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GAME REVIEW: Madden 10

 

Developer/Publisher: Electronic ArtsPlatform: XBOX 360

Players: 1 – 4 (Online)Release Date: 8/14/09

Rating: A

 

It’s that time of the year again, and for gamers we all know what that means. Yes a new season of Madden NFL Football is upon us. While this title continues to be the premiere sports franchise across all platforms, over the last couple of seasons many have felt the series hit its apex years ago and EA Sports was just repackaging the same game many times over.

 

Always the fan friendly company, EA Sports has taken these grievances into consideration with the new Madden 10. While the game is still not without its flaws, this as close as you will get to playing on Sundays.

 

Visually this is the most impressive Madden thus far. The graphics ranging from the player animations to even the smaller details (field conditions, etc.) are top notch. This year the big focus was realism though. The overall presentation of the game was made to mirror what fans see from the pregame to the postgame on any given Sunday football outing.

 

 

Gamers will see various new cut scenes from the pre-game warm up; players getting spicy tongue lashings from their coaches, and referees debating close calls. Two aspects of the new presentation style that were poorly executed are the Extra Point show and the overall play by play commentary. Both areas suffer from poor and very repetitive voiceover work.

 

In regards to the core gameplay, Madden feels solid throughout. Noticeable tweaks have been made to its signature engine making the flow of the things more sensible. For instance the actual speed of the game has been slowed down making it more of a simulation versus an arcade feel.

 

This adjustment makes it easier to make on the fly decisions with dodging tackles and finding the best holes to hit offensively. The blocking system is also vastly improved. The quarterback can actually step into the pocket now and go through a real receiver progression.

 

Players who have often struggled against a strong pass rush will find themselves being more productive after the snap. Additionally controlling defensive moves with the right stick feels like a natural fit.

 

 

For years the Madden community has demanded a more in depth online experience. Now they have it; sort of. Online franchise is an opportunity for players to gather with friends or foes to do live drafts, trades, and engage each other during a regular season of play. The online co-op mode doesn’t translate as well though due to awkward camera angles.

 

As with any installment of Madden, there are some setbacks that hold 10 from true greatness. There are some glitches that will become noticeable as you get some games under your belt. The computer AI is still shaky at times with players running out of bounds for no apparent reason.

 

Also with all the new cut scenes you sometimes get some botched sequences due to missing texture (player getting interviewed but journalist has no microphone).

 

Overall Madden 10 is the best looking and most authentic in the series yet. The rich gameplay will keep players on the sticks for hours. While this isn’t definitive football gaming experience, but EA is well on their way.

 

Madden 10 Official Trailer:

Run-D.M.C. Street Renaming Ceremony This Sunday

This Sunday (August 30), a historic Street Renaming Ceremony will take place honoring Hollis, New York Hip-Hop pioneers Run-DMC.

 

City Councilman Leroy Comrie recently enacted legislation to rename 205th Street and Hollis Avenue to RUN-D.M.C. J.M.J.

 

Comrie’s bill was passed unanimously in June and signed into law by New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg.

 

“Given their historic accomplishments, Run-D.M.C. is a tremendous source of pride for the Hollis community I represent,” Comrie told AllHipHop.com in a previous statement. “Their dedication and hard work has inspired countless others and they have given back generously to this community.”

 

The news caps off a busy year for the group.

 

In April, Run-D.M.C. was inducted into the prestigious Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

 

Run-D.M.C.’s street renaming ceremony will take place from 11AM-4PM on Sunday, August 30.

 

The unveiling of the street sign begins at 1:00 PM.

Hip-Hop Rumors: Drake’s Bitin’ Rumors! Kardinal Offishall Time! Memphis Bleek Calls Timbaland Out!

DISCLAIMER:

All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.

THE DAILY TWO SENSE

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DRAKE HAS A PROBLEM!

 

What is the hell is going on here? OK, let me calm down.

 

You know, I am Hip-Hop! Do you know what that means? It means you have a certain code that you live and breath by. No need to go into all those “rules.” Now, I don’t know what is going on, but something is up! I demand an explanation from somebody!!!!! I like Drake and think that he’s very talented. Kardinal Offichall is official!

 

What we have here are a pair of duplicate songs with the same hook and the same beat! I thought Drizzy was behind the pen since he sung the hook, but it would seem not. Now, I can’t assume anything! I cannot say I know what is going on, but people are trying to find out. But, it seems that the producer of the track created the hook as well and “sold” it to Kardi last year sometime and then resold it this year to Drake.

 

Before you do anything, peep this.

 

Kardinal Offishall feat. Rock City – “Bring It Back”

 

 

Here is “Forever” with Drake, Kanye West, Lil Wayne and Eminem

 

 

Recycling is more prevalent in a “green” culture and it seems that is also the case in Hip-Hop.

MEMPHIS BLEEK RIDES FOR JAY-Z!

Bleek is the man, and not a weed carrier like some jokesters have suggested. He’s riding on Timbaland’s people for these leaks on Jigga man. Peep it. LOL…If they won’t battle The Game, get it on with Timabaland!

“Man , you know where that’s coming from. That’s Timbo’s camp. Somebody is playin’ dirty. It’s cool though. I like to see the people’s opinions. I’ve been reading the comments on Jay’s records saying that the beats don’t sound like this or that. I think they just set the bar too high for my guy.”

Also, Bleek said that the song “Ghetto Techno” WILL NOT be on BP3. I’m not picking sides, but it seems a bit shady to me. These dudes go back pretty far so I don’t know… and that’s the facts.

Source: thisis50.com

MISS MOUTH’S SEGMENT!

I have decided to comment on Miss Mouth for a bit of fun. My comments are in black type.

 

RADIO KILLER

Maybe Christina

knew something that we didn’t. Congrats to The Dream for becoming

the new executive V.P over at Island Def Jam.

REALLY???

I really wish

that Ghost Face would stop blaming Hov for his single “She’s A Killer”

flopping. Everybody knows that the real culprit is Ron Browz. That dude

sucks and Jay’s “D.O.A” had absolutely nothing to do with it.

To be perfectly honest, as always, the only time that I want to hear

a Ron Browz’s hook is when it is clearly being overshadowed by a Jim

Jones’ verse. I mean come on Ron, “Ether” was quite a few summers

ago!!!

(Illseed’s comment. This comment is what prompted me to jump in! Miss Mouth is buggin! I just bigged up my man Ghostface just TODAY! Ghostdini is the man and one of the best of all time. I should have put him in my Top 5 Dead or Alive!)

MICHAEL

JACKSON INSPIRED BIRDMAN

My husband

(he just doesn’t know it yet J) is working on a new

album. It is slated for release in November and is called “Priceless.”

That is such a fitting name. Baby has been quoted as saying, according

to Sohh.com,

“We

have my album, we have the Young Money [compilation] album, we have

Wayne album, we have Jay Sean album,

G. Malone coming out. All this coming out third and

fourth quarter so you know, we just been getting it together and loading

it up…I think music goes with movies

— I think with music, there’s so much more we got to do. I like what

Michael Jackson did, Michael Jackson was a billionaire, that’s my goal.

That’s our goal as a company, to be a billionaire. That’s a lot of hard

work…We just signed Bow Wow, he’s on Cash Money

now. That’s official. To me, I’m just trying to build something, like

the Lakers. Do it every year, repeat.”

Spoken like

a true king.    

(Illseed’s note: LOL! MJ was paid but, Baby is wrong…he wasn’t a billionaire. He had a lot of debt, but a lot of assets as well. His cash was like $400 million. Nothing to sneeze at! But, KING? OK, fine. If a Baby is a King, then so is a Ghost! )

UNCLE MURDER

IS CHANGING HIS NAME.

That’s understandable.

I guess he got tired of scaring white people.

TOO SHORT

Short Dog was

arrested for his 2nd DUI in Vegas recently. Apparently he

is just a repeat offender, so he needs his license taken immediately.

(Oh yeah and T.B.D, I am going to need mine back….bastards.)

(Illseed note: I wish they would take me off the streets!)

THE TERRORIST

SPEAKS

I mean he was

charged with “making terrorist threats” right? So that would technically

make him a terrorist j/k. Juelz Santana apologized to his fans via

Twitter

“A!

I would like to truly apologize to all my fans especially females that

have heard or read anything bout me that may have disturbed you,”

he wrote. “A! Believe None of What you Hear, and Half of what you

see & Always ask yourself, Where do people get their information

from? Smh”   

(Illseed note: no comment, but LOL!)

