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Hip-Hop Rumors: Before Drake Crushes A Chick, Guess What He Does…


I couldn’t come up with the right word for the title of this rumor. I know “crushing” hasn’t been used since the days of Big Pun. But, ever since the Lil Wayne controversy, I’ve changed my ways! I won’t use terms like smashing, hitting, annihilating, destroying or even tapping when it comes to sex with women! Crushing seemed to be the saftest!

That said, I heard an interesting rumor about Drake that reminds me of a Chappelle skit.

Remember the “Love Contract” skit? Yeah? I heard that Drake smashes all the chicks he wants, but before he does, they have to sign a binding contract to keep their freaking trap SHUT! This is probably why you really don’t hear any crazy, crazy rumors about Drizzy from any common tricks. He lets out his own rumors as he sees fit, i.e. the Rihanna stuff. But, if these regular chicks want to be with Drake, they gotta sign on the line. I didn’t hear the penalty if they break the contract though.

They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry! -illseed.

 

Illseed, Out.

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  • GregL

    Everybody after me is a bitch! OvO

    • johnblacksad

      That only makes you the head bitch, bitch!

      • RMfag

        After me of course

    • RMfag

      So lame, go get one of those vaginas Ive been hearing so much about.

      • RMfag

        I tried one, not a bad fit. Smells nice too- carseat blue.

    • RMfag

      Yep

  • Eric Emajor Jackson

    I would do the same thang….u cant be after who dont exist

  • TALK_BOSS

    ….he asks his boyfriend if its ok

    • RMfag

      He has my permission. Now when it comes to Mac Miller, thats a different story. I am the only hole he can smash.

  • Reblogged this on L3GACI.

  • TruthSerum

    Nobody ever accused the guy of being stupid. You have to do that, otherwise you open yourself up to oppurtunistic bottom feeders looking to exploit you for their own gain. I dont listen to this dudes music but he gets a round of applause for that one.

    • Indeed, smart move!

    • RMfag

      Or he could have a wack stroke game. But I sucked him off, I couldnt tell the difference.

  • TheBigCheeFa

    females are trifling.he doing right.they will accuse you of rape and other bs

  • johnblacksad

    strong pimpin don’t need no contract… hoes already know not to kiss n tell

  • Cheeba Bros

    How much can he sue a groupie for? You can’t cake up off a groupie!!!!

    • RMfag

      Drake would try though.

    • MadVillain

      its not about how much he can get off a groupie, its so he doesnt get fucced in the long run if she claims rape (which is apparently what plenty of skeeming hoes do nowadays for a quick come up)

      • so as soon as she signs rape that bitch!!! lol..

      • RMfag

        Ooooo, where do i sign! *bends over to pick up nothing*

    • Michael Thompson II

      It’s all about his image. That is more important to him than money at this point in life. What I mean is due to the fact that he can’t benefit from a groupie, he still have to preserve his image as a star. Smart move by the homie.

      • RMfag

        He could benefit from being accused of being a part of the Taliban. Anything makes him look better than he looks now. Unless he indeed has a weak stroke game.

    • thisisafakename

      Its to avoid getting done dirty like Pac. Dude wasnt thinking correct and involved in a gangbang, left, and was charged with rape which the guys he was with apparently did after he left. Rape happens and its horrible, but claiming someone raped you when you’re lying is a level of hoeness and evil that its hard to believe. Even if the dude isnt convicted, just being accused of Rape in America makes you by default a rapist (in the publics eye). Its guilty till proven innocent, i dont care if they say its innocent until proven guilty cause thats untrue in terms of media coverage/public opinion. Thats why stuff like this shouldnt be made public until the suspect is either convicted or at the bare minimum is in court. To report all this bs evidence before a judge or jury have had a chance to look at the evidence and judge the suspect. LIke as an example: OJ simpson. He was not convicted but most people believe he got away with murder (hell i do). But the point is if we are going to obey the legal system shouldnt his non-conviction be all we need to know and thus claim hes innocent.

  • Caliwaver

    Smart guy!

    • RMfag

      He does look like Tahj Morey.

  • he’s smart. nothing else needs to be said.

  • atlantahiphopshop

    Covering yourself is cool BUT having the media tell people that you do that is not. I mean, do you really want to be discreet or what? TMI

  • Mike Swiff

    NOT BUYING IT…DRAKE IS GAY PERIOD!

    • RMfag

      Yep. Check the ring marks on his dicc, matches my teeth marks.

  • “Pimpin’ Ain’t Dead”, but Drake is tricking off, so they have no problem signing the contracts.

  • brotha_man

    like 50 shades of grey contract?

