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STAY AWAY FROM G-UNIT, CONSCIOUS RAPPERS!
OK, 50 Cent is fully off the hook, because I have secondhand
information that says he had a lil’ party over the weekend. So, he
wasn’t getting detained, arrested or anything else about Yayo’s
situation over the weekend. This festive gathering 50 had coincided
with Justin TImberlake and Timbaland’s tour stop in Connecticut. So, at
the party, I heard there was a bevy of women there, about five babes
per one dude. Now, I heard that there was a bit of a stranger among
them, a well-known, well respected and loved conscious rapper (who
shall remain unnamed). Now, the rapper was there in an effort to chill
with the ladies or the cool dudes of G-Unit, but seemed to be a bit out
of place. [6]
Anyway, this rapper was popular at the 50 Cent party too, takes a few
flicks. Finally, he was either with a girl pal or attempted to scoop a
new one from the party. Now, he urged the fem to leave with him, but
she wasn’t trying to go. And, in an act that rivaled Rick James and
Charlie Murphy…she slapped him five times in a row. Pap! Pap! Pap!
Pap! Pap! He was clearly embarrassed and continued to urge her to leave
with him and even put her in a bear hug to remove her. I heard she
might have been a lil’ drunk or something, but I can’t really confirm
that. I heard that soon there after the rapper retreated to one of the
rooms in the mansion alone and broke down crying, very upset about the
ordeal. Now, there is nothing wrong with crying, but I’m going to leave
that alone. I’m actually a fan of this rapper so I’m, going to exercise
discretion on his behalf. It was a G-Unit Heartbreak.