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The R.Kelly Interview (Parody)

Saturday, September 20, 2008 7:21 PM | 132 comments
By illseed

DISCLAIMER:


All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.


THIS IS A PARODY!


R.Kelly has been a lightening rod of controversy for years!


There are people that feel he is sexual predator with an appetite for the ladies of the underage type. And there are others that feel he is a misunderstood genius that has been targeted and singled out…for whatever reason. Lastly, there are those that laugh and create satire of the whole ordeal.


Comic actor Lil’ Duval didn’t exactly like the way R.Kelly’s exclusive interview went down.


He simply cut his own, instead of complaining about the way BET host Toure did his job.


Here is a hilarious parody of the R.Kelly interview.


Again: people are stupid (sorry intelligent people) so I reiterate - THIS IS A PARODY.


THE R, WE LOVE YOU!


They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!

-illseed

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Comments

 

Tommy K. said:

SMH...
September 20, 2008 7:32 PM
 

Layne90043 said:

...when you say teenage how old are we talking? i cant believe folks in the background...the camera man...the light dude...whoever else didnt bust up laughin off camera...bcz when he said that...man i know its not funny but i haaaadddd to laugh. i could not believe this nigga said that...how old are we talkin???...TEENAGE, fool!!!!!!!!!! Toures face in the original is classic...

sad though....
September 20, 2008 7:46 PM
 

A-Town said:

LMMFAO
September 20, 2008 7:46 PM
 

MoonchyldTwy said:

death to Kellz
September 20, 2008 7:59 PM
 

Str8_2_tha_bank said:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY TEENAGE............... WHAT THA, WHAT THA FUC, R U FUCKING SERIOUS, NO REALLY IS THIS NIGGA SERIOUS. i'M TELLIN YA'LL SOMETHINGS EITHER IN THE WATER OR THE FOOD IN CHI-TOWN. YOU HAVE YUNG-BIRD, KANGAYE WEST AND ROBERT "CHESTER" KELLY. SOMEONE PLEASE GEORGE BUSH THE BUTTON ON THE CHI. CALL FEMA THIS IS A STATE OF EMERGENCY!!!!! DETROIT EQUVILANT TO SOUTH AFRICA AND CHICAGO EQUVILANT TO HAITI......REAL TALK, NO IM SERIOUS!!!!
September 20, 2008 8:07 PM
 

DJ TEKNISION said:

THAT'S CLASSIC RIGHT THERE!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN TEENAGE GIRLS?  WTF?

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September 20, 2008 8:08 PM
 

Haughville said:

lmao
September 20, 2008 8:43 PM
 

DC CA$HVILLE said:

"It doesn't matter."

-Dumbass R.Kelly

Peace and more hair grease,

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September 20, 2008 8:44 PM
 

Savy_Da_Boss said:

Kellz.....Kellz....Kellz................................................................................................................................................................SMH.........................Ima pray for ya dog.......................Ima pray 4 ya!


September 20, 2008 9:00 PM
 

yung swaga said:

dat nigga duval a fool lmao gotta put dat shit on my myspace o an man wen he said how old is teenage wen i saw da bet r kelly speak u dont know how hard i was rollin lmao
September 20, 2008 9:12 PM
 

hasheesh said:

R kelly is a Fuckin wierdo
September 20, 2008 9:20 PM
 

theillseed said:

this is classic
September 20, 2008 10:15 PM
 

ya future father said:

what up ya'll doin this shit looks weird on a psp
September 20, 2008 10:26 PM
 

AreRaY said:

SMH..Nigga Please...Kellz Got Sonned That's How the Real Interview Should Have Went...
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September 20, 2008 10:28 PM
 

Napoleon Solo said:

He married Aaliyah at 15... I don't know where the 19 comes from.
In the UK he would have gone to jail for that in itself.
September 20, 2008 10:30 PM
 

T-ROC said:

That shyt WAS dumb funny.
September 20, 2008 11:12 PM
 

theillseed said:

who said he married aaliyah at 19? lol...thats a new fool right there.
September 20, 2008 11:23 PM
 

getmoney2 said:

That was some funny shit. lmao

see the EXTENDED VERSION
HTTP://WWW.MYGHETTOTV.COM
September 20, 2008 11:23 PM
 

SEARS TOWER said:

YES I MUST SAY IT WAS SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT

BUT IT ALSO SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.
NOW WE ARE LIVING IN ARE WORLD WHERE THERE ARE MEN LIKE R. KELLY WALKING AROUND.

