper”, noting that Jay Z in different eras may have had different reactions to the physical altercation:

She hit Blueprint 3 Jay Z. If she hit Reasonable Doubt Jay Z, that elevator would’ve been filled up with nothing but lipstick, blood and weave.

Rock especially keyed in on the Maybach Music Group boss, Rick Ross:

Rick Ross my favorite rapper, because Rick Ross don’t care. He got the t*ts bouncing all in his shirt. Rick Ross going to be the first rapper to die of breast cancer.

Rick Ross was not amused:

Saving the most polarizing event in recent memory for last, Rock decided to empathize with the exiled billionaire Donald Sterling. According to Rock, while Sterling’s comments were racist, the other issue he raised in his privately taped rant is one that Rock can relate to:

What EXACTLY did Donald Sterling say? I don’t want my woman around Black basketball players. Me neither. Are you kidding me? Who the hell wants their woman around BLACK basketball players. I’m specific to Black ball players. I don’t care if my woman’s with JJ Reddick, Mike Dunleavy, David Lee. But if I see you with Serge Ibaka, we gotta talk.

Check out Chris Rock’s full opening monologue at the 2014 BET Awards below:


Chris Rock – Monologue – BET Awards 2014 by IdolxMuzic

  • diggdoug

    chris rock washed????? really??? ohh you mad fo real huh?

    • The Arsonist

      A man with titties will always be a lil self conscious lol.

      • maya

        …and sensitive.

  • One of my favorite comedians

  • Markus

    Diabetes and breast cancer, Chris? Damn. No wonder everybody hates you. Lol

  • Joseph Thomas

    Chris Rock was Hilarious!!! Now watch next year they are gonna come with someone who wont even be able to hold a five minute monologue

    • John Q. Public

      all the young ones were all on twitter hatin, callin for kevin hart

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  • John Q. Public

    Yall see TI’s face when Rock brought up Mayweather… lol

    • John Q. Public

      speaking of Mayweather… yall hear that fool try to read the teleprompter?
      fool need hooked on phonics for real

    • Dubz

      Yoooo, that was funny…then hit him with that “TI won’t start a fight with Mike Tyson” lol

      • John Q. Public

        …tiny over there tryn not to laugh with her ugly ass

      • Dubz

        Lmao.

      • NEGROS TRYING to be 50cent

        This dude here @JQP!! Nice!!

      • Ryan Cole

        What’s up with the tranny behind her?

      • John Q. Public

        That’s an LA plastic surgery problem right there

        Lookin creepy as hell

      • Joseph Thomas

        LMFAO!!! YOU WIN!!

    • GHBJR

      the funniest moment & highlight of the night. L.M.F.A.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • John Q. Public

        lol
        4sure… Chris Rock the only reason I watched, and that’s exactly why.
        U know Kevin Hart woulda never brought that up… wouldn’t wanna “burn any bridges”

  • walkerboy86

    another day and another L for officer ricky

  • Rock> ROss. Chris Rock is a legend… Ross though….

  • Black

    That was the worst show bet has ever had. Is there any black soul left in T.V..

    • John Q. Public

      u see they didn’t say a word about Bobby Womack passin away.

      That was some bullsh*t

      • Ryan Cole

        I think the show was taped.

      • John Q. Public

        no it was live. Chris Rock was live tweeting during commercial breaks and Keke Palmer was doing the “social media watcher” reading tweets and instagrams during the show

        prolly on a 5 min delay or sumthin tho for sure

    • maya

      Black people souled out in the mid 90’s.

  • NEGROS TRYING to be 50cent

    “Dang, the BET Awards was real positive this year huh? I wonder why.” Check this out illseed (the name doe) you’re fortunate enough (a lame doe) to have a job and not die not not….dot dot POP Pop question? why would you forward a story made up from a pound cake journalists who’s beard is copied like Ricky Ross? Remove by Tuesday with apology letter! Who am I (Cogito Ergo Sum) to make such a promise? Say man incumbents are fighting for their seat this election year (hint hint) ..
    And Silly Rabbit, YOU ain’t J Dilla negro R.I.P! You ain’t! And you Damn sure not BIG MEECH!!

    While I’m a B.rothers M.oving F.orward supporter; I’m speaking on behalf of me right now!

    * look District 13 a×× negro (hint hint), I personally don’t like the fact that the kids had only 3 days to get their money back over at SLIME park! “My jazz Wednesdays,” more like my
    SCAM Wednesday! HA HA! Yea I’m 4real! I’m the Musician Rabbit! Trikk
    Trikks are for kids boi!

    And now we Must come to a conclusion. I”ma leave my brothers and sisters with this!

    A small pup 9 years: once saw a “big shark and cat daddy”……. Wow ‘red Corvette!!!?’ Yup. Aldine 7 Negros St Louis doe# word? High speed chase and got away…?Yep/ o.k! “daddy main man” (hint hint) yeah free big Freddie Barnes(No relation to the snitch T.i…… oopps I meant Nikki Barnes..cut from different cloth big homey) the realest Negro I know, told me the realest Negro he know, is Big Meech! ok free big Meech 2……..his first case for Christ sakes!

