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EMINEM DOES BM?
There aren’t that many Eminem rumors to mention, but here is one that I thought was pretty funny. According to people over in Scotland, Eminem needed an extra layer of privacy last week at the “T in the Park” Festival. Apparently, Em needed to do a BM and cleared the entire backstage area of the concert to make sure he could go in peace. I heard that the toilet itself was pretty rank.
50 HAS ONE LAST TRICK FOR RICK ROSS?
I don’t know how true this is, but I am hearing a buzz that 50 Cent may take one more opportunity to strike at Rick Ross, who is blowing up the scene right now. Apparently 50 is going to allege that there is a ghostwriter for Rick Ross’ new album, Teflon Don. The album come out on Tuesday and people are looking forward to it. Will 50 do such a brazen move to Rozay now that the whole game seems to be down with the Bawse now? Oh yea, to be clear…I’m pretty positive Rozay doesn’t have a ghostwriter. He’s been consistent since before his first album.
ALICIA KEYS DUMPS MANAGER
Alicia Keys has parted ways with the management company that managed her career from day one. Wonder what the change is for? Here is the full statement.
“Jeff Robinson, CEO of MBK Entertainment Inc., and 12 time Grammy Award winner Alicia Keys have decided to change the structure of their business relationship. Robinson and Keys will continue to collaborate and produce future albums together through MBK/J Records while Alicia will now oversee all aspects of her own personal career. MBK Entertainment Inc. has been the management firm for Alicia Keys since she was a teenager-guiding every facet of her career, including the international success of her Grammy Award winning, multi-platinum albums, films and branding opportunities. Keys and Robinson have been partners for over a decade and would like opportunities to pursue other endeavors. Their decision is mutually agreed upon and amicable.
This decision will allow Alicia more control over all aspects of her career from singing and songwriting, to leading many business ventures and social causes. Keys’ company, AK Worldwide, will now have responsibility and oversight for Alicia’s touring, endorsements, sponsorships, licensing, new business development, television and film ventures. MBK, a multifaceted entertainment company with a film, television, publishing and independent marketing divisions, will have the opportunity to focus on developing the careers of new, young talented artists. The company will also delve deeper into the gospel music format with their newly formed Glory to Glory Records.”
OH YEAH, DREAM!
SHAQ FACE, FOOL! I forgot to give you this last week for the letter you sent after you got busted with the assistant!
Speaking of Shaq…they saying he may be going back to the Heat with Bron and Dwade! I’m about to jump on this bandwagon!
IS FLOYD SCARED OF THE PAC MAN?
I don’t know what to make of this mess. So, I have to ask: IS FLOYD FEARFUL OF FIGHTING MANNY PACQUIAO??
Man, they are calling Floyd a COWARD!? What!
ILLSEED’S QUICKIES
They say T.I. went and canceled his wedding to Tiny…at least for the time being.
Apparently, Gabourey Sidibe aka Precious has a crush on Trey Songz. I think Trey needs to give her s a shot.
D-12 album is on the way. Is it me or is SlaughterHouse the new D-12?
Wesley Snipes is going to jail. Pay your taxes, people.
I hope Jay-Z got his paper, because they are saying Live Nation is in trouble and may go out of business! The economy is killing these companies! Hopefully they pull out of it.
Lebron James has reportedly purchansed a $50 Million estate in Miami. Damn, I lost.
Eminem and Rihanna are set to do a video for “Love The Way You Lie” on Tuesday, they say.
Poor Pink! She was sent to the hospital after that harness busted during her circus act!
INJECTIONS GONE BAD!
Black woman and implants just don’t make sense to me. They are already well-endowed. This chick Pebblez has just taken it overboard, according to the rumors. Look at this.
EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY
A 20-year-old woman struck it rich recently! Not exactly, but she was at a yard sale and saw a trinket-looking pendant of Lebron James old team, the Cleveland Cavs. Apparently, one fan got a bit too emotional and put the thing on sale for $5! Vaneisha Robinson bought the thing and got the diamond studded pendant and found its worth about $10k! Talk about a come up! She’s the epic winner and the seller is the epic failure.
Here you go:
Some people in Cleveland simply aren’t thinking straight!Update: the woman that says she got it at a yard sale is now a suspect in a theft of the pendant. FAIL! Here is part of the story from the Associated Press:
WADSWORTH, Ohio — A woman who tried to sell a $10,000 pendant stolen
from a LeBron James business partner is a suspect in the case, police
said.The police incident report obtained Friday identified
Vaneisha Robinson, 19, of Akron, as a suspect in the receiving stolen
property investigation but didn’t elaborate. No immediate arrests were
made and police didn’t immediately return calls Friday.The white
gold diamond-studded pendant is in the shape of James’ basketball
jersey. Maverick O. Carter, the CEO for James’ marketing company, says
it was stolen from him three years ago.Robinson, an amateur
boxer, said she bought it four years ago for $5 at a yard sale, recently
got it appraised and put it for sale on eBay. She was on TV in
Cleveland on Tuesday discussing her surprise at its value.One day
later, she received a call and was invited to the Carter house and was
told James would be there to make a pendant offer she couldn’t refuse.
ButJames wasn’t there and a crowd of eight or nine people forced her to
give up the pendant, she said. “I was scared for my life,” Robinson told
WEWS-TV.
“They pretty much accused me, they threatened me,”Robinson said. “They told us that we weren’t going anywhere until they
got that pendant.”A woman called police about the commotion. In a
call posted on WEWS-TV, the caller told the 911 operator, “She was
pretty upset. I just kept walking just in case something was about to
happen.”Police Sgt. James Elchlinger said he was able to
determine that the item was one-of-a-kind and belonged to Carter. Police
were checking for a theft/loss report.SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END
This man, 64-year-old is an accused dog sexer and the name of his dog is Christie Brinkley after the model. Here is what the Miami Herald is reporting!
An Aventura man was arrested on Friday and charged with having sex with his dog, a Great Dane named Christie Brinkley.
Armand M. Pacher, 64, a former insurance executive, was booked into a Miami-Dade jail on a charge of animal cruelty, a third-degree felony punishable by up to five years in prison.
Pacher’s veterinarian in Gainesville reported him to police after an office worker called him to reschedule eye surgery for the 2 ½-year-old dog and Pacher talked about sex, according to an arrest warrant.
“She doesn’t seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it’s because I haven’t been as energetic lately and that’s why she’s not enjoying it,” he allegedly told the staffer when she asked about the dog’s health, the arrest warrant said.
Later, at the clinic, a veterinarian concluded that the spayed dog’s body had evidence of forced sexual activity, the warrant said. The doctor said the evidence could not have come from another dog, the warrant said.
Pacher’s attorney, Jeffrey W#####, said his client denies making the comment, and the allegation. He said the employeemisunderstood a wisecrack.
I hope that old coot was kidding! Get yourself a GILF, ya old perv!
MY GIRL KELLY IS LOOKING PRETTY GOOD!
WHAT’S GOING ON JAMIE?
Jamie Foxx recently got a gang of tattoos on his head. Strange! Is he trying to take over Birdman’s spot for the most tats on his skull.
LEBRON’S HOUSE
The good Folks over at Ice Dot Com published pics of Lebron’s new house, which is Pat Riley’s old house. WOW. Here are the pics.
MAYBACH MUSIC, WE LOVE YOU!
They
keep us talking, but if we
stop talking about them then
they should worry!