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Boys and Girls
Pimps and Hos.
Christmas
is over and I have returned to my comeback trail. The biggest comeback
you will ever see in the history of all histories.
BODY. The body is the temple. It is the home of the
soul and the heart. The foundation of the boobs and ass. The glue of
the arms and legs and head and everything else that extends or
protrudes from it. The source of your own personal B.O. It is the one
thing that goes everywhere you go, and when it is at its best, so are
you.
So let’s get fit everybody. Stop talking about
the sh*t everybody. We are the fattest country in the whole wide world.
Fatter than Russia!! Work it. Shake it. Move it. Run it. Walk it.
Sweat it till it’s all wet and good. Till you look in the mirror butt
naked and say: “Oh my God, I look so dope. I’m so fine I could make
love to myself right now.” And then do it, cuz that will make you sweat
some more.
Part of making the world a better place is
feeling good about you. You feel good about you, then you feel good
about things and people and life. And what follows is you treat things
and people and life good and then they all treat you right back. It’s
a simple chain of events that never fails.
Today I ate or drank pasta, bread, two wine
spritzers, two glasses of water and some jelly beans. And I loved
every bit of it, but my ass is bigger than I want it to be.
Consequently, I spent way too much money today. I had two arguments
with people I adore, I can’t find the only shoes that go with the
outfit I want to wear tonight and I ran right into this huge pothole,
messed up my mama’s tires on her car. All because, I was disappointed
in myself for not keeping my word to myself to eat right and exercise.
I’m working on it. Pray for me. I’m praying for you.
YouTube: “macy gray slap a b####” and watch the first video of
my upcoming EP or hit www.thegraylife.com.
Thank you for your support.