This just came across my desk! Santa Claus has been arrested! Jolly Ol’ St. Nick was down in Texas with the kids, seemingly just doing his thing. All of a sudden, a snitch or The Grinch told the laws in Austin that he was doing something sinister and illegal. What was Santa Claus doing to get arrested so close to Christmas? Seems like writing on the sidewalk in chalk is a deed worthy of arrest! They even did it down there in front of kids. One of the kids even said he wanted “Peace” for Christmas. So much for that! Peep it!
I love how Santa slipped in there that the cops aren’t on the nice list anymore. Here is a vid of a peaceful Santa moments before the arrest.
I guess Texas is a “police state” now.
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