By illseed
DISCLAIMER:
All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.
YESTERDAY’S RUMORS
Hip-Hop Rumors: Amy Winehouse ARRESTED? The Jay-Z / Jewish Connection!
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Hip-Hop Rumors: Sorry Lil' Mama! Who Dissed Luther? Diamond & Scrappy-Happy?
TODAY’S RUMORS!
DID JAY GET MARRIED TO BEYONCE?
I don’t know. I mean for God’s sake…how interesting is this jibba-jabba about Jigga? Anyway, somebody decided to say that Beyonce and Jay got married on his birthday of December 4 in a small private ceremony. These people can’t even use the bathroom without getting seen, much less married. Anyway, they supposedly have tats on their ring fingers to indicate they are indeed ONE! If they got married, it would be cool. They seem like the genuine article and I love Black love. No slight to any other love – be it White, Chinese, Russian, Thug, Pet, Groupie or otherwise. - This is the 3,000, 000,000th time this rumor has popped up.
SCARFACE STARS IN A MOVIE!
I know some of you don’t care about Scarface, because you might be a lil’ too young to remember his first CD, but he’s the realest. I say all that to say this: he’s still here. Not only does he have a new CD, MADE, but he’s also stepping into the movie world. From what I understand, Scarface is going to appear in a new film. The film is called Devil's Candy and he’s in there with a fly chick! If I am not mistaken, he recently wrapped up shooting this month and it should be completely finished in the first quarter of 2008. I don’t know anybody else on there, but that’s what up.
IN REMY’S DEFENSE – “SHE DIDN’T EAT THE BOX”
You already read Remy’s denial about a supposed lesbian lover, but here is more for you to punctuate that from somebody that knows of the chick (the letter is unedited):
Ayo illseed that b***h that was saying she know remy and remy did such and such..that b***h is a liar..she aint never chilled in castle hill a day in her life..she's from mount vernon ny she used to be a slide in the hood and wasn't a lesbian untill 1000 dudes slawed her out. that b***h never met remy ...she aint even from the f**king bronx..only reason why I'm airing her out is because I'm tired of seeing broke a** ppl reaching for attention on the net..then when these rappers snatch they ass up they can't stand the rain..shorty lucky I forgot her whole goverment name...
GOT DAMN! BRITNEY’S 16 YEAR OLD SIS IS PREGGERS!
Britney Spears 16-Year-Old Sister Jamie Lynn – WITH CHILD. Let me address something here. A few of you have objected to the coverage of rumor and crap about non-Black celebs from a Black site. OK. Think about this now. First of all, would you object to a “White” site covering Black stuff…say…tmz. Secondly, why should I just put Black stars on blast like they are the only ones doing stupid stuff and wildin’ out like animals. With that said…
Britney Spears little sister Jamie Lynn had a pregnancy scare back in July and know her fears come to life. The father of the lil’ Spears embryo is none other than 19-year-old Casey Aldridge, a guy she met in church. Anyway, shout out to the Spears Family and Jamie for getting her tabloid on to OK! Magazine.
YOU MAD AT OPRAH?
Rumors has it “the folks” is mad at Oprah, ‘cuz she “be” supporting that Barack guy! Well, let it be known, then! Apparently, her fans don’t care for the way Oprah has decided to get into the political arena. Well? What? You want her to give you advice about what to eat, buy and all this other stuff, but not who to vote for. You trust Oprah with everything else, but NOT when she makes a bold move and supports the person she feels is best qualified as the president? HOGWASH. That’s the real “you” coming out and its what Dr. Cornel West once spoke about POLITICAL COURAGE. Its going to be a different ballgame for Oprah and I COMMEND HER.
MR. BIGG IS IN JAIL!
I personally put up an appeal for Ronald “Mr. Bigg” Isley NOT to got to jail. I now see that those efforts were way in vain. He’s in JAIL! He went in quietly with little fanfare. Now his wife is talking to Sister II Sister magazine to give the latest on Ron. You know, he has the longest running career in music EVER…even more than James Brown before he died. No lie…and he’s in jail, sentenced to 37 months on tax evasion.
His wife Kandy said the following:
“It's a blessing where he's at because so many people look up to him and admire him. So you're right. He is in there signing autographs and he's doing fine.”
“I can't sneak nothing in there, but he says the food is good. It's not like they bring a special meal or something out to him. It's a variety of foods and he picks the appropriate foods. He's exercising. He walks around. They have a track there. So he does that every day.”
“His case is on appeal and it should be coming up the end of the year and we're pressing and believing in God that He will come through for him. He always has come through for Ronald. I've watched Him come through for him and that's what we're believing.”
