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EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY
I think I am going to start off with some funnies. People need to lower their blood pressure and relax. Now, this here isnt exactly funny unless you have a demented streak as long as 95-South. (Waves!) Still, I couldnt stop laughing at this one. Her last words were, OK no more pushing. And he pushed.
But why did she let go? Ultimately this is why that was a fail.
WHAT DRE WANTS, DRE GETS
Have you seen the new commercial for Dr. Dre’s headset or a computer or something? Whatever it is, I know this,…Dr. Dre is in it. But, here is the funny thing. I heard Dr. Dre is so hard at work on Detox that he didn’t want to leave his house to film the commercial. Apparently, Dre is recording this thing on an island out in Hawaii or something and wanted the whole crew to come to him to tape it. Then when they got there, it took them about 2 days for him to come out. On top of that, he didnt want to wear the hi-tech uniform that he rocked in the ad.
THE ILLUMINATI TALKED TO FOXY BROWN?
Did Foxy Brown get arrested on purpose to promote an appearance, an album and other assorted things like leather skirts? I’m just saying. And then she did something that was even more baffling! She got on MTV and praised Nicki Minaj! LMAO!!!! Now, you know Foxy was two shakes of a big butt away from disssing Nicki Minaj earlier this year. What changed? Who knows? There are rumors that Nicki bailed her out of jail. And then there is the good old fashioned Illuminati… who knows!
I want to speak to her stylist.
KANYE AND HIS DEVILISH GALS
I know the Illuminati people are going to have a field day with this one. I was peeping Radar to the Rap and they have a break down from an observer that was on the set of Kanye’s video for “Power.”
In a coming video for his single Power that was created by the artist Marco Brambilla, Mr. West is seen standing imposingly with a heavy chain around his neck. As Mr. West raps the camera slowly zooms out in one continuous, unedited take to reveal him in a classical structure, surrounded by female attendants who are partly or entirely nude; some kneel before him on all fours, others wear devil horns and still others are suspended upside down from the ceiling. The Sword of Damocles hangs precariously over Mr. Wests head, and behind him an unseen executioner is preparing to strike him with a blade. (ArtsBeat was allowed to watch a portion of this video but was not permitted to post it.)
SOULJA BOY’S BIRTHDAY PARTY?
Soulja Man has a party. I have to know…when is dude going to change his name to Soulja MAN. Anyway! The lil guy is now 20 years old. Should be be thinking about his moniker switch next month? Rumor has it one of the New Boyz was in the men’s – or girl’s – bathroom having sex with a girl. I don’t know which of these skinny jean wearers did it, but that’s the rumor. There’s nothing more than that other than the people had a lot of fun. Oh yea, I heard Pinky the Porn Star is still rapping and she performed at Soulja Boys birthday. I heard she sucked. Now, Im going to let you decided which sort of sucked I mean.
CALVIN FROM “227” IS A THUG?
Do you remember this upstanding young man? He’s Calvin from the great show “227.” Well, Calvin (I don’t know his real name) has grown up to be a thuggish ruggish holmes.
And here he is now looking like a broke rapper.
THEY WANT ‘CLEF!!!
Wyclef may not officially be running for president of Haiti, but they sure seem to want him there!
Dame Dash’s crib sold faster than the flash yesterday.
To pay those taxes ($11 million), Chris Tucker is simply going to sell his house in Floriday, not work harder. SMH.
Nicki Minaj was recently barred from Canada, but I heard another rapper is about to have the same issue trying to get to Caribana.
The Crips got mad that Snoop dissed the other Crip Sets outside of Cali. Damn. Snoop got a lot of security though. Who will win?
Lady Gaga is reportedly helping Amy Winehouse out on her comeback album. Will Nas?
Ellen DeGeneres has left American Idol and Diddy wants in.
Archie Bunker is being edited out of Rick Ross BMF on the clean version. Somebody needs to protest. Archie Bunker was a good, White working class man that was the opposite of PC.
HERE IS MY HOMEY .
MIKEY T .AND HI STREET RUMORS!
For those that dont know Mikey T is WHITE. (((GASPS))) Thats right. Now what, hoe cakes?! LOL! Mikey T is so hood, he doesnt need editing even when he need editing! Get yo bread up!
Whats popping its the kid Mikey T The Movie Star
New Single Featuring French Montana & Gucci Mane Look to Akon to pair these two for his upcoming album it’d kill 2 birds with one stone , Akon is a Business man the music business has Gucci Mane an Montana is on Deck
Shouts to Tone Trump Tony Dropping August 1st Trump is From Philly an has been steadily doing his thing & cirulating. speaking of new singles looking like R.Kelly is dong some work on the set of Transformers 3 , this is going to be big . (no cameo in the film by R. Kelly)
Lots & Lots of Dipset Releases Vado & Cam , Jimmy Jones Sept 28th Pray 4 Reign Follow Up which is Dropping on E1 for those of you that didn’t know ….we gon be rocking out to Dipset This winter
Not To related to music news …PunkD Star Ashton Kutcher is looking to get his recent comedy to have the title “Fuck Buddies” will it get released with such a title ..TBD
Lindsay Lohans friends actually think she’ll come out of jail with a Grammy worthy record (LMAO yea fucking rite) Holla at me soulja boy !! @MTMovieStar i’m just in the loop holla at the kid
THIS VIDEO WILL GET EVERYBODY MAD!
The media is evil and people are goofy! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, what YOU gotta say about the video? LMAO! RUN TELL THAT!!!!!!!!
HIP-HOP HOOOOOORAY! RICK ROSS FINDS A FOE!
Rapper Freddie Gibbs, who once upon a time was in AHHs Breeding Ground, has come out and dissed the one known as the Teflon Don, MC Hammer and Big Meech ROZAY – your hero and mine. Here is what he had to say:
That dude makes good records, but I just can’t support no bold-faced lying on records. I guess he’s entertaining people. It’s like a movie, like ‘Scarface.’ He can have that fake lane. I’ll stay in the real lane. We got a non-fiction lane of rap, that’s how I’m looking at it now. So you got that fiction lane over there where they’re doing all them. I do the non-fiction, the autobiography, the real shit.”
Freddie is actually very talented. Support dude!
HE SHOULDA BEEN PLAYING EMINEM!!!!!!!
A WHITE man was punched in the face for playing rap music. What is the world coming to! Hip-Hop is the great unifier right? Its stronger than religion, right? Its rights for its rights to party and parties for the right to fight! NO. Peep the story from the New York Daily news.
A Florida man says he was the victim of a racially motivated attack Monday, when he was punched by a black teenager for listening to rap music.
David McKnight, 22, was playing the song Wasted by Gucci Mane when, he says, he was confronted by 14-year-old Joshua Lamb, WFTV.com reports.
“The argument involved the black male suspect saying, You shouldn’t be listening to rap music because you’re white,’ ” said Palm Bay police spokeswoman Yvonne Martinez.
When McKnight, who is Caucasian, refused to turn off the music, Lamb and a group of friends assaulted him.
“I couldn’t get away fast enough,” McKnight told WFTV. “One of them spit on me, punched me, knocked me down … I got a couple of kicks in from a couple of them.”
McKnight told police Lamb was with at least seven others.
On the serious tip, thats just silly and downright racist and coonish. Stop it!
AARON HALL SPEAKS ON R. KELLY STEALING HIS STYLE
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