WHO LIKE LITTLE GIRLS.. YET AND STILL ITS PARENT WHO GOING OUT HERE AND DRESS THEIR LITTLE GIRL UP TO LOOK LIKE LITTLE KIM

WE ARE LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE OUR KIDS ARE DEVELOPING RIGHT B4 OUR EYES..

BUT YET AND STILL WE LAUGH AT SHIT LIKE THIS!

HOW IS THIS FUNNY?

WHERE IS THE JOKE

WE OUR LAUGHING AT A 40 YEAR OLD MAN HAVING SEX WITH A 14YEAR OLD GIRL.. WHO HAS NO BUSINEES BEING WITH THE MAN IN THE FIRST DAMN PLACE...

SO I THINK WE NEED TO CHECK THE PUNCH LINE AGAIN.

CAUSE THIS SHIT AINT FUNNY ITS SICK..


HERE'S SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAwYq6_92a0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR0FRHd62GU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVnkO-EHEOc



September 20, 2008 11:40 PM
 

malverde said:

haha funny shit   but i still feel he should have been found guilty or treated lik how micheal jackson was treated   instead of being da guy who still sells platforms and verge of redoing it
September 21, 2008 12:23 AM
 

MAINE MAN said:

This nigga!!!!...wow!!!
September 21, 2008 12:37 AM
 

theillseed said:

thx sears tower...appreciate that. but somehow, i didnt get the humor in what you deemed as funny. you might wanna get that looked into.
September 21, 2008 12:53 AM
 

djbrratt said:

Lil’ Duval  sad exactly what we all were thinking
September 21, 2008 1:17 AM
 

Gemini205 said:

LMAO!! I caught this on You Tube a few hours ago. I'm surprised it was posted here so quickly. I had the same reaction Duval had, thinking this man can't be serious with these bogus half assed answers. SMH. The interview was pointless and didn't clear the air about anything. Hell, even his die hard fans know he did it.
September 21, 2008 2:00 AM
 

jubilee.shine said:

"i am the straw that stirs the drink"
September 21, 2008 2:27 AM
 

Die2Live said:

The sad part is that this shit happens everyday and if he wasn't to do this shit he would have went down as my generations Marvin Gaye..............DAMN NIGGA YOU PISSED.......well.....U got people mad and disturbed when they see you.........PS...12 play album still go though!!!
September 21, 2008 2:54 AM
 

SlickVision said:

That cat need help, ASAP!
Good comedy clip though!! Thats funny!
September 21, 2008 4:29 AM
 

Kappagem said:

hilarious...
September 21, 2008 4:42 AM
 

JohnnyACE562 said:

September 21, 2008 5:33 AM
 

Shifty_UK said:

R.kelly needs Jesus.

he know what he is look how fukin guilty he acts and goes on the defensive
September 21, 2008 6:05 AM
 

El Terrible said:

I think R Kelly is scum, so I ain't gonna condone what he's done, but here some food for thought for all of y'all.

R Kelly is an international artist, which means he travelled the world performing.

The age of consent is not the same in every country, I understand the laws in the USA vary from state to state.

If R Kelly came to the UK he could quite easily got to a lap dance club and get a dance from an 18year old.

Many men from the USA come to the UK and do the same, whether they realise or not.

I guess what I'm saying is, yes he is wrong, but society sends a lot of mixed messages too, we used to have 16 year old girls in our Daily newspaper "The Sun" showing their breasts, now the age has been raised to 18.

61 year old Ronnie Woods of the rolling Stones recently ran off with a 20 year old waitress.

Anyone remember seeing Britney in her schoolgirl outfit? How wrong was that, bearing in mind she was being depicted in a sexual manner?

I remember the tabloids in the UK showing pictures of a 15 year old Anna Kournikova playing tennis a selling her as a sex symbol; bear in mind the average age of a Tabloid newspaper reader in the UK is probabaly about 35.