MORE MM

RAMBLING

Shout out to

all of my new twitter friends from Allhiphop. I joined the craze late

and they have been showing me the ropes. Can you believe that after

I called Nefee a crack baby, I lost half of my freaking followers, losers!

Are folks really riding that hard for Nefee, REALLY??? SMH With the

exception of Illseed J, I guess folks really love their reality television, (almost) as much as I do. [Poor Lil

Keyshia & Nefee]

(Illseed note: I hate reality shows, but I proposed something to my boss bosses about getting this junk in the TV section. Stay tuned, MM!)

[Poor Lil

Keyshia & Nefee]   

LATA GATAS

MM

twitter.com/MMFullThrottle 

 

P.S.: she is still a crack baby!

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VICK, WE LOVE YOU!!!

They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!

-illseed

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Flavor Flav Gets a New Television Show

Former Public Enemy hype-man Flavor Flav and filmmaker Deon Taylor have a new series called Nite Tales coming to television.

 

The show is executive produced by former NBA players Mitch Richmond and Bobby Jackson of the Sacramento Kings.

 

The show is said to be similar to The Twilight Zone and Tales From The Crypt combined.

 

While Flav will serve as the “Crypt Keeper” of the series.

 

“I’m the new Rod Serling of the two thousands (The creator of the Twilight Zone). Nite Tales is an updated horror film version of the Twilight Zone but a more updated version of Tales of the Crypt. I am the new Crypt Keeper,” Flav told Brian Webber of Fox Sports in a recent interview.

 

The show will have lots of athletes in the show based on the executive producers as well as a few NFLers like Ephraim Salaam of the Detroit Lions.

 

It will also feature celebrities such as Pink, Ray-J, Charley Murphy, and Flav’s former love interest Brigette Nielsen.

 

“We are excited about it, it’s a good mixture of everybody,” exclaimed Deon Taylor. Nite Tales started airing on August 14th.

 

Check your local listings for times/networks.

Wale Focus Of BET Special; Lands VMA Spot

The rising career of AllHipHop.com Breeding Ground alumni Wale will be chronicled on a new episode of the BET series Rising Icons.

 

Rising Icons was created by Grey Goose Entertainment and BET.

 

The series, which features artists like Kid Cudi, Melanie Fiona, The Dream and Ryan Leslie, features each artist on the road, in front of cameras and on the stage.

 

The rapper, born Olubowale Victor Akintimeh, recently confirmed a high profile performance during this year’s MTV Video Music Awards on September 13 in New York.

 

Wale will be joined by renown D.C. Go-Go veterans, The UnCalled 4 Band and will perform with the group in between performances, award presentations and commercial breaks.

 

Wale is currently planning the release of his album Attention Deficit, which is due in stores this October.

 

The episode of Rising Icons featuring Wale is slated to air this Monday (August 31) at 12:00 AM.

Tiny & Toya Set Viewing Records For BET

Tameka “Tiny” Cottle and Antonia “Toya” Carter have reached a milestone previously unattained by any reality show on the BET network.

 

According to Nielsen Media Research, Tiny & Toya, the show chronicling the two women’s lives, finished it’s eight-episode debut season with an average of 1.8 million viewers, more than any other original series in BET history.

 

The show debuted on June 28 with three million viewers.

 

Audiences continued to follow Toya’s attempt to evolve beyond her public persona as Lil’ Wayne’s ex-wife and Tiny’s pursuit of her entrepreneurial endeavors while coping with boyfriend T.I.’s incarceration.

 

One episode even brought the cameras along as Tiny drove T.I to prison through a mob of paparazzi, documenting the former Xscape singer-songwriter’s personal turmoil.

 

Despite pulling significantly less viewers than the first episode, the Tiny & Toya season finale on Tuesday (August 25) attracted over 1.9 million total views.

 

Those viewers all seemed to have remained glued to the TV for the premier of Frankie & Neffe, thus giving the spin-off series about singer Keyshia Cole’s mother and sister the #2 series debut in BET history.

Hip-Hop Rumors: Mase Stands Accused! Drake’s Getting Sade and Andre? Amber Rose Butt Injections?

DISCLAIMER:

All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.

THE DAILY TWO SENSE

“The Illseed Advertising” went a bit sideways. If you are still interested in that, email me here and you were get a message from me. In fact, you will all get hat message if you email me. But, if you aren’t looking to do that illy ad, disregard. Thanks!

You know, I am all for Mike Vick. He did the time and now he should be allowed to move on in his life and career. But I have to comment on something that’s bugging me out. The Philly NAACP decided to host a rally in defense of Vick to combat protesters. Well, the furor wasn’t that great and secondly, I think the NAACP’s resources could be better spent in other places. (NOTE: the NAACP recently denied trying to defend C-Murder.)  If any of us gets convicted of something – wrong or right – I hope we can call the NAACP for their aid in defense and getting our lives on track. This isn’t a shot, but I just wonder the motives behind these moves.

Anyway, Vick played a total of six plays yesterday. I heard he did good, but showed some rust. Next week against NY, it is said that he is going to be playing the entire game, because McNabb won’t play at all.

DRAKE TO GETS SADE FOR HIS ALBUM?

I got his from one of the AHH members and DJ Drama tweeted, “Drake said he tryna get andre3000 and sade on a song for his album… hope he pulls that off….they 2 of my favorites!” Now, Drake thinks he is that BIG that he could get SADE on his album? Well I wish him supreme luck. Hey, Sade is coming out this year or something. As for Andre, that’s cool for Drake as long as he doesn’t let Three Stakes show off the way Eminem did on that “Forever” song. Andre 3000 will do that! BE EZ! LOL!

TIMBALAND’S CREW LEAKING JAY-Z SONGS…ON PURPOSE?

For some reason, it’s being said that Timbaland’s camp is leaking these Jay-Z songs on purpose. Now, why would they do such a thing? I mean, I know Tim is trying to do his new mega album and he’s not giving Jay-Z his best stuff yet charging hundreds of thousands of dollars…but LIKE THAT? If you notice, only Timbaland songs are leaking all over the place… On top of it all, these songs aren’t all making the album from what I understand. Sheesh. So, they said…he’s staying where he is at Sony/Epic Records.

OOOPS! NIPSEY HUSSEL IS CHILLIN!

Every so often, we miss the mark! West Coast, give me rumors! I hate being totally wrong. Anyway, Nipsey Hussell isn’t going to sign to Roc Nation at all. In fact, I chopped it up with DJ Nik Bean and he told me that Nip got a big LAUGH out of that rumor it was so wrong.

THE DREAM CLARIFIES…

I don’t know what this dude is talking about. He got a new gig as the EVP somewhere for something and decided to tweet about some inconsistencies in the reporting. Here is what he said.

“To who it may concern “Chris Hicks” is a good friend and business associate of mines.i have nothing but Love and respect for him. I did not replace him At DEF JAM he’s the EVP of DEF JAM RECORDS and I AM EVP of ISLAND RECORDS…. To all being negative is out of style!”

I wish stars would just log off sometimes! Actually, I heard Dream will no longer get on Twitter.

AMBER ROSE BUTT INJECTIONS!

OK, I wasn’t going to mention this, but since somebody has emailed me a firsthand account of it, I suppose I can mention. I am not sure that is matters if Amber Rose used injections to fluff up her booty. I mean, its not like her plumped it up to some ungodly size. Here is the letter from a reader that felt like this was important! It is important so read!

Okay.. basically, she has a fake butt.. the illegal shots. Her stripper past has been on front street.. and I am actually a cocktail waitress at a popular urban gentleman’s club in the Bronx called Sin City. I have more than a few stripper friends and they usually work back & fourth between Sue’s & Sin City to make money. Anyhow, one of my stripper friends from Sin told me that she used to work at Sue’s for a period of time and she used to work with Amber whom used to go by ‘Rose’ as her stripper name. She told me that she was a lesbian (which we all know), has a funny leg (some kind of physical mishap) and also that she had butt implants!! I asked my stripper friend how she knew and she told me that she herself had it done as well and in fact gave Ms Rose the connect. And confirmed with the fake butt surgeon that she got it done. Before Amber was celebrity and all of course.

I am more interested in this whole thing about this funny leg thing they are saying Amber has. LOL.

MASE TRIED TO SEX A STARVING ARTIST?

