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Hip-Hop Rumors: What’s Up With Mike Jones? A Bad Waka Rumor! Funk Master Flex Accused Of Extortion!?!

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All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.

THE DAILY TWO SENSE!

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If you see something, say something! Here’s my email. allhiphoprumors@gmail.comShoutout to my homey AJ22 & Boss Up! They are from a different “era” of the IC, but they were both cool as a pair of fans.

LYFE AND RAHEEM : THE BEEF IS OFF!

What in the bloody hell are a pair of R&B singers doing beefing like rappers? The world is ending, ya’ll!!!! In a radio interview, Lyfe claims that Raheem called him out and challenged him. SIGH. And then Raheem ran up to the radio station to talk to Lyfe “face to face.” Rah apparently came up to the station six or seven deep to “talk.” Now they say Lyfe got run out of the station, but that brother doesn’t need any legal issues. They don’t call him “LYFE” for nothing! Here is the whole silly ordeal!

 

This may be the wackest thing to date, considering these fellas are touring together! Messing up the money is CORNY!!!

FUNK MASTER FLEX ACCUSED OF EXTORTION!?!?!?!?

Whoa. I had to look up the word extortion before I finished this one.

 Extortion is a criminal offense which occurs when a person unlawfully obtains either money, property or services from a person…

 Here is the synopsis from what I understand. Choke No Joke is doing a movie on the legendary Tunnel club. He wanted to take it to BET, but Flex wanted to take it to somewhere “bigger” like VH1. Choke likes BET. And Flex likes VH1.  Then Flex allegedly says hes going to take the footage and jack it for his own DVD. Choke No Joke has all this footage and I guess Flex wants it…I dunno. If you care, peep the video.

  

WAKA FLOCKA DIDN’T DO WHAT?

Man, you all don’t know the sort of emails I get all day. I read just about all of them too! I got this zany email on the heels of the Cassidy mess. Now, I want to say very EMPHATICALLY that I DON’T BELIEVE THIS RUMOR. In FACT, I am 99.9999% sure it is false. But, I wanted to share it with you so you can see what I am getting and must filter out.

“when waka flocka came to do a show in indiana he 1st came to indiana state university,he was checking us out that…he had a show in indianapolis that same night so he invited us to the show in indianapolis,later after the club me & my roomate n his boys that he was with we went out to eat then to the hotel…me & my roomate was tipsy & gave waka flocka a 3 sum that night..long story short we got tested a week ago & found out were both HIV positive and theres a possibility that shes pregnant with his babe”

Come on son! They even sent me a picture. LOL!  HIV rumors aren’t funny so don’t even think about running with this falsehood!

FOR THE LOVE OF PLAYBOY

“For The Love of Ray-J” star Fiesty has decided to pose for Playboy from what I am hearing.  I don’t know what this jawn looks like, but I am assuming this is her?

 

If this is her, then I’ve seen her with nothing on.

BADU BOOTY!

People have take the hate to a new level on Badu, trying to suggest all sorts of outrageous things. For one, one super hater tried to say it was enhanced? Come on! Somebody else tried to say she didn’t really walk that nude walk! That’s much more reasonable, because nobody was really tripping. If I was there, I would have been like “ OH S**T LOOK AT ERYKAH BADU!!!! SHE BUCKET NEKKED!!!!!” Nobody did that. Here is a pic for the first hater.

 

Badu been thick!!!

WHAT’S UP WITH MIKE JONES?

Something is wrong with this picture. Help me out.

 

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES

Kelis is a wanted woman and not for her freakin music either. She bounced on a $5,000 weave bill and they are on her horse tail!

Looks like I was right…Scarface is coming back!

50 Cent earned a reported $75k at a party in the UK and all he did was show up and say “Hey.” One word = $75,000.

I need Usher to stop. Dude is claiming that he’s a 3-some fanatic now. Dude is regressing now.

Common is doing a mxtape to set off his comeback too.

Quan is about to diss the crap out of Nas. I can feel it. There is a new freestyle out and he’ sending out the soft jabs. It may be a bad time, since Nas has this nice, positive Africa-influenced album coming out.

EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY!

 

OH BOY…this is a doozie! LMAO!!! I cant even replicate it. All praise to Faux News for this report.

GARFIELD HEIGHTS, Ohio – A police chase ends with a suspect scaling a fence into a prison yard!

It happened around 1:00 a.m. Monday morning, after Garfield Heights Police say they tried to pull over a driver for failing to signal.

Police say 20-year-old Ricky Flowers, II, took off on a high speed chase, reaching speeds of more than 90 miles an hour.

The chase spanned several communities and two local interstates, I-480 and I-77, before ending up in the most ironic of places, The Northeast Pre-Release Center for Women at E. 30th and Broadway.

The men jumped out of the car and took off on foot.

Police say Mitchell Byers, 19, and Lamar Sullins, 19, ran down a dead-end ally and were captured by police.

 Gabriel Huston, 20, tried to scale the fence at the womens prison, but was tasered by police from another department.

Now, I ask: DOES IT GET ANY DUMBER?

 

EPIC FAIL PART TWO

 

This fool thought he was Daredevil and ran into a train! You gotta see this dolt!

 

 

ALLHIPHOP CHILLIN WITH BONE THUGS IN HARMONY

 

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HELP GET THIS FOOT OUT OF MY MOUTH!!!

This is Cassidy and his new Bentley!

 

 

 Where the title!?

MIKE JONES, WE LOVE YOU!!!

They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!

-illseed

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