Society has many ills, and I'm not saying R Kelly  should be the example, but this should be our wake up call!
September 21, 2008 6:23 AM
 

SEARS TOWER said:

theillseed said:
thx sears tower...appreciate that. but somehow, i didnt get the humor in what you deemed as funny. you might wanna get that looked into.
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September 21, 2008 6:58 AM
 

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September 21, 2008 7:12 AM
 

Dirk Dingler said:

@ Sears, who is this "they" and "he" that Farrakhan is talking about? White people? I think thats deflecting the blame where it should go and that is right on US as a people. No scientist are poisining our water or purposely targeting blacks for disease. If we onlymake up 13% of the population how could they specifically target us without harming whites? Maybe I misunderstood what he was saying but thats what I took from that.
September 21, 2008 8:36 AM
 

DrDahnDahlas said:

Mmmm...mmm...mmm...

The real interview showed the world how DUMB Robert Kelly really is...Which is really SAD...

Get help bruh!!

Now...To the parents of all these hot-in-the-azz young girls, who consistently lie about their age to see older men, PUT A DAMN LEASH ON YOUR KIDS SO NIGGAS LIKE R.KELLY WON'T HAVE A CHANCE TO SEE THEM...SPEND MORE QUALITY TIME WITH YOUR DAUGHTERS INSTEAD OF DROPPING THEM OF AT THE MALL...COMMUNICATE WELL WITH YOUR DAUGHTER'S FRIEND'S PARENTS WHEN THEY HAVE "SLEEP OVERS"...
September 21, 2008 8:48 AM
 

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September 21, 2008 9:15 AM
 

SagNasty989 said:

I agree with one of the posts from the UK i believe. Check this out, and I'm not justifying kellz sickness perverted behavior...but society embraces the concept of fantasizing to have sex with underage girls...just look at many of these playboy magazine and other magazine shoots with pictures of grown women with lolipops and school girl uniforms! what message is being sent to the consumer and to society? that's its ok to fantasize of having sex with an eight grade school girl? ALSO!! there are a serious of perverted adult films called "extreme teen" and "max hardcore school girls" that role play adults having sex with little girls. its disgusting and I believe they went to court over this and unfortunately the constitution allowed these film companies to continue..well maybe I shouldn't say unfortunately because i do love our amendments but its bogus what we as a society try to crucify but in hindsight what we also accept and allow
September 21, 2008 10:09 AM
 

MissDallasTx214 said:

R. Kelly: "Don't listen to the people that were fired, don't even listen to the people who were hired"

Lil Duval: "That doesn't make any sense"

R. Kelly: "Does it matter"

-lmaooooooooooo that shit was hilarious, omg Im over here in tears! I feel bad because the situation involves someone's daughter but damn, lmao.
September 21, 2008 10:31 AM
 

WhutTheeHail said:

@ Sears Tower

Damn fam -- Those videos are messed up. Especially that second one where the little girl was molested on the back of the bus. The State of Ohio needs to re-evaluate their laws.

@ the video

Duvall is a fool.

LMAO @ whoever said R. Kelly married Aaliyah @ 19. That gul was 15. God rest her soul.
September 21, 2008 10:32 AM
 

barthoulmeu said:

Everybody w/ a raiders hats go stand in the middle of traffic and kill yaself
September 21, 2008 11:00 AM
 

lchelle125 said:

I think this video is hilarious.  That is funny.  I know R.Kelly just wants to go in a hole.  First Funk Flex ( who was serious by the way) now this.

Message to Robert Kelly:  GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!!
September 21, 2008 11:13 AM
 

Dragonfly Jones said:

r. kelly is needs help  that shit was funny tho GO EAGLES!!
September 21, 2008 1:38 PM
 

H. 305 said:

I'm a die hard R. Kelly fan but this was fun ney. Someone needs to do one of Faison's tearing Funk Master Mess a new asshole
September 21, 2008 2:21 PM
 

westside_zone4_adv said:

the fuck can yall talk about!???! Wildout Wednesdays!???! lol hell naw lol
September 21, 2008 2:25 PM
 

jubilee.shine said:

Doctor expects recovery for 2 musicians in crash

Sept. 21, 2008, 11:28 AM EST
AUGUSTA, Ga. (AP) — Former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker and celebrity disc jockey DJ AM are expected to fully recover from burns they suffered in a fiery South Carolina jet crash that killed the other four people aboard, one of their doctors said Sunday.

