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WTF News: Snake in Toilet Bites Mans Penis


A Ghanaian man found himself in a sucky situation (pun intended) when a “big black snake” bit the tip of his penis on a public toilet Wednesday.

Via the Huffington Post:

Kwabena Nkrumah, 34, said the pain was intense, and that he ran out of the public toilet screaming, “Snake! Snake! Snake!” which in turn caused others using the facilities to panic and flee, according to Ghanaweb.com.

Nkrumah told a local radio program that he thought that the pain on his penis was normal, until he looked down and saw the snake.

The public toilet was reportedly “in a deplorable state,” even without the snake problem.

Although this story is a rare exception, snake bites don’t usually make the news. Men who bite snakes, on the other hand, can be pretty memorable.

So, a snake wanted some of that snake…sorry, couldn’t resist. The real question is, why the hell was there a snake in a public restroom?!

  • TEE TWIN CITY

    Damn USA not so bad we just deal with political snakes

  • johnblacksad

    so he got his snake bitten huh? no homo of course

    • Rmfag

      I don’t bite.

  • Obi Won

    “Nkrumah told a local radio program that he thought that the pain on his penis was normal, until he looked down and saw the snake”
    Nigga u better Wrap it up..lol

    • RapItUp

      LMAO!!

    • Freebe Jackson

      penis pain is normal for this guy ….

      • Rmfag

        He may be going through male menopause.

    • Rmfag

      He may be screwing too much manhole.

  • RapItUp

    ..

    • Rmfag

      I agree, don’t use teeth.

  • Tom Sheppard

    how is any penis pain normal?! lmao!!!! I got a good laugh off that one

    • Rmfag

      Try turning inside out like I do sometime.

  • scullyson

    Ouch

  • ZUBU

    #1 Reason why you look down before you sit down.

    • Rmfag

      Or sit the other way while peeing.

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  • Jayson C Williams

    He thought the pain on his d1c was normal? Foh

  • Executive

    Dead!!!

  • Planethiphop

    Haha couple of funny things:

    “he thought that the pain on his penis was normal, until he looked down and saw the snake”

    Whats wrong with this dudes dick? Serious venereal situation there. How bad would a snake bite hurt? I gotta imagine alot so this dude must of been somewhat used to dick pain.

    Okay second question, how big was this snake? I hear of spiders being under toliet seats, even though i live in America i 70% of the time check the bottom off the lid to make sure a spider doesnt get a sneaky bite on my bag/ass. I never woulda figured a snake could live in the toliet. I gotta imagine its like a gardener snake, or a small poisonous one which is painful to think of, cause when i got bit by a rattlesnake when i was in Texas my hand blew up to like 3 times the size and got all black/started dying. If my nuts were to do that i dont think i could remain calm. F*cking doctors would need to knock me out.

    Screw Ghana, poor people gotta dodge toliet snakes. “Big Black Snake” sounds poisonous. Also sounds big hah so them fangs did a number on his bag im sure. No way he looked down right? BIg black snake, how do you miss that.Hopefully he took a doot on that snake to teach it a lesson before he keeled over dead from the nut poison. Dunno what this has to do with Hip Hop but its a good story man.