Somebody sent me this link and I didn’t believe what I saw. Singer K. Michelle has accused rapper-turned-preacher-turned-rapper again-turned-preacher-turned-rapper Mase of making and “indecent” proposal to her. She said Mase brought her to Atlanta and tried to sex her under the auspices of a opportunity in music. Here is some of it:

“..I had nothing but my son and music, and believed Mase to be my blessing .. All I can say is f*ck Mase. Mase.. Flew me 2 Atlanta becuz he said God said I was very talented,” K. Michelle started out.

“On my life, when I got to Atlanta, he tried to have sex with me. I have no respect for this man,” wrote K. Michelle on her Twitter.

K. Michelle after claiming that Mase contacted her about her talent but ended up only being interested in sleeping with her, later states that the married Mase tried this on the first day and wanted to sign the paperwork in the car.

“Here I was thinking this was my big break and this devil tries to not only sleep with me the first day, he saw me, but he tries to make me sign paperwork in the car,” continued K. Michelle.

“I’m from Memphis, so I’m a product of my enviroment, and here you are a preacher and you are one of the fakest devils I know in this game. You can’t stop what God made hot! What the devil meant for my bad, God meant for my good.”

WOW…

[Source]

SWIZZ KEYZ GOES OUT FOR DINNER

Alicia Keys and Swizz beats were recently spotted having a dinner for two in St. Tropez. This ship has set sail and people are going to have to get over it. Here ya go!

CHRIS BROWN’S MOM SPEAKS

You know, its over. Time to move on. Brown Town’s mother Joyce has issued a statement of support for her son. I don’t know if it has broadcasted, but CB will be on Larry King soon as the first of many steps to rebuilding his rep.

“I just want to say from the bottom of my heart thank you for your continued support. I’m sorry I wasn’t allowed to speak to anyone as this case was on going. I can now say this has been the most painful moment in my entire life, but knowing that you were still standing by Chris’ side in his time of need made this a little easier for us. Because of all your prayers God brought him through. I just want to say God has never failed me and never will. All moms and dads please stand by your children and pray for their goodness each and everyday. Chris and I love you so much, as the tears fall from my eyes and the pain lingers in my heart I still say thank you God, thank you thank you almighty God. If any of you wonder why I continue to speak of God it’s because I know no other way. I made a promise to him I would never be ashamed of him no matter where I am or who I talk to. You see this whole thing isn’t about Chris it’s about God. He wants to show all of you the goodness of him through Chris. Chris will be addressing all of his fans very soon. We love you so much and so does God. ”

KRS-ONE’S NEW RELIGION!

You know, when is the last time somebody has the sac to say…”I am going to start a religion?” I don’t know, but KRS-One has proclaimed it now. This was on AHH last week and still is interesting.

The Boogie Down Production’s “Teacha” said his new spiritual book will help form a new Hip-Hop religion on earth.

“It explores the spirituality of Hip-Hop, the divinity of Hip-Hop. I’m suggesting that in 100 years, this book will be a new religion on the earth,” KRS-One told AllHipHop.com. “Now you talk about controversy, there’s some Christian ministries if you go online, look up some ministers, they dissing right now. ‘Who the hell does he think he is?’ Well, I think I have the authority to approach God directly, I don’t have to go through any religion [or] train of thought. I can approach God directly myself and so I wrote a book called The Gospel of Hip Hop to free from all this nonsense garbage right now. Idea respect the Christianity, the Islam, the Judaism but their time is up.”

KRS-One is a wild dude, but I love the heart to say such things. Read the full interview here.

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES

Flavor Flav is working on a new TV that deals with horror movies.

Rumor has it, Fantasia was in a local NC club with her girls taping portions of a VH1 reality show set to air in January. I didn’t even know this was happening.

I read that the extensive details of Michael Jackson’s death are going to be released today.

Rumor has is, MJ “deposited” sperm in a “bank” last year in the event something happened to him. There may be some more MJ’s running around these evil streets soon.

Sanaa Lathan living with Steve Rifkind? Let me find out ol’ Stevie is scooping up all the sistas I desire to marry.

The new Catwoman has yet to be determined. So Meagan Fox is not yet a cat. There’s not even a script yet.

Def Jam reportedly hopes that Jay-Z’s BP3 sells a million with in two weeks. Sounds ambitious! Whew!

If you didn’t know, Too Short got arrested for driving drunk. Click here for the news.

SAME BEAT, NO SLAPS!

One of my readers, Bryant, send me the following. I hope nobody gets slapped up over this.

Hey long time reader, first time commenting. I know this is something that happens a lot in music, but I recently was listening to Maino’s If Tomorrow Comes & Joe Budden’s Padded Room album. They both have a track produced by Versatile & Dilemma (according to Wikipedia). Maino’s song is called “Runaway Slave”, Budden’s called “Pray for Me” & both have exactly the same beat! Just wanted to throw that out to y’all. Peace

MOTHER MOTHERRRRRRRRRRR!

I don’t know if this is funny or not, but I thought I would pass it along, mother motherrrrrrrr!

Yeah!

EPIC WIN OF THE DAY

I think this exemplifies how the fans feel about Mr. Vick.

PETA and protesters get the big “F” for fail.

SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END

Crystal Baeza 24, and Sara Kellum, 29, are two Cali girls I never want to meet. These two have been arrested for beating a man with a bat and a crow bar after they promised him sex. Well, dude is thinking, “A promise is a promise,” but they had other things in mind. The ladies were hosting a car wash when they met their prey. They were doing the car wash for money. Well, this was a collection for Sara’s boyfriend, who was murdered in stabbing. Bad sign. They did a bunch of BS, but ultimately dude thought he was going to smash two jawn at once. They rode around the town and he got a flat. When their ride came to the rescue at their beaconing, they got busy. They beat him up with the weapons and took his wallet. One of the girls’ sisters was booked for using his credit cards. Dumb and dumber. They say, “Never trust a big butt and a smile.”

HOMEY FOR MAYOR!

Ghostface wins as well today with the best album cover in several years. Shout out to the older gods that see this as important.

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VICK, WE LOVE YOU!!!

They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!

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Fat Joe Launches New Sneaker Line

Veteran Bronx emcee Fat Joe is partnering with K-Mart and Sears for an affordable line of sneakers.

 

Joe brainstormed the project with NBA Knicks star Al Harrington in response to the severe economic recession currently inflicting Americans.

 

“You know I own thousands of pairs of sneakers and I’m a huge collector,” Joe told theshoegame.com.

 

“But I wanted my sneaker to be something the kids could actually afford. Due to these hard economic times, a lot of kids cannot afford $200 sneakers. So kids can buy them themselves. They don’t even have to worry about their mom or pops buying them for $34.99.”

 

When he went into the manufacturing process, Joe discovered how companies amass huge profits by overpricing sneakers made at minimum costs.

 

The Terror Squad leader refused to exploit consumers, and frames his product as a “give-back” item for the community.

 

“It’s unbelievable that you can pay $34.00 for this quality of a dope style sneaker. So when I sit down and see what the materials cost, I would have paid $150 for these,” Joe explained. “I’ve paid $10,000 for a pair of sneakers. But it really only took them $30 to make the sneaker.”

 

The Protégé “They Sick” line is available now in K-Mart and Sears.

 

On Black Friday, Joe plans to drop the Protégé Blackout sneaker. Before then, he hopes promotion will increase for the product.

 

“The sneaker is selling crazy, but I really want to do more promotions,” Joe stated. “The only problem I got with the whole thing is that we can promote even better.”

 

At press time, Fat Joe’s ninth studio album Jealous Ones Still Envy 2 (J.O.S.E. 2) is scheduled for release on October 6.

 

It will feature appearances from Lil Wayne, Ron Browz, Akon, T-Pain, Lil Kim, Fabolous, and Raekwon.

TOP 5 DEAD OR ALIVE: Floyd Mayweather; Rappers & Boxers

Floyd Mayweather has been keeping loose and relaxed despite the pressure of his September 19 comeback fight against Juan Manuel Marquez. As a part of his ongoing, exclusive interview series with AllHipHop.com, the controversial undefeated fighter took a quick break from his rigorous training schedule to give his own Top 5 emcees. And as a bonus, Floyd names his favorite boxers of all time.

 

Rakim

 

 

AllHipHop.com: Rakim obviously shows up on a lot of lists. What are some of his most memorable tracks for you?

 

Floyd Mayweather: My favorite joints were “Follow the Leader” and “Paid In Full.” Back then Rakim just had an unbelievable look and lyrical impact. At first when I was young because Eric B came first in the title I thought Eric B was Rakim! Dude was unreal on the mic.

