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Last Minute Holiday Gifts for Your Ballerific Hip-Hop Mogul

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As we enter the last weekend before the Christmas holiday, stores will be crowded with shoppers picking up last minute gifts for loved ones. And because we know many of our favorite rap moguls are too busy plotting to take over the world to be out shopping, we decided to make a quick list for their personal assistants.

For all of our rich and famous mogul friends, here are some things you can buy each other, your loved ones, or maybe a little something for the staff of your favorite website, because we are all starving artists (except illseed…I think he’s secretly loaded).

Here are 5 Incredibly Expensive Christmas Gifts Only Rap Moguls Could Afford:

rose5) A Case of Perrier-Jouet champagne ($1,500)

Belle Epoque Rose’ is one of the finest champagnes in the world. With a beautiful clear glass bottle adorned with Japanese anemone flowers, that accent the pale pink color, this Rose’ is extraordinary with a price of around $1,500.00 for a case of 6. Pocket change.

4) A Walk-on Role in “Annie.” ($30,000)

Annie-cropJay-Z brought Annie to the streets in ’98 with “Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)” from the Vol. 2…Hard Knock Life album, which made him a superstar. Now, for $30,000, Jigga or any other rich rap mogul can a purchase a walk-on role in the Broadway production of “Annie.” The gift has to be for a little girl, who could play one of the orphans, but in addition to her big debut, she will get six tickets to the play and dinner with the producers. The 30-stack price also means a contribution to the Pedigree Foundation and the Pajama Program, which help both orphaned dogs and children.

cohiba-behike-56-13) Cohiba Behike Cigars ($115,000)

A limited edition box of Black Dragon Especial Cohiba Behike cigars will set a mogul back a mere $115,000 – a small price to pay to smoke some of the finest cigars in the world. These cigars would be great for passing around the nursery when the next rap heir is born, or for rolling only the finest weed. However, they are used, these bad boys average out to $1,150 a piece.

alessandra-ambrosio-victorias-secret-fantasy-bra-2012-vs2) Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bra ($2,500,000)

With so many lovely ladies in a rap mogul’s life, we had to pick out a special gift just for wifey.

Every year, Victoria’s Secret teams up with an amazing jeweler to create the Fantasy Bra. This year’s bra has a floral design with over 5,000 precious stones including rubies, emeralds, and pink and yellow diamonds.

1) A Trip to Outer Space ($200,000)

spaceRap moguls have made millions of dollars through their artistry, careful investments, and shrewd business moves. Having conquered this lowly planet, isn’t it time for them to see what else the universe has in store? For a mere $200 racks, about the cost of an Audemars Piguet watch, a rap mogul can travel space in a private shuttle. This would be a great gift for rap fans, too, because we can all stand around laughing, “Look at this fool… going into space!”

Special thanks to The Huffington Post and AllChristmas.fm for the inspiration.

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