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ILLSEED’S QUICKIES
Here are some quickies since most of the rumors are from yesterday, earlier today and stuff.
What’s this madness I hear? Baby Sham, Rah Digga, Rampage and Spliff Starr are no longer Flipmode? They are now called…The Famous Millionaire Squad (FMS).
I think with the talk of Foxy Brown getting out of jail early it was only natural that her wig get pushed back… Her album is now delayed until Feb of 08.
Juelz Santana is also supposedly going to drop in Feb of 08 with a new album! AYE!
Congrats to Jay-Z on hitting that No. 1 spot. Peace out Elvis! He sold 433k, Chris Brown pushed 301k and Cassidy squeeked in the Top 10 with 67k sold.
Shout out to Wendy Williams and Charlamagne…I checked them out yesterday and their show is funny. Wendy was talking about how she had these rumors on Lil’ Kim and they were thinking something was gonna happen to her. Wendy was there during the real era, before the blogger zone. (If she leaves New York, she should move to Delaware or Philly!)
Jay-Z did the Apollo last night. I didn’t hear anything crazy though. I heard Nelly, Diddy, Chamillionaire and Beyonce came out to enjoy the show. I heard Jigga performed with Nas, Beanie, Freeway, Bleek and the Young Gunz. Rumor has it, B got her groove on through the whole show. “Me give my heart to a woman – never,” Jay-Z once rapped.
I heard DJ Kay Slay is hosting the new Ray-J mixtape. Ray-J – Kay Slay…if Ray is a real rapper, he can go crazy with rapping those two names!
Boy George of the Culture Club has been formally charged with false imprisonment after he allegedly chained a male “escort” to a wall in his London apartment. I heard the escort was like, “Do you really wanna hurt me?”
Want to hear Katt Williams rap? Click here for “Shinin’” with Paul Wall and Mike Jones!
PEOPLE CONTINUE TO MOURN DR. WEST
Here is the latest on Dr. West, may she rest in peace.
John Legend:
“Dr. West wasn’t just the mother of a superstar. She was an accomplished, successful, beautiful woman in her own right. She raised and nurtured a brilliant son with the strength and resilience to follow his dreams and to turn tragedy to triumph. I pray that he continues to stay strong during these trying times.”
Roc-A-Fella:
How classy was it that the whole Roc-A-Fella site was shut down with just a memory in honor of Dr. West? Classy!
Oprah Winfrey set the record straight after reports popped up after people remembered that Dr. Jan bum was on her show in 2003.
“Oprah Winfrey did not personally introduce nor recommend Dr. Jan Adams to Donda West.”
The Discovery Channel had a whole TV series devoted to plastic surgery and pulled it because this dude was in it. Dr. Jan lost. Even a man having the name “Jan” is a loss. Read the story here.
Peep the vid of Kanye and his mom on MTV:
Last and certainly LEAST, Dr. Jan issued a statement on the whole ordeal.
“I want to first express my deepest condolences to the West family at a very difficult time. As a medical doctor practicing in this field, I hold sacred the bond of confidentiality that exists between the patient and doctor. Out of respect of the West family, and the absence of verifiable information, any comment without having first discussing that information with the family would be unprofessional.”
Dr. Jan will be OK, I heard there are openings in the kitchen at Denny’s making house salads. He won’t even be able to cut steak when this is all over. [Objective disclaimer: Although I am upset, I heard there are other things that will emerge on this where all the blame may not fall on Dr. Jan. Back to the regularly scheduled hate.] …And he has the nerve to talk about unprofessional…is malpractice and driving drunk professional?
I’M SO HOOOOOOOOOD (Remix)
AYO! There aren’t too many cats that can mess with Ludacris…
The Soul Train version is a better video though! 70’s bodysuits are SO HOOD!
RANDOM QUOTES
Paris Hilton on drunken elephants in Africa (AP):
“The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them. Last month, six wild elephants that broke into a farm in the state of Meghalaya were electrocuted after drinking the potent brew and then uprooting an electricity pole. There would have been more casualties if the villagers hadn’t chased them away. And four elephants died in a similar way three years ago. It is just so sad.” (I know Britney is getting big, but this is really disrespectful of Paris.)
JR Writer on rumors of Dipset breaking up (AllHipHop):
“All the rumors and gossip be confusing the people man. We’re the Dips. We’re family. Nothing can stop this movement.”
50 Cent on HATE (AllHipHop):
“What surprised me is that, there was a point where I was hearing people say that G-Unit was over. For a short period of time they kind of felt the 50 Cent backlash. They so closely associated with me there’s a point where they decided to go against you just for you winning so often. I’ve been a consistent winner for the last four years, it feels like 10. We’ve only been on since 2003.”
WHAT IS $168 MILLION WORTH?
Ever heard the phrase, “IT’S CHEAPER TO KEEP HER!!!” I wish Michael Jordan would have realized that because my home girl Kendra G. (Power 92 Chicago) hit me up with the details on Michael Jordan and Juanita Jordan’s severance package in their divorce. After 17 years of marriage it seems like Juanita Jordan stands to get more than $168 million in their divorce settlement according to the Sunday Times of London. The package is expected to include their seven-acre estate and rumors are circulating that Juanita Jordan may selltheir home to Kobe Bryant who may be a future Chicago Bull player. One also must ask, what is your peace of mind worth?
I AM NOT A PERVERT!
But, seriously…hasn’t pregnancy done Halle Berry well? Forty is the new 30…this has never been more true! I would never be so base as to call her “Halle B####.” I am a grown a$$ man and that sort of talk is for kids.
CHECK 50 CENT TALK ABOUT “AMERICAN GANGSTER”
LAUREN LONDON – I CREATE STANS!
Call me “Stan Stein.” I apologize to the family. I have knowingly created some stan fans that will certainly idolize, follow, create blogs and drool whenever they hear the name…Lauren London. Click here for the whole Ill Pics Dedication. (See a sample below.)
HOT!
The smile is beautiful!
TOMORROW, WE LOVE YOU!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!-illseedWHO: illseedWHAT: RumorsWHERE: AllHipHop.com, MySpace.com/TheIllseedHOW: Send your rumors and ill pics to illseed at ahhrumors@gmail.com.– allhiphop rumors