 

 

 

Run DMC

 

 

Floyd Mayweather: My favorites were “My Adidas” of course; they had everyone wearing shelltoes without shoestrings. They made trends and broke down doors for the music. And they really broke the barriers with Aerosmith and “Walk This Way.” That was just unreal and unheard of for a rap group.

 

 

 

LL Cool J

 

 

Floyd Mayweather: I gotta talk about LL because he was able to last from the 80s until now! And he still makes good music, so you can’t knock LL. Some people try to, [but] who else has that longevity?

 

 

 

50 Cent

 

 

Floyd Mayweather: 50 is great. For him to get in rap so quick and make movies, video games, and handle business is amazing. And he’s not done yet.

 

 

 

Notorious B.I.G.

 

 

Floyd Mayweather: Biggie was the only rapper to be able to say crazy stuff and still get away with it. Like on “Me and My B***h” when he said “You looked so good/I’d suck on your Daddy’s d**k/I never felt that way in my life.” You never knew no rapper that could say that and still be loved. No rapper! And even another [example is] when he said “I’d f**k RuPaul before those ugly Xscape b***hes.” What?! C’mon man. Biggie was the only one. Ugly and still got all the broads.

 

 

AllHipHop.com: Both Ready To Die and Life After Death are considered classics. Which one do you prefer?

 

Floyd Mayweather: They’re both unbelievable. Biggie saw things that no one else could see. Perfect example would be “You’re Nobdy Till Somebody Kills You.” Just like Michael Jackson, it’s so crazy when they died. Look how many albums they sold [afterward]. It’s all right there.

 

AllHipHop.com: Switching gears, who would grace the list of your favorite boxers?

 

Floyd Mayweather: Who we got, let’s see. Of course I must say RIP to the warrior Arturo Gatti, Alexis Arguello, and Vernon Forrest. I was with Vernon in training 48 hours before he got killed. We were training together just me and him. Me and Gatti fought in a hell of a fight, even though I was dominant. We brought the best out.

 

Pernell Whitaker was a hell of a fighter. I got to put my uncle Roger Mayweather in there, too.

 

Aaron Pryor

 

Larry Holmes

 

Ricardo Lopez

 

Tommy Hearns

 

Marvin Hagler

 

The Sidebar

Starting on August 29 at 10:15PM, you can catch Floyd Mayweather on HBO’s Emmy-winning series “24/7” through its latest incarnation, “Mayweather/Marquez 24/7.” The four weekly episodes will chronicle both fighter’s camps as they move closer to their anticipated PPV clash on September 19.

The Mystery of Da Apple Store Kid Nicholi

“I want to be the next youtube star.” – Nicholi Flav, Da Apple Store Kid

 

I just happened to be on my homey Combat Jack’s Blog over at daily-math.com and I stumbled over a particular post that ended up holding my attention for about 30 minutes. Now, my online attention span is about that of a fly in a clean house. Let me tell you…it takes a lot for me to laugh until tears run, but that is exactly what happened when I saw one of these videos. Very cool and very funny.

 

Nicholi Flav stands in the massive New York Apple Store and lip synchs Hip-Hop club songs as customers ogle and eyeball him in amazement. So, I had to share this with a few people, but not too many to spoil my column. The first person I IM’d this to was Derek, the Director of Technology for AllHipHop.com, and like adults, we were compelled to make sense of Nicholi and his campaign.

 

What was this? Did his mother/father work there on 14th Street? Or was it more sinister like some ingenious viral marketing scheme by Steve Jobs and Apple? Is this a case of a Black kid forcing the digital divide completely closed? 

 

In some ways he reminded me of a younger version of myself, making something out of nothing a decade ago. I’ve always been a Mac freak, from my parents Apple 2E’s with the floppy disks to the present. At AllHipHop.com’s inception I didn’t have the money for Go-Live, Dream Weaver, Photoshop or any of the other snazzy website programs that I managed to obtain by any means. This kid is clearly using video blogging in similar ways for a different set of goals – youtube stardom. This seems pretty simple -he’s having fun.  

So why not help a young hustler obtain his goal? Nicholi employs Mac’s Photobooth camera to record these cool videos, plays iTunes and

then immediately uploads to youtube for his thousands of fans. Let us boost those views a bit and everybody wins.

I present DA Apple Store Kid Nicholi and some of the very entertaining videos from the Apple Store on 14th Street in New York City. (Hint, Hint: Major labels…this is a walking, talking social media strategy to promote your music. Apple: he’s right there in your store! Pay this kid!)

 

Black Eyed Peas – “Boom Boom Pow”

 

 

Kid Cudi – “Dat New New” [Viking Remix]

 

 

LMFAO –“Love Lockdown” [Remix of Kanye’s Original]

 

 

Lil Wayne – “Prom Queen”

 

 

Michael Jackson dedication – “Billie Jean”

 

 

The kid says thank you.

 

 

Bonus – Kid Cudi – “Day N Nite”

 

 

For more, check out Da Apple Store Kid Nicholi at his Youtube Channel.

 Chuck Creekmur is a founder of AllHipHop.com, a cultural critic, public speaker and yet to be turned into a trending topic.  Sometimes, he can be found at www.twitter.com/chuckcreekmur. He wishes he was as cool as Nicholi.

The Last Word: Beyonce, Rihanna and Kim Kardashian Turn Deadly!

Hey young world. The weekend is calling and I’m answering the phone. It’s been the usual five days with conversation ranging from the end of the Cash for Clunkers program to students going back into study mode with the start of another school year to death of Senate fixture Ted Kennedy.

Thoughts and prayers go out to the Kennedy family and anybody who was affected by the work done by the liberal lion during his more than 40 years in the Senate. Shout out to Venus and Serena Williams, who became the first female African-Americans to hold an ownership stake in a NFL franchise when they became part owners of the Miami Dolphins and the sounding boards, who always seem to know where to find a good deal.

So let’s get down to business with … the Last Word for the week ending August 28, 2009.

1. Beyonce, Rihanna and Kim Kardashian Become the Most Dangerous Celebs in Cyberspace

Beyonce Knowles may be set to be honored as Billboard’s Woman of the Year in October, but it may surprise people to know that she is a dangerous person. A simple statement, but is it true? If you answered ‘Yes’ then you are correct. According to McAfee, Inc. Knowles is the second most dangerous celebrity on the web. So much so that inputting “Beyonce ringtones” into a search engine can result in finding a dangerous web site that links to an adware and spyware distributor.

And Bey’s not the only one. Rihanna and Kim Kardashian also made the McAfee report, coming in at 13 and 15, respectively. So if Mrs. Carter, Rihanna and Kim didn’t top the list, who did?

And the most dangerous celebrity on the Net is … Jessica Biel. McAfee says that searches for the actress result in a one-in-five chance of ending up at a site that houses spyware, adware, spam, phishing, viruses and other malware. Others who made the third annual dangerous list include Jennifer Aniston, Tom Brady and Jessica Simpson. President Obama and first lady Michelle Obama were among the safest celebs as they came in at no. 34 and no. 39, respectively.

So now we got celebrities that can cause problems to your computer if you’re too into them? This gives a whole new meaning to getting burned huh! What’s next? I guess depending on the site, you get syphilis, crabs or, in the extreme cases, HIV or AIDS that results in a complete system shut down. Need a new computer?

2. Brian J. White Campaigns for Luke Cage Close-Up

We all know that black superheroes are a rarity in comic books. And even more scarce in movies. So even the hint of a black superhero film can bring out those who may not fit the usual Hollywood Super Friend mold.

Which seems to be the case with the talked about plans to bring Marvel Comics hero Luke Cage to the big screen. John Singleton has been loosely attached to direct Cage’s big screen debut, which has seen Tyrese Gibson’s name thrown into the pot as a favorite to star.

Despite this, there have been no solid plans regarding the project. Which opens the door for Stomp the Yard’s Brian J. White to score the role. In White’s eyes, he is the perfect choice to bring Cage to life. To hear him tell it, he’s been campaigning for the role for years

“I’ve been saying it over-and-over again in the press for years! Those are the roles – Green Lantern, Green Hornet, Luke Cage. There’s some other graphic novels – some horror ones – that I also like, but I really would love to do Luke Cage,” Whit told Moviehole.net, while mentioning how he has the physical and acting skills to command the screen as a potential new member of the cinematic Marvel Universe.