    • RMfag

      lol

  • acapwn

    It’s sad that it has to come to that. I’m just imaginin meetin some bad chick after a show or whatever and havin to explain they have to sign something. Ridiculous!

  • I thought the answer was cried!

  • Synista

    I thought they were gonna say Drake asks the women to please be gentle on him.

    • RMfag

      They already do!

  • Chapelle a funny dude! Kobe!!

    • RMfag

      Way off topic.

      • “That said, I heard an interesting rumor about Drake that reminds me of a Chappelle skit.” pretty much on topic.

  • the young boy drake keeping his shit intact finna induct him into the pimp legion of doom just for that

  • ZUBU

    Like MOBB DEEP said years ago video tape so when they holla rape show them the tape! A contract that is not properly signed/notarized, witness, etc. don’t stand up if the slut claims she was forced to sign it; was intoxicated, etc. Tape the slut with her consent, or else tell the groupie slut: no tape no celebrity fucck!

    • HUSTLExXxMAN

      im sure that contract is written up in a way tho that it will stand up in court, kinda like when certain shows on tv make the actors sign a liability type contract, I know civil and criminal court different, but Drake smart enough to know how to put that shit together tho and sure he had a lawyer prepare the shit for him

  • STRONGEST LEADER SINCE PAC

    the penalty for breaking it is he rapes their fathers….

    • RMfag

      Or the agreement, he probably smashes them just to get a yes from their fathers.

      • STRONGEST LEADER SINCE PAC

        that pic is wrong on so many levels…

      • RMfag

        Exactly how? Real Talk. Tell me!!!!!!

      • STRONGEST LEADER SINCE PAC

        1. Its a gay pic….2.Then its a white man effing a black man, which what’ s been happening to us since the Romans took us down in 70ad….Its just bad all the way around….

      • RMfag

        ok well
        1. How does this pic make you feel?
        2. What do you think of me posting it as my avatar?
        3. 1-10, how offensive is this pic?

      • STRONGEST LEADER SINCE PAC

        Not a big fan of homosexuality…not judging you because the bible says no one sin is greater than the next…..but just can’ t support…and as a black man, you should be offended by this pic….shalom…

      • RMfag

        I have way way worse pics so I was just checking.
        Bye forever

        -RMfag

  • Pedro Matos Jr.

    He gotta keep them females quiet so they can’t tell the world how they used a strap on on him dat’s why he played wheelchair jimmy so well gotta recover.

    • RMfag

      dead

  • smh who does that

    • RMfag

      Do you really have to ask? This is Drake were talking about.

  • I thought they we’re going to say he qweefs before he goe’s in…

    • RMfag

      lmao

  • HUSTLExXxMAN

    I don’t blame Drake at all u gotta protect ur pockets homie, bitches will scream rap sometimes, y’all niggaz remember what happened to the homie Mystikal right?

  • Guillaume Pilon

    50 were doing the same thing

  • I guess you gotta do that these days or otherwise you got a Superhead on ya hands.

    • RMfag

      Promotion of dicc game? I truly dont see the issue.
      She was just giving “heads” up to hoes up and coming. Not everybody looked bad in the book.

  • don king

    lol u have 2 sign right here… ok now suck my dick bitch!

    • RMfag

      I didnt even have to sign……score

  • WillVetterGoodin

    F*(& drake, soft ass pillow biting canadian.

    • RMfag

      i dont see the issue

  • hoeyuno

    Hahaha that shit hilarious. Yea I won’t to make love to you to baby I just have to makesnobody ever ever ever finds out.
    ure sure

    • RMfag

      lol

      • RMfag

        lmao lol

      • RMfag

        lmao lolol

      • RMfag

        lmao lololol

      • RMfag

        lmbo

      • RMfag

        lmbo lol

      • RMfag

        lmbo lmao

      • RMfag

        fuk fuk fuk

      • johnblacksad

        The amount of time you have on your hands is impressive!
        Lucky you

      • RMfag

        Its a damm shame tbh.

        What do you think of my avatar?

    • RMfag

      lol

      • RMfag

        lol

      • RMfag

        lol

      • RMfag

        lolol

      • RMfag

        lololol

      • RMfag

        lmao

  • bigmarz

    drake gon be the new eazy e if he dont settle down. a piece of cooze aint worth the bug.

    • RMfag

      Didnt you hear?! Only gay men have HIV…..

  • kristin

    Good way to cover up your NOT HAVING sex with women. Gooood ONE Drake!

    • Guest

      Especially considering there are silly broads like you who will probably accuse Drake of rape or try to put a child on him.

      • RMfag

        please, there are other ways of handling it that drawing up hoepapers.