    Ricky Ross shoot me this one back homie! Tell you how. Tell the white people over at the Hip Hop caucus I couldn’t download the forms! We need to secure Congress homie, thanks in advance.

    oh right!! A rabbit?, running/ right no /…junior(hint hint) walking!! Quote me @………..”I’m so fly I can fly in no fly zones” in my J Dilla voice….. Naw homie in my OWN voice! R.I.P J Dilla

    lupus supporter too!

    illseed please don’t test the kid….I got help….(GOD DOE) (hint hint)
    “Dang, the BET Awards was real positive this year huh? I wonder why.” Check this out illseed (the name doe) you’re fortunate enough (a lame doe) to have a job and not die not not….dot dot POP Pop question? why would you forwa…………….. (the smell of fear enters the lungs) Ha

    • Opposite Of Everyone

      wait; what?

      • NEGROS TRYING to be 50cent

        “Dang, the BET Awards was real positive this year huh? I wonder why.” Check this out illseed (the name doe) you’re fortunate enough (a lame doe) to have a job and not die not not….dot dot POP Pop question? why would you forward a story made up from a pound cake journalists who’s beard is copied like Ricky Ross? Remove by Tuesday with apology letter! Who am I (Cogito Ergo Sum) to make such a promise? Say man incumbents are fighting for their seat this election year (hint hint) ..
        And Silly Rabbit, YOU ain’t J Dilla negro R.I.P! You ain’t! And you Damn sure not BIG MEECH!!

        While I’m a B.rothers M.oving F.orward supporter; I’m speaking on behalf of me right now!

        * look District 13 a×× negro (hint hint), I personally don’t like the fact that the kids had only 3 days to get their money back over at SLIME park! “My jazz Wednesdays,” more like my
        SCAM Wednesday! HA HA! Yea I’m 4real! I’m the Musician Rabbit! Trikk
        Trikks are for kids boi!

        And now we Must come to a conclusion. I”ma leave my brothers and sisters with this!

        A small pup 9 years: once saw a “big shark and cat daddy”……. Wow ‘red Corvette!!!?’ Yup. Aldine 7 Negros St Louis doe# word? High speed chase and got away…?Yep/ o.k! “daddy main man” (hint hint) yeah free big Freddie Barnes(No relation to the snitch T.i…… oopps I meant Nikki Barnes..cut from different cloth big homey) the realest Negro I know, told me the realest Negro he know, is Big Meech! ok free big Meech 2……..his first case for Christ sakes!

        Ricky Ross shoot me this one back homie! Tell you how. Tell the white people over at the Hip Hop caucus I couldn’t download the forms! We need to secure Congress homie, thanks in advance.

        oh right!! A rabbit?, running/ right no /…junior(hint hint) walking!! Quote me @………..”I’m so fly I can fly in no fly zones” in my J Dilla voice….. Naw homie in my OWN voice! R.I.P J Dilla

        lupus supporter too!

        illseed please don’t test the kid….I got help….(GOD DOE) (hint hint)
        “Dang, the BET Awards was real positive this year huh? I wonder why.” Check this out illseed (the name doe) you’re fortunate enough (a lame doe) to have a job and not die not not….dot dot POP Pop question? why would you forwa…………….. (the smell of fear enters the lungs) Ha
        LOOKOUTFORMYVIBEDOETHATSWHAT!

      • NEGROS TRYING to be 50cent

        AMERICANS RUN SHIT!!

  • John Q. Public

    my favorite moment of the Awards…
    I fell back in love with Ashley Banks

    • ChiVa02

      Wooooooww!!!!!

    • NEGROS TRYING to be 50cent

      Stay FOCUSED….stay focused! Is what the voice in my head says! But Dayum!!

    • hoeyuno

      She still with big tigga? ?

      • John Q. Public

        never knew they was together

    • Bruh…I never fell OUTTA love with Ashley Banks. LOL

  • Chris Rock is really not that funny. That was just the best the BET AWARDS could get to host such a terrible and unorganized Awards show.

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  • hoeyuno

    Chris rocks far from washed up. Them boyz can do a north america tour every year for the rest of there lives and live good!!

    • John Q. Public

      Yea, and really Chris Rock can sit on his couch the rest of his life and live good.
      If u don’t find Chris Rock funny, that’s like saying Marvin Gaye cant sing good

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  • Ryan Cole

    Chris Rock has been a great comedian longer than Ross has been lying. Ross is sensitive about his titties. I know he cried when Suge said he was gonna beat him up and play with his titties, and not because he was scared of getting beat up.

  • oliguti

    Half of the fans that watch the BET AWARD(MTV AWARD SHOWS AS WELL) show don’t understand half of the shit Chris Rock says!!

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