“I think I have the skill-set” fit for a superhero movie,” he said. “Like Iron Man, you have to be able to handle drama and comedy; you have to have the physique to be able to take off your shirt; you have to have a certain statue – if you’re 5’8 it doesn’t really work so well, unless it’s a small superhero – and you have to have a certain athletic ability. That’s what I’m angling towards. These are $150 million-dollar movies, so I’m trying to pay my dues, and do the work, so that I might get a look-in.”

All this effort for a film that may or may not even come out. Well, I guess it’s nice to see Mr. Lee putting his bid in early. In this day and time, it never hurts to overextend yourself in the name of job security. And if they finally start work on this film (which I hope they do), the question is will Luke Cage stomp the yard like a true super hero or will he simply be a baby boy? Who would you pick to play the guy?

3. Sly Stone Documentary Details Singer’s Current Plight and Alliance with Michael Jackson

Famed singer/songwriter Sly Stone has become the latest victim of shady dealings. In a new documentary on the entertainer titled Coming Back for More, Stone’s current state is anything but pleasant has it details the aftermath of a relationship gone sour between Stone and his former manager, Jerry Goldstein.

In his first filmed interview in more than 20 years, the singer admitted to making the mistake of turning over all of his musical rights to Goldstein at the end of the 1980s. The manager was under contractual obligation to pay out an allowance to Stone as an agreement was reached that Goldstein was responsible for payment of fixed expenses and costs. The move proved disastrous as Goldstein ended up cutting off the payments. Despite having a legit case against Goldstein, Stone cannot afford a lawyer to fight on his behalf.

In fact, the Family Stone front man, who has shunned TV interviews for more than 20 years, has been living in campers and cheap hotels while living off his social security. An end to Stone’s financial plight was almost a reality via an agreement he reached with Michael Jackson, who had bought u the rights to many of Stone’s royalties. The music icons were working together as Jackson recruited Stone to write songs for his new album and convince the reclusive vocalist to tour again.

Despite the progress, the alliance fell apart with Jackson died in June. Coming Back for More featuring Sly Stone is slated a September release.

4. Next Destination for Soul Train: The Big Screen

Somehow, I should not be surprised at this, what with all the movie treatment given to old shows. But I’m curious as to how they are actually going to turn Soul Train into a full-length feature film.

Variety reports that the long-running show’s host and producer, Don Cornelius, will serve as a co-producer on the project with Darryl Porter and Aaron Geller of Porter/Geller Productions.

The Soul Train movie will reportedly be set in the 1980s and center around a gifted “popper” named Protag who wants to be a part of the Soul Train tour. The movie’s plot came about after Cornelius told the film’s writer, Malcolm Spellman, that he’d always wanted to do a tour with bands and dancers.

“Writing with Don involved is quite an experience,” Spellman told Variety. “He’s still the godfather of cool.”

It will definitely be interesting to see what they come up with. Let’s hope the Soul Train line will get in there in some way. But really, how much of Soul Train can you stretch into a film? And who will they get to portray Don Cornelius with his stiff neck? Maybe Orlando Jones? Can you see him with a super afro acting like the godfather of cool? Sounds like a comedy in the making. Stay tuned.

5. A Word or Two About Aaliyah

This week marks eight years since we lost Aaliyah Haughton. I don’t know about you, but I still miss her. There was no denying that she had a presence about her.

Just check out one of her classic videos or hear any of her collaborations and it’s plain to see how unique she was in a music scene full of clones. There’s definitely too many classic hits. It would be hard for me to pick out one song as my favorite. She had too many. “Back and Forth,” “Hot Like Fire,” “Come Back in One Piece” with DMX, “Are You That Somebody” (original and remix), “One in a Million,” “4 Page Letter,” “The One I Gave My Heart To,” “More Than a Woman,” “Rock the Boat.” And those are just the original tunes. The remakes she did (The Isley Bros.’ “At Your Best (You Are Love) and “Choosey Lover”, Marvin Gaye’s “Got to Give It Up” with Slick Rick) stood out on their own as well.

I can only imagine what she would be doing now if she were alive today. Ask yourself this. Would any of today’s songbirds be making music the way they do if Miss Haughton were still doing her thing in the studio?

Then there are the movie roles. Rome Must Die still gets play on the DVD player and will probably get another spin sometime this weekend. That performance at the Oscars could’ve been a preview for an awards speech somewhere down the road. So much potential, so much of an impact in her short time here. Like Michael Jackson, Aaliyah left us way too soon.

We miss you baby girl. Wish you were still here to bless us with a smile, a song or simply grace us with your presence onscreen. No matter what, we’ll continue to keep your memory alive and cherish the time you made our lives and music something to hear and value. Both now and forevermore.

In Other Words…

There may still be life left in The Game. According to The Hollywood Reporter, BET is in talks with CBS TV Studio to bring back the recently cancelled Girlfriends spin-off. The network, which already airs repeats of The Game and Girlfriends, began preliminary talks about acquiring The Game with a string of original episodes. The Game aired on the CW network for three seasons before its cancellation in May

Phylicia Rashad is looking a little slimmer nowadays. The 61-year-old Cosby Show star, who has logged in 8 months as a Jenny Craig spokesperson, has shed met her weight loss goal by losing 35 pounds. Rashad did the deed by meeting with a consultant about her program, which was based on a 1,200-calorie a day diet and 30-45 minutes of activity up to four times a week. Activities included a variety of floor exercises, light strength training and the use of a recumbent bike.

And Rashad couldn’t be better as admitted to feeling “so much lighter” after reaching her goal weight. “There’s just an overall sense of well-being,” the actress said in a statement. “And there’s the increased energy as well, too. It’s nice to have people say you look nice.”

You can see the results for yourself when Rashad unveils her new figure in a commercial that will debut Saturday (Aug. 29).

The Michael Jackson honoring continues as the Apollo Theater posthumously inducts the singer into its Apollo Legends Hall of Fame. In to receiving the theater’s highest honor, Jackson will receive a spot on the Apollo’s Walk of Fame, and a plaque memorializing him. According to reports, the Walk of Fame is scheduled to be constructed this fall. The Michael Jackson plaque is set to be installed next spring.

Too Short Popped For DUI

Oakland veteran Too Short was arrested for DUI and possession of marijuana yesterday morning (August 27) in Las Vegas.

 

The 43-year-old rapper was stopped by Las Vegas Metro Police around 4:00 am and charged with driving under the influence, possession of less than an ounce of marijuana and exhibition of power.

 

According to TMZ.com, it’s the second time Too Short has been charged with DUI in Las Vegas within the past three months.

 

In related news, Too Short recently revealed that he was working on an Internet only album as well as a memoir based on his life titled Life Is Too Short: The Resilient Life of Todd Shaw.

Playaz Circle Taking Off with New Disc this Fall

With the success of Dufflebag Boy, Dolla and T#### Boi better known as Playaz Circle are back at it again with their newest installation 360: The Takeoff.

 

Confirmed guests on board include Ludacris, Lil Wayne, Bobby V and Jagged Edge.

 

“It’s a conceptual album, 360 can mean circle but on the street in laymen terms 36 O is the whole thing we just tried to put it all in one pot, the lyrics take you on a trip we made all of the lyrics visual,” Tity Boi told Allhiphop.com. “With the success of Dufflebag pretty much we were able to do a lot of things, see a lot of different areas, see a lot of different cultures, a lot of different states and we want to tell them about it,” Dolla added.

 

The Disturbing Tha Peace, Atlanta-based group is attempting to take it back to the era of Hip-Hop when the lyrics had more substance.

 

“Dolla and myself come from a substance era when you had Outkast and Goodie Mob, so that’s what we kind of tried to bring to this album,” declared Tity Boi.

 

360: The Takeoff will be released on September 25th. Listen out for the lead single and video off of the album to drop, “Look What I Got.”

 

For more information on the group go to dufflebagboyz.com.

 

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Hip-Hop Rumors:Timbaland Gives Jay-Z His…2nd Best Beats?

DISCLAIMER:

All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.READ THE PREVIOUS RUMORS! CLICK HERE ABOUT GUCCI, MAGIC AND OTHER MESS!

 

TIMBALAND SAID WHAT ABOUT JAY-Z?????

 

If you have been questioning Jay-Z’s beats and leaks by Timbaland, maybe you should peep the quote Tim said in a live stream.

