There is finally good news to report for Ice and Coco. No, not that AP.9 was run over by a 23-horsepower lawnmower!
Its something else.
If ya think Ice and Coco are anywhere near breaking up or divorcing, you are WRONG. I’ve got the latest. One of my loyal spies works at LAX, the airport for all of California. Just Kidding. All of Los Angeles. And my people told me they saw Ice and Coco out there heading somewhere. And she could only describe their demeanor as being in a state of paradise. Now, she made it clear, they weren’t faking this state of euphoria and they weren’t acting, even though Ice is an accomplished thespian at this point. If I had to guess, I would say they don’t tune into Twitter or blogs. And they probably did what other normal humans do and worked on their issues privately.
That’s all I can say. I’m happier than a tornado in a trailer park!!!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry! -illseed.
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