DISCLAIMER:
All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.
THE DAILY WORD
www.f**ksolar.com.
Excuse the language, but the fans are going in right now.
Also, if you are wondering why the rumors are so late, well let me put you up on game. These AHH people need me past the rumors sometimes and I have to do some other stuff. SMH. Then, the rumors are late or lame. Soooooo…here is what I have.
ALICIA KEYS PREGGERS?
Jeez! I guess the Beyone rumors weren’t working so they moved over to Alicia? Well, here is the latest trash out of the can. Rumors are swirling that Alicia Keys is preggers by her man Swizz Beatz. Certainly, this is not confirmed or anything, but they have been an item for quite a while. Both of them are in the baby-age range so many there is some truth. Apparently some photographers started this rumor with a few choice images of A’s belly. Believe it when I see it.
Shout out to Swizzy – he’s being honored next week by SEASAC!
ALIVE!!!!!!!!
Bobby Brown is ALIVE, if you didn’t already know. To God, I was like, “Don’t be cruel!” We need Bobby!
STRAIGHT FROM USHER’S PEOPLE
1. Usher is a top priority globally for Jive Records.
2. His current single is #1 on the iTunes chart; #1 in the UK
3. His current album has been the #1 R&B album in country since it’s release on 3/30.
4. Usher currently has 2 songs in the Hot 100 chart in Billboard; OMG debuted at #14 and Hey Daddy is #25
5. Usher currently has 2 songs on the Mainstream/R&B chart: Hey Daddy is #2 and Lil Freak is #11
6. Sales of his VIP cologne have increased 25% since the album release
7. Usher’s confirmed to make several high profile performances within the next couple of weeks.
There’s more to say, but the sum of all of this is it would be great if you could correct the item (below) as it is “patently false.”
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER PICTURE
See why I don’t want to be famous? Not that I would ever be THIS famous, but a gal can’t even have a wardrobe malfunction on a beach.
Shout out to Joey Soprano
JAY-Z’S SECRET VERSE – MAYBACH MUSIC
Peep this:
BLAQUE GIRL GOT ARRESTED?
‘Blaque’ member Natina Reed was arrested in Atlanta! DAMN!
She went from this:
To THIS:
Natina Reed was like the new Left Eye’s (R.I.P.) at one point and headed up the R&B girl group Blaque. Now she has been arrested in her native Georgia for cocaine possession, disorderly conduct and freakin’ prostitution. She was a lil singer/rapper and an actor at one point. Slowly, reports are emerging that this may be bogus, but until then, it stands.
ILLSEED’S QUICKIES
Did I mention Bobby Brown is alive?
Nicki Minaj is denying the “butt pad” rumors.
What do you think of the new Drake song? I’m not really feeling that singing stuff like that.
Cam’ron is not talking anything about a Dipset reunion. In fact, he’s dodging that question.
Chelsea Handler has a real sex tape that she says she made as a joke. WHA? Well, it may be a joke since she is talking in a British accent, but its still a sex tape, boobs and all that.
EMINEM IS ON THE WAY
TOO MUCH TIME…
Soulja Boy must have too much time on his hand.
S-Curls and hair dye? Why do kids tat their face? Do they hate themselves? I consider myself ugly, but definitely not ugly enough to tat up my grill.
GLORIA VELEZ DISSES NICKI!
“If anybody else had put her out, or she was by herself it would have not popped off at all. No matter how much plastic surgery or injections in the butt.”
Doesn’t Glo have fake boobs?
I don’t care. Both Nicki and Glo look good to me and that’s all that matters since I’ll never have either.
CHURCH!
The “old” Nicki would say this.
GLORIA VELEZ, WE LOVE YOU!!!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
-illseed
WHAT: Rumors
WHERE: AllHipHop.com, MySpace.com/TheIllseed
HOW: Send your rumors and ill pics to illseed at allhiphoprumors@gmail.com.