 

“Of course I’m not going to give Jay my best material”

 

BAD, BAD MOVE!

 

Click here to listen to the latest by Tim and Jay-Z called “Ghetto Techno,” an apparent new song on BP3

 

Timbaland said he is working on his next album, Shock Value 2. He’s giving all his best material to himself and those that will be on the album like Drake, Jay-Z (WE’LL SEE ABOUT THAT), Chris Brown, Pharrell and many others!

I must comment on this. The only comment I have to say is…What if Quincy Jones said such a thing about Michael Jackson when they did Thriller together?

WHAT FEMALE RAPPER WAS A PROSTITUTE?

 

The rumor out there is a certain female rapper was once a h##### in a well-known city. I am not at liberty to mention her name, because 1) I like her a lot and 2) I don’t really feel like getting a cease and desist today. So, I am told said rapper “goes both ways” and used to get it on straight like that. I always have a hard time believing that about somebody I feel I know, but who am I to say. The source won’t go on record and so I can’t either.

 

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES

 

I am hearing that the Wu Tang tour is real and that some of the members like GZA are actually coming over to do lil’ mini-tours to lead in.

 

Shout out to Mikey T the Movie Star and Fresh from Queens . Mikey is going to need to give me a movie he’s starred in soon.

 

Magic Johnson’s not dead or anything. Somebody tried to tell me he was in a coma though. Now, I did some googling and he’s fine. Yesterday, Miss Mouth thought it may be breaking news.

Rampage won the Mr. T battle! LMAO!

 

Shout out to The Dream…he got a job as EVP at Def Jam.

 

-Illseed is OUT!

 

MISS MOUTH – THE CLEAN UP LADY!!

 

You know the deal! She speaks for herself and for herself she speaks!

 

B-R-I-B-E-R-Y

Lil Boosie

is going to trial on September 28th for possession of a controlled

substance, a firearm and his third marijuana charge. The arresting officer

even accused him of bribery! Allegedly when Boosie was pulled over,

he told the officer “I am Boosie, how much do you want?”

Rotflmao, I would’ve tried that when I got pulled over by TPD.

I can only imagine all of the additional charges I would’ve acquired

with a name like Miss Mouth.

GREATEST

RAPPER ALIVE (NOT G.O.A.T)

Jay-Z claims

that he is the “Greatest Rapper Alive.” 

This is an old age debate and quite frankly, one that I am sick of.

Jay-Z is a rap legend. He should stay in the boardroom and out of the

sound booth to preserve this legacy. If one were to ask me who is currently

the “Greatest Rapper Alive” I would have to say Young Jeezy,

Kanye West or maybe even Drake. And just an advance warning to everyone,

I am a Young Jeezy stan. Deal with it!

MORE MM

RAMBLING

Does anyone

else remember when MTV caused that big fuss when they aired their pick

for the G.O.A.T? Their top three were Tupac, Jay Z and then Biggie.

People lost their d*mn minds because Jay trumped Big….classic!

MYSTERY

WOMAN REVEALED

The woman that

Juelz threatened to send to meet her maker was not a jumpoff, go figure!

It was his BM (baby mama.) He was released and charged with making terrorist

threats and weapons possession. 

LETOYA LUCKETT

Letoya Luckett

is bringing her A game to the industry right now. She looks fabulous,

her style is sick and she is making hits. She was recently awarded her

own holiday. August 25th has officially been declared

“Letoya Luckett Day” in the great city of Houston and I bet

Matthew Knowles is sick! But how will the natives celebrate?

YOUNG BERG

Young Berg

claims that his management restrained him from speaking out publicly

about his fight with (Lil Kim’s ex boo) Maino. Why did Maino slap

Young Berg in the first place, he is too damn old? Young Berg is only

a kid. An ignorant one, but yet still a kid. Oh, what do I know? I

am only a “Dark Butt.” and would never come to the defense of Young

Berg. I Am Still Bitter!

THEY GET

IT FROM THEIR MAMA

Eminem’s

lil brother pleaded guilty to a drunk driving charge last month. Now

he is facing 100 days in jail with 18 months of probation. Also, he

may be required to pay over $1,000 in fines. I have no sympathy for

people that drive drunk. (R.I.P Kev) 

CHRISTINA

MILIAN

Yes, I’ve

seen the pictures circulating of the slightly chubbier Christina Milian.

But have you guys forgotten whom she is marring? Has anyone else, other

than myself of course, considered that maybe Christina and The Dream

are having “A SHOTGUN WEDDING?” Just a thought!

LATA GATAS

MM

 

For more, go to illseed.com. Or just follow me at http://twitter.com/illseed

CASH MONEY, WE LOVE YOU!!!

They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!

-illseed

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WHAT: Rumors

WHERE: AllHipHop.com, MySpace.com/TheIllseed

HOW: Send your rumors and ill pics to illseed at [email protected].

Hell Rell Launches Label; Announces ‘Live From Hell’

Bronx, New York rapper Hell Rell recently closed a deal with EMI to distribute his new album Live From Hell via his own flagship label, Money Maker Entertainment.

 

Hell Rell is one the original members of New York rap collective The Diplomats, although he recently has been embroiled in a feud with estranged, incarcerated member Max B., as well as Dipset member Jim Jones.

 

“With the right marketing and promo support and solid distribution channels this will be another classic album for the Dip Set/ Top Gunna Fans,” Hell Rell said in a statement about his fifth official album.

 

Hell Rell recently commented on the demise of The Diplomats as a unit, blaming Juelz Santana and Jim Jones for the rift.

 

He also accused Jones and Juelz Santana of watering down the original Diplomats sound.

 

The official track list Live From Hell is listed below:

1. Close My Eyes 2. Exterminate 3. Return Of The Grind 4. Beside 5. So Cold 6. Some N***s 7. Top Gunna Takeover 8. Turn The Party Out 9. Motion Picture 10. Trying To Be Me 11. RUGA Lense

The Dream Named VP of Island Records

Singer/songwriter/producer The Dream can

now add label executive to his title, as he been named Vice President of

Island Def Jam Music Group.

The Dream, born Terius Nash, made the announcement today (August 27) via

his official Twitter page.

“I wanna thank everyone at Island Records/DefJam for their faith in me

and making me Executive Vice President of Island Records,” The Dream

said in a statement on his Twitter page. “Thank you to my team..my

manager Mark Stewart & my attorney Aaron Rosenberg for getting this 1st

step of a goal accomplished.”

He went on to thank a number of inudstry executives who have supported

him, including his production partner Tricky Stewart and Island Def Jam

Chairman, Antonio “L.A.” Reid and Universal Records’ Chairman Doug

Morris.

“I look forward to the challenge of rebuilding music for not only Island

Records But for Universal Records as a whole. Today I’m humbled and

blessed,” The Dream said.

For reasons unknown, The Dream also revealed today would be the last day

he posted to his Twitter page, although no reason was given.

The news comes during a high point in the 30-year-old’s career.

Last week, it was confirmed that The Dream and his girlfriend Christina

Milian applied for a marriage license in Los Angeles.

The pair are expected to tie the knot within the next 90 days.

The Dream was married once before, singer/songwriter Nivea, but divorced

her in 2007.

Hexmurda’s News: ISH HAPPENS!

Whutupdoe…shout out to all the folks that read my inane ramblings. I honestly appreciate ya’ll because without this

outlet for my madness I would probably start carrying an aluminum bat wrapped in barbed wire w/ a bayonet welded to it, don a catchers mask and transform into a serial killer called “The Umpire.”

 

Don’t worry though.

 

It’s not like I thought the s**t out or anything.

 

This go-round I’m just gonna drop off some of these little blurbs, which is what I was originally commissioned to do.

Talk a little s**t,try to ruin somebody’s day, and get back to the regularly scheduled program.

 

Let’ start with…

 

REAL CHANCE AT HIS BAND…THE DIDDY EDITION

 

 

That n***a Puff is a f**king genius. he basically makes hour long infomercials for his own records. This “Making His Band” s**t is a f**king joke. This is muthaf**king PUFF DADDY.

 

The only n***a out of that whole EastCoast/WestCoast s**t who didn’t get shot or locked the f**k up.

 

The CheesecakeMan.

 

If Puff REALLY wanted a band, he could have SLASH on guitar, LARRY GRAHAM on bass, TRAVIS BARKER on drums and HERBIE HANCOCK on keys. Although a few of those cats are really talented (Brockett, Jamareo, Blake),folks are going to watch the show just to see a bunch of musicians (and evidently the judges,too) whine and bicker in a big a** house while they hope for a brawl. Then they throw in a Transgendered American to add “fierceness” and a little “Whut the f**k?” to the mix. Voila.

