Hip-Hop Rumors: Tahiry's Photo Shoot! A Homeless Dipset? Epic Weather Fail!

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All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.

TODAY’S RUMORS!

THE DAILY TWO SENSE

I am warning ya’ll now, I am planning to take a week off. This move came at the urging of my good bud AJ22. I mentioned it and she confirmed that I deserve it. Guess what? I do! I don’t know if I am gonna pluck somebody from the IC or somebody from the AHH Staff. Personally, I would like to see somebody from the IC, because yall know what I do better than just about anybody. I don’t know when this will happen, but I will give you warning! What’s funny, I will probably still be on twitter goofing off.

REALLY AMY? TOO HIGH FOR SNOOP DOGG?

Snoop Dogg is not stranger to marijuana, but Amy Winehouse might have owned him on the drug tip. The pair were supposed to be working on a collaboration, but I heard it didn’t go as planned. Rumor has it, Amy was in Los Angeles last year and she just got way too high to function. They were working and the drugs allegedly took over the session and they didn’t finish. After that, Amy was supposed to return, but has problems with her VISA back into the States and nothing has moved since. I don’t see why they can’t email the session to Amy. Oh well.

POOR SCOTT STORCH

DAMN. This dude needs Nell Carter so somebody can give him a break. He sure deserves it. Dre…help the dude out! Pass around a collection plate!

Producer Scott Storch has been arrested for grand theft auto in Miami for violating the lease terms of a 2004 Bentley. The troubled entertainer posted bail shortly after he was apprehended. Storch was arrested on Friday after authorities maintained he failed to return the Bentley when it was supposed to go back to the owner in 2008. He started leasing the pricey vehicle in February of 2006, according to MTV News.

Atlas Leasing Company charges that the producer has caused them to lose about $65,000 in monies, because Storch had not turned over the car. He hadn’t been paying on it either, they assert. This is the latest in a series of financial woes for the producer who has been besieged with matters ranging from $500,000 in back taxes to delinquent child support to foreclosure on a $10 million mansion. Storch was unavailable for comment and no court date has been announced at press time.

WHO THE HELL IS USING JAY-Z’S FACE FOR A BOOK?

Some author named Olaudah Equiano?

There is some book called “The Interesting Narrative of the Life of Olaudah Equiano.” The damn cover is a picture of Jay-Z!!!! This dude is either a mutant of Jigga man or a fraud! Sic ‘em JAY!

It is kinda funny. Shout out to Gunsmoke Mafia.

LIL WAYNE ON HIS FIRST SEXUAL EXPERIENCES IN THE CLOSET

Lil Wayne explains his first sexual experience to playboy.com.

“I was 11 and the girl was 13. She had every board game you could imagine. I liked board games. We was playing Win Lose or Draw and on the board she wrote, “F**k me.” Now I was 11, and I didn’t even know it meant “intercourse.” I just knew it was a cuss word, so I was like, “Why is she cussing herself out?” She said, “Do you want to play ‘Press Your Luck’? Well, the game is in my closet.” She had a walk-in closet, so she said, “Go get it, it’s right to the right….” When I walk to the closet she came in and cut the lights off and took off my pants, and I remember my a** was cold up against the wall. I was like, “What the hell!?” When I tried to push her off me, I felt that she was naked also, so I just stepped back and let her do what she do.”

MFers start young, don’t they? LOL!

RIHANNA COMES BACK!

They are selling about 25,000 tickets for Rihanna’s comeback show! WHOO-HA! The tix are reportedly going on sale very soon. Nobody even knows where this damn thing will go down, but its about to go down. Chris Breezy has been doing his thing and now RiRi is getting back to biz. We’ll see…perhaps she should release a new song or something and get the promo going.

HULK HOGAN WILL KILL YOU

You probably saw this yesterday, but I had to post it again today. This is what Hulk Hogan told Rolling Stone about his divorce.

“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater [Florida] and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife… I totally understand OJ. I get it.”

I’m not mad at Hulk. I’d be p##### too!

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES

A lot of quickies…here we GO!

Click here to listen to this “Letter To Hip-Hop,” a classic lil, stupid story. Very funny!

Michael Vick has apparently scored a reality show as soon as he is situated. Former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich is looking like he’ll be on a reality show by NBC. Shameful!

Uh OH. Big Boi is a big time syndicate radio show host in the West Coast, but he’s also in NYC on Hot 97. Rumor has it, that might not be the case for long due to low ratings. We’ll see!

Heidi Klum and my homey Seal are expecting their 4th child according to sources. Shout out to Seal! He goes hard! P-Pause!

Nore is a wild dude. I heard he’s got a solo album coming called S.O.R.E. HUH?

Rumor has it Amalgam Digital is looking to sign Papoose, Uncle Murda, Cory Gunz, and a lot of other emerging rappers.

Here is an interesting rumor. I am hearing that Jay-Z is looking at Mickey Factz as a new act on Roc Nation. Crazy what a Honda ad can do.

I am hearing that people are going to get fired from one of the major labels for a series of bad rapper signings. I wont say the company, but it’s a doozie.

50 Cent is rumored to be set to release a new mixtape with a bunch of his new artists.

Why would Max B and Mazarati Fox be beefing? I don’t know really, but that’s just what I heard.

I didn’t know they were even working period, but rumor has it, Young B is nolonger working with DJ Webstar.

JHA JHA used to be called the 1st Lady of Dipset and then it all fell apart. Somebody told me that she may be homeless in Miami at this point. SMH…I hope not!

Tahiry is going to be on the last King cover. Oh well.

Yo…I love how everybody is doing the Top 5 Dead or Alive now. Yall cats are straight bitin’ the AllHipHop Series. No shame! Anyway, read Nicki Minaj’s Top 5 is RIGHT HERE!

THIS IS PHIL SPECTOR AND HE SCARES ME

YO. Dude is WAY more scarier than any rapper I can name. Just look at the eyes of a convicted murderer. Imagine sharing a cell with him. You would NEVER sleep!

Why they just prodding at 50? SMH.

EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY

SORRY DUDE. I know you are nervous and all that, but I have to just call you the fail of the day. Sorry…you are the worst weather man ever. If you got had a job after this airing, I would like to apply for a job with your company.

SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE END

Her name is Nadya Suleman, but you know her as Octomom. Well the mother of 14 – wow…14 kids – is looking to make a full power move. Octomom has filed two applications with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. Basically, she is looking to cake up off of the name that was given to her by the tabloids. She’s not even a real Octomom! That just based on the last batch of kids she had in Jan She had SIX more before the EIGHT! According to The Smoking Gun, she seeks to use the name for “products such as dresses, pants, shirts, and disposable and textile diapers.” Some people frown on he for trying to make a profit off of her welfare nightmare. I’m not so mad a her. She’s only doing what she is taught.

CHECK THIS OUT

We have to do something!

You ain’t hard, rapper. Count your blessings and don’t forget about the people less fortunate. “I walk for Jacob!”

CHRIS BROWN SAYS SORRY

Here is the song that they are saying is an apology to Rihanna.

EPIC WIN OF THE DAY: COMMON

Common was speaking to kids in Dayton, Ohio. Good stuff, brother!

JOE BUDDEN’S GIRL’S PIXGo Tahiry!

ILL PICS

I wasn’t working when this new cut broke so I have to go back to it. Last night, Cassie reportedly cut her hair again…you know, shaved the side. She’s keeping it.

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SCOTT STORCH & TAHIRY, WE LOVE YOU!!!