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Hip-Hop Rumors: Video OF Crazy Jay-Z Fan! Serious Iverson Fail! And Signs!

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All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.

AHH IN SXSW!

VIDEO OF MAN GETTING TOSSED OFF STAGE

They racked that fool up like he was pool balls.

Thanks, Mr. Mannato!

JAY-Z AND BEYONCE TO THE WHITE HOUSE?

I don’t know what to make of this…but somebody told me that both Jay-Z and Beyonce were “summoned” to the White House for some sort of meeting. Nobody really knows what for…and frankly, if it actually happened.

FEMALE RAPPER GETTING BOOTY INJECTIONS

You know the female rapper is an endangered species, sort of like the Black man in real life. But, there is a rapper that I know (but can’t tell) who has been bubbling under the surface for years. She hasn’t had a lot of luck in the rap game but is looking to make drastic measures. She’s feeling like she’s “lackin’ in backin'” so she is considering injecting her butt to compete with rappers like Nicki. Fail.

SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END

What the hell is going on!? The Swiss people have a method of preventing teen pregnancy that’s making their boys looks pretty damn small…and sad. They are developing a line of condoms that are extra small for boys as young as 12. The government studied boys and determined that they were now having sex as early as 10-12 years old, where as in the 90’s it was 12-14. The kids don’t understand the real consequences of their actions and they don’t understand that they can have a baby as a baby. Soooooooooo…they decided to make a mini-condom for the lil guys. They are saying that these mini condoms are not going to come to the United States any time soon.

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES

LMAO! Jedi Mind Tricks did a recent show in the UK and they sent a message to some fans. “Stop throwing things at me. You WILL get hit back. I’m not a fa**ot! I’m not Atmosphere!” LOL! Atmosphere got dissed for what?

For all that Ja Rule has done for you all and you couldn’t freakin’ come to his birthday party!?

Somebody has put the ky-BOSH on DMX’s gospel show. A dog can’t learn a new trick now?

EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY

Daaaaaaamn! When it rains, it pours! Allen Iverson’s wife has filed for divorce and guess what? The Sixer did too! They released the big homey out of his deal. This all comes on the heels of him taking a leave to care for his daughter. But, what they say happened…he was doing some partying down south and got caught. “It has been very difficult for Allen and the team to maintain any consistency as he tries to balance his career with his personal life,” said some brass at the Sixers. Meanwhile, his wife said their relationship was “irretrievably broken” after over 8 years. I feel bad for AI, since I was glad to see him come back to the 76ers. Damn shame. I have my umbrella though.

I DON’T CARE WHAT A HATER SAYS!

She looks good!

WHITE HOUSE, WE

LOVE YOU!!!

They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about

them then they should worry!

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