 

But the real premise behind the show is to let n***as know Puff’s got a record coming out. The Shiny Suit Man is brilliant.

 

REAL AND CHANCE – SLORES GALORE

 

 

THESE n***as…man…I’ll say this for these two cats, they keep the slores on deck. How many broads is it to start with? 20? Real and Chance basically get 10 broads a piece handed to them to do their bidding. You can say what you want about those dudes, but that’s pimp s**t. You get to see them degrade slores on TV,watch TonyTerry’s twin sister hit a b#### while wearing a mood ring and see what happens when a fine a** Hawaiian chick goes off her meds.

Great gig if you can get it.

 

Of course 95% of these women are only there to hopefully get a spread in SMOOTH magazine or to get more hits on myspace. The other 5% of them are trying to either cut off and steal the CrystalGayle looking n***as hair for a human-hair weave,or at least learn his Pantene secret.

I aint mad at these dudes though.

 

It is sorta difficult to respect one n***a with a mohawk who dresses like MadMax meets EdHardy and another one who wears leggings on his arms (armmings?) and rocks Pocahontas braids. But hey,the n***as make hoes wrestle on TV, and they aint trying to hurt anybody. Hopefully they’ll avoid herpes and in the end maybe one of them can be on The Surreal Life or something.

Gotta respect a n***a with goals.

 

FLAGS AT HALF-MAST IN CAMELOT

 

 

Senator Ted Kennedy died a few days ago. Now, I’m far from a political pundit but I know he was one of the good guys, simply because his last name is Kennedy, not Bush. The Kennedy clan was instrumental in democratic politics for over 40years and have also seen and endured a lot of tragedy, (the Kennedy’s causes of death look like the f**king plot line from ‘FINAL DESTINATION’) all the while fighting the good fight. Although Sen.Kennedy was involved in a sketchy 1969 car accident that left a woman dead,as far as I know he never torture any prisoners or killed any pit bulls,so that gotta count for something.

I got an idea.

 

I know that everybody has to die one day,but if we’re gonna keep up this 09 DeathRace pace maybe we can at least get some Limbaughs, Hannity’s, O’Reilly’s, and Beck’s involved.

 

Hey, it’s just a suggestion, God.

 

Don’t judge me.

 

Oh…wait…

 

BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR?

 

 

Dr.Conrad Murray…n***a…you…killed MICHAEL JACKSON?

 

What kind of muthaf**ka kills MICHAEL JACKSON?

 

What the f**k medical school did he go to?

 

Ever heard of the Hippocratic Oath?

 

Doctor’s are some wild n***as.

 

I know they’re supposedly smarter than everybody else, and that’s cool, but I’d rather get treated by an A+ nurse than a D- doctor.

I hope you and Dr.Jan Adams end up as cellmates, you smart-dumb n***a.

 

EUROPE

 

Man, I f**king love Euros.

 

They make dollars look like green toilet paper.

 

Just got back from Hip-Hop Kemp in the CzechRepublic.

 

Biggest Hip-Hop festival in Eastern Europe. Method Man, Black Milk, Planet Asia, B.o.B, Blu and Exile, Termanology, Reks, El da Sensei,Camp Lo,J-Live Cymarshallaw,Torae, La Coka Nostra, U.N.I and Devin the Dude. Basically a bunch of n***as who can actually rhyme (an anomaly in today’s HipHop) that you may not be familiar with.

 

Some real HipHop s**t.

 

No politics and all that other bulls**t. Nobody there gives a f**k about your first week numbers or your BDS.

n***as overseas are all about the music.

 

Mef at Hip-Hop Kemp

 

 

There’s no way I could write down all the ill s**t that happened at Kemp this year in the limited space AHH allows me, but I’ll give you a glimpse. (Editor’s note: we give hexmurda all the space he wants to write, because we fear him)

 

Drank a lot of vodka with the original hipsters, CampLo (n***a Suede had on some saddle shoes, a silk vest and an untied tie-on their off-day.)

 

Black Milk killed it in front of about 20,000 in the rain.

 

Drank a lot of vodka with Ill Bill.

 

MethodMan’s music was f**king up (DJ Mathematics got detained for some s**t and wasn’t there) and he still bodied his set.

n***a stage dived about 43 times.

 

Didn’t see it, but I heard B.o.B’s

set was DOPE.

 

Smoked a lot of stuff with Ill Bill.

 

Termanology broke one mic and threw another one into the crowd.

 

Reks threw a promoter into the crowd.

 

Asked Everlast if he was gonna perform “THE KNACK” on the LaCokaNostra set.

He rebuked me.

 

Met Blind Rob from Odd Squad and Devin the Dude confirmed a rumor that on the UP IN SMOKE tour, his tour bus was indeed christened the “T3” after one of the members of SlumVillage.

 

Went on a f**king two day scavenger hunt for ice cubes.

 

Gotta love getting those Euros.

 

Despite some language barriers, European fans not only HEAR, they also LISTEN.

Music is truly a worldwide language.

 

Mainstream America just needs to learn how to speak it a little more fluently.

 

Well that’s all for today, my n***as.

 

Hope you didn’t hate it.

 

If you did, f**k you, go stick knitting needles in your eyes and I hope you find out your mother’s a man.

 

If you’re looking for P.C. social commentary, go watch Oprah. This is the f**king Terrordome.

 

You’re welcome.

 

NAACP Wants Supreme Court Help for C-Murder

The NAACP is now involved in Corey “C-Murder” Miller’s homicide case, requesting that the Supreme Court step in over evidence of jury tampering.

 

Miller was sentenced to life in prison on August 11 for the murder of 16 year old Steve Thomas, who was shot after a 2002 altercation with the rapper in a Harvey nightclub.

 

The jury reached the conviction through a vote of 10-2. The ruling was controversial, as juror Mary Jacob claimed that her guilty vote made under pressure from fellow jurors to end the drawn-out trial.

 

She stated in an interview that she was verbally abused, and became physically ill during the sessions.

 

Judge Hans Liljeberg ordered another deliberation, which resulted in a second 10-2 verdict that was upheld.

 

Louisiana NAACP President Ernest Johnson wrote a letter to Chief Justice Catherine Kimble, calling for her court to conduct “a full investigation of this entire case, the immediate removal of the trial judge, the appointment of a new judge from outside the 24th Judicial District to hear all post trial motions, and the immediate release of Mr. Miller from prison pending a review of this entire matter because justice delayed is justice denied.”

 

At press time, the Louisiana’s Supreme Court has not released a statement on whether Miller’s conviction will be reviewed.

Trey Songz: Drake, R.Kelly and Superstardom

French poet Victor Hugo once said, “Music express that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.” Tremaine “Trey Songz” Neverson breathes life into Hugo’s eternal sentiment each time his hand grips the mic.

 

Trey Songz’ heart is effortlessly shared with his public. A sincere prayer in dedication to his family is forever etched above his beating heart. This tattoo is just one of ten. Although Trey possesses the vocals of an established R&B crooner; his mere being challenges the antiquated idea of what constitutes an R&B star.

 

As an emerging lyrical talent that is maturing in the spotlight, many have noticed his unwavering confidence, and are applauding his sense of self. Truly balancing politeness with professionalism AllHipHop.com catches up with Trey Songz to discuss his third album, Ready. We delve into the motives behind the “D.O.A. Kellz” situation and ask the questions that make the publicist jump in. There won’t be any more discussion of asphyxiation or any groupie tales, but this is a must read.

 

Let’s us break tradition and start this interview at the end, as it slowly unraveled even though there was no malice intended.

 

AllHipHop.com Alternatives: Trey, do you mind if I begin to ask you more personal questions?

 

Trey Songz: Sure.

 

AHHA: On your album Ready did you write the track “One Love”?

 

Trey Songz: “One Love”, no, actually Johnta Austin wrote it.

 

AHHA: In your opinion is it written to display your love for an actual woman or is it a representation of your love affair with music?

 

Trey Songz: It could be used for whatever you’d like it to be. I think that when it was originally written it was definitely written about, the passion you have when you’re in love with somebody—the passion that you have when it’s undeniable love—when that’s the only person you want, that’s the only person you need in your life.[It’s like] y’all two are one and there’s nothing that can stop you. It’s funny; because, when you mention that; I had never even thought of it that way. That makes a lot of sense; you can look at it that way, metaphorically.