THE NEW A-TEAM?
John Singleton is loving the revamping and revitalization of old stuff, eh? There was Shaft, Powerman / Luke Cage rumors and now The A-Team? The acclaimed director is bringing the 80’s cult classic back to theaters all over the place. RISKY MOVE. Now, one thing that might work is that they are saying that Mr. T will still play B.A. Baracus. There is a rumor that ICE CUBE might be cast in that role. NO. Don’t you DARE! Ice Cube has been the angry Black man for years and years, but it would be CRIMINAL for him to attempt to replace the iconic Mr. T. Not only would it be a crime, but it wouldn’t be fair to set Cube up for the failure like that. Its like performing after KRS-One…you can’t win!
ILLSEED’S QUICKIES
From what I understand, the Toure interview of Bow Wow and Omarion was supposed to “punk” the guys. It didn’t go as expected, clearly. I knew Toure was a lil better than that, even though some say he’s known to puff puff and not pass.
On that T.I. song “Do You,” it seems that Tip might be going at Shawty Lo, not Luda. Some say he is going at Luda AND Shawty Lo. Oh, somebody said hee’s talking to Gucci Mane. Man, I don’t even know or care! Beef is wack!
Another Diamond/Scrappy sighting in ATL. It helps that they live there. They like each other so much, they got to the corner store together.
Charles Oakley, one of the great Bulls, was arrested yesterday after Georgia police felt he was driving erratically. He wasn’t drunk so they hit him with the impaired driving charge. WOW.
I have to ask you all. Do you want to read about a B2K expose from somebody extremely close to the group? I just want to know so that I don’t start putting stuff on the page that you aren’t going to read. Let me know!
Man, I was the first to tell y’all Pleasure P was leaving the Ricky Pretty boys. Lookie here. Now, they are looking for a new member.
Chingy has a fragrance coming out? Rappers have GOT to be more creative with their business ventures. His is called Confident. Does not apply to SoundScan.
Soulja Boy has a new dance called the “Swag.” He’s officially made a career-ending mistake.
You think Destiny’s Child should get back? Only if Kelly can be in the middle.
RANDOM QUOTES
Rihanna on her relationship to Beyonce [Allure]:
“She’s Beyonce, and I’m (her) new protegee. When we see each other we say hi. We’re not enemies, but we’re not `friends’ friends.”
Jaheim on the success of people like Rihanna and Ciara [AllHiphop.com]:
“I don’t think they have more success than me. Some of those people you might not see next year. You never know who is on their knees doing what they have to do to get to the next step. You see, I’m not good at a** kissing.”
ILLVIDEOS
My boy Tif sent me this new video for “Glory,” which is a Lupe song off one of his mixtapes. Shout out to Kamal Robinson and Jameel Saleem of Rogue Lion Films!
JAY-Z IS THE NIGERIAN GANGSTER!
There are a lotta these Jay-Z remixes going around. This guy named Kid Konnect remixed Jay-Z with Nigerian Gangster. I’m not mad at this at all and its high time somebody remixed it with something that wasn’t with a Euro-sensibility. Here are my favorites:
“Pray”
Since Jay didn’t rap to his acapella there are a few slight nuances where it goes off beat, but its pretty tight. I like, I like!
“Fallen”
“Success” f/ Nas
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END
Remember the little girl that got shot seven times protecting her mother against a demented, psychotic boyfriend? Unfortunately, that lil’ girl is clinging to life as of press time. It has been two weeks and Lil’ Alexis remains in critical condition and blind in her right eye, according to the AP.
In addition to losing her right eye, Alexis was shot in the chin and jaw. Several days after the shooting, the little girl, her face horribly swollen and wrapped in bandages, stirred and squeezed her mother's hand.
Her mother is no slouch either. She was shot in the head and chest, dangerously close to an artery. That dude that shot these two is such a bloody coward. Most people that rely on guns are cowards. Operative word is “rely.” Oh, well…that’s my opinion. Prayers are with her and her family.
AND THEN THERE WAS PRODIGY!
Well, who am I to speak when P of Mobb Deep is teaching his boys how to bus their shotguns. I mean, isn’t this what America teaches? Charlton “From my cold, dead hands” Heston would love this!
HERE IS BOW WOW MENTIONING JAY-Z!
I know its petty, but Wow Bow doesn’t need to mention Jay-Z on any fronts. He can’t even mention Large Professor or something. Lookie here, Bow Wow sold three million records and doesn’t think he is respected. Sounds like a personal problem to me.
I’m outta here like my pimp Spock. (Thanks KTULU!)
TOMORROW, WE LOVE YOU!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
-illseed
WHO: illseed
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