 

AHHA: Have you as a man experienced that kind of love?

 

Trey Songz: In some ways, I’ve definitely been in love; but, I don’t know if it was that love. I haven’t encountered that yet.

 

AHHA: Given your profession and your popularity, do you have the capacity to recognize and appreciate a good woman?

 

Trey Songz: I know the traits of a good woman and strong woman. I was raised by one. I’m not actually looking for one; although, one would be nice. I don’t have the time to give to a good woman; [the time] that she deserves.

 

AHHA: So, are you just enjoying a d*** slanging phase right now?

 

Trey Songz: Am I enjoying my d*** slanging phase right now?

 

AHHA: Yes.

 

Sydney: [VP, Publicity, Atlantic Records, who has been monitoring the call chimes in] Niki, can we keep these questions about the album?

 

AHHA: Recently, there have been a lot of different marketing tools used to help promote different artists upcoming projects. Do you ever envision yourself embracing any of these “trendy” marketing techniques to help bring popularity to your album?

 

Trey Songz: What marketing techniques are you speaking on?

 

AHHA: Sex tapes, naked pictures, Twitter beefs, things like that—

 

Sydney: [curt imposition] Niki, we need to keep this about the album.

 

AHHA: That was about the album. Trey, you have the last word, until next time, what would you like to leave with your fans?

 

Trey Songz: Ready, September 1st, it’s all love.

 

It was all good a few moments before this line of questions. Let’s start over.

 

AHHA: Ready, which drops on September 1st, is your third album; as a natural progression you seized more creative control. Which tracks best demonstrates your growth as a singer and as a songwriter?

 

Trey Songz: You got “Your Side of the Bed,” you got “Black Roses”—“Where You Are” just to name a few.

 

AHHA: Okay; how do you go about picking your singles?

 

Trey Songz: Well, actually, for this process, “I Need A Girl”, it wasn’t a decision, everybody liked it. The single joints just have kinda made themselves throughout this album. “LOL:)” was leaked; then in fact, [it’s] a record which is getting a lot of airplay now, [it] was leaked. “Successful” that is going on my album as well. It was already being talked about [as far as] getting a video [shot] as well, even before I had a verse on it. Everything kind of came to light by itself.

 

AHHA: Trey Day, your sophomore effort, only featured Bun B and Jim Jones; what propelled you to reach out and secure the features that you have for Ready?

 

Trey Songz: It’s only four features; Fabolous, Soldier Boy, Felon and Gucci Mane.

 

AHHA: What’s your secret to ensuring that your features are complementary and not overwhelming?

 

Trey Songz: Well, I think it’s a point to where, if you have too many features it begins to be a compilation. An album is about the artist who it actually is. I think that the [features] should be tasteful and that they should be placed throughout the sequence to where it makes sense. Sequencing is very important in an album, period. Like, you can have a lot of great records with a lot of great talent; but if they’re placed incorrectly, you won’t have a great album.

 

Drake and Trey reconnect…“Successful”

 

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AHHA: The word successful may be used to describe your career. What was it like reconnecting with Drake?

 

Trey Songz: Drake’s the homie; we’ve been working together for a while. We got together and recorded the record we recorded. We kinda sorta never lost the connection, as far as music goes. But, you know, we’ve been working together for the past three and a half years. So, to be back together, with both us of at this “idol” of success is definitely a great feeling.

 

AHHA: You’ve been nominated for many awards; the public is recognizing your talent. How does Tremaine Neverson define success?

 

Trey Songz: Success is within myself—success is when my little brother is proud that he has a older brother to look up to, that being me—success is being able to pay my Mama’s bills, you know—success—I’m already successful without the accolades. Tremaine Neverson, the man, is very successful.

 

AHHA: I like that answer. You’re staying busy, please tell me what’s cracking with the mini-promotional tour that you have to promote Ready.

 

Trey Songz: Right now, I’m on the road; I’m on my way from West Palm Beach to Miami. What we’re basically doing is different things with the fans and different listening [sessions] at the radio stations. There’ll be 20 or 30 at the max, you know, we be kicking it. They get to asking their questions; I’ll take pictures and sign autographs. I’ve been doing that three or four times a day in different markets. It’s a good way to touch bases with the fans before things get all crazy. They do Q&A interviews [with me] live on air with the fans. It’s a lot of press and a lot of meet-and-greets; it’s very hard work, actually.

 

AHHA: You sound a little tired.

 

Trey Songz: I’ve already been to Jacksonville, Gainesville, Tampa, West Palm [Beach], Miami; and I think I left out two places.

 

AHHA: So, how do you rejuvenate yourself; how do you stay fresh?

 

Trey Songz: I have to [laughs]. Even if there is no way; I have to. There’ll probably be one day a week where I get to sleep more than three hours. So, that’s usually all I need—just one good night of sleep a week—most nights I probably get three or four hours, if that.

 

AHHA: You’re better than me; I’m no good without sleep.

 

Trey Songz: I sleep when I can. It’s a hard job; but, somebody got to do it. I’m up for the challenge.

 

AHHA: Check you out; I like the confidence. When should your supporters expect a full-scale Trey Songz “Nasty-As-He-Wants-To-Be” tour? Who else would you invite to accompany you on the road?

 

Trey Songz: A “Nasty-I-Wanna-Be” tour? [laughs] Is that right? I’m working on putting something together; but, it’s not called the “Nasty-As-I-Wanna-Be” tour though.

 

AHHA: You can have the title if you want it; it’s not?copyrighted.

 

Trey Songz: Actually, I’ve been working on some stuff with Mario; so, that’s the next objective. From there, like I said, I’ll be doing things at small, intimate type of venues, like the House of Blues and things of that nature. That will probably take me to the end of ’09. By then I’ll take another look at my fan base. As far as the “Nasty-As-I-Wanna-Be tour”, I dunno when that’s coming.

 

[shared laughter]

 

Trey Songz takes a shot at R.Kelly for using Autotune

 

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AHHA: They say that retrospect provides 20/20 vision, with that being said, what do you think about the way that you voiced your dissatisfaction with R. Kelly and the prevalent use of Autotune on his debut mixtape, The “Demo” Tape.

 

Trey Songz: What do I think about the way I voiced my opinion? I wouldn’t do anything different.

 

AHHA: Since then have you reached out to R. Kelly to have a man to man conversation with him?

 

Trey Songz: No, I haven’t.

 

AHHA: Where do you draw the line between being competitive and being disrespectful?

 

Trey Songz: Where do I draw the line? The “Death of Autotune Kellz” wasn’t about competition—first of all. Where do I draw the line between competition and disrespect? In this game, you know, my competition is myself. That was the first time y’all have ever heard me saying something like that; because, I was disrespected in the genius that is R. Kelly. Outside of that I stay in my own lane, as a man, as a person, I won’t disrespect unless I feel disrespected.

 

AHHA: “Brand New” the companion single to “I Need A Girl” has glimpses of Autotune on it; how do you justify this?

 

Trey Songz: Man, there isn’t on the album, it has no Autotune on my lead vocals. My album has no Autotune on it.

 

AHHA: Are you one of the people who believe that it’s T-Pain’s niche and everyone else should set it down and walk away?

 Trey Songz – “Brand New”

 

 

Trey Songz: T-Pain can sing; he can sing without it. I think it’s cool; because, he started it—well, not started it—he’s the one who brought it back to into effect. I wasn’t speaking on Autotune, I was speaking on R. Kelly. Not only was it about him using Autotune, I’m speaking of him falling into the crevices, trying to be what’s current instead of being what’s in him.

 

AHHA: With R. Kelly falling in with what’s popular, instead of him embracing his natural creativity and just being the timeless talent that he; is that where you began to feel disheartened?

 

Trey Songz: I think that he started to follow the trends of what was going on. You know, I think that he was stooping to the level of those that—that make that kind of music, you know trying to stay current; but, in the process of it he ended slipping more than anything else. With the last mixtape that he put out, which is interesting; because, he’s never put a mixtape out. And with the last album he did, he’s never used Auto-Tune either; but, it had hella Autotune. It’s very T-Pain inspired; but, it’s all cool. I like “Number One.” I think he’s gonna have a good album.

 

AHHA: There’ve been constant comparisons between R. Kelly and yourself; have you subconsciously come to resent this comparison?

 

Trey Songz: No.

 

The End.