Dr. Fred Mullins, medical director of the Joseph M. Still Burn Center, said the two suffered second- and third-degree burns but had no other injuries from the crash that one witness described as a fireball shooting across a highway.

"Anybody who can survive a plane crash is pretty lucky," Mullins told reporters during a news conference Sunday morning.

Barker was burned on his torso and lower body and DJ AM, whose real name is Adam Goldstein, was burned on an arm and a portion of his scalp, according to a statement from the musicians' families released by the hospital. Mullins declined to discuss specific recovery times for the men, but said such injuries can take a year to fully heal.

Both men are still in critical but stable condition, he said.

One witness said he was driving when a fireball streaked across the highway about 600 feet ahead of him. William Owens said he approached to see the two survivors frantically trying to remove their burning clothes.

"I noticed two guys who were on fire and it looked like a dance: They didn't know what to do," said Owens, a 60-year-old delivery van driver.

Goldstein had stripped off his own shirt and was helping Barker strip naked, said Owens, who was able to identify the men Saturday night because of news reports that showed Barker's extensive tattoos.

Owens said Goldstein told him four other people were on board the jet, but the flames were too intense to get close.

"'Oh my God' was all they were saying," Owens said of Barker and Goldstein. "They stood there and it's like — didn't know what to do. None of us did."

A longtime friend of the co-pilot said Bland flew anti-smuggling missions 20 years for the U.S. Customs Service and flew missions for the Santa Ana Police Department in California and U.S. Border Patrol.

"He was such an experienced pilot, it had to be something beyond their control," said Tim Ferrill, a Huntington Beach, Calif., pilot. "He was an absolutely meticulous pilot, very thorough and not a risk-taker at all."
September 21, 2008 2:25 PM
 

SEARS TOWER said:

Dirk Dingler said:
@ Sears, who is this "they" and "he" that Farrakhan is talking about? White people? I think thats deflecting the blame where it should go and that is right on US as a people. No scientist are poisining our water or purposely targeting blacks for disease. If we onlymake up 13% of the population how could they specifically target us without harming whites? Maybe I misunderstood what he was saying but thats what I took from that.

YOU REALY THINK WE ONLY MAKE UP 13%
LOL..
September 21, 2008 2:36 PM
 

gargameljermel said:

that was funny kinfolf.

don't wanna see the r. kelly interview nor do I care.

once again Viacom (white-owned and controlled) BLACK ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION puts out more nonsense for us to consume and emulate.

I bet some of yall went out and copped that look R. Kelly was rocking.

Pedophile chic is all the rage in the hood now.
September 21, 2008 3:15 PM
 

SEARS TOWER said:

 gargameljermel said:
that was funny kinfolf.

don't wanna see the r. kelly interview nor do I care.

once again Viacom (white-owned and controlled) BLACK ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION puts out more nonsense for us to consume and emulate.

I bet some of yall went out and copped that look R. Kelly was rocking.

Pedophile chic is all the rage in the hood now
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NIGGAS ON HERE TALKING SHIT

BUT GOT THE SEX TAPE AT THE CRIB

YOU DUMB FUCK
YOU THATS  CHILD PORN YOU WAS WATCHING

ANYBODY WHO BOUGHT THAT SEX TAPE IS JUST AS SICK AS HE IS....

IF SOMEBODY TOLD YOU THAT ON THIS TAPE ITS A GROWN MAN ON HERE HAVING SEX WITH A LITTLE GIRL
AND YOU STILL BUY IT

SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU!


SO DO YOU LIKE TEENAGE GIRLS?
September 21, 2008 3:31 PM
 

theillseed said:

I'm glad to say, i dnt have the tape and never saw it. oh, by the way - GO EAGLES!!!!!!
September 21, 2008 5:44 PM
 

SEARS TOWER said:

^
U
September 21, 2008 5:48 PM
 

SEARS TOWER said:

FUNNY
September 21, 2008 5:48 PM
 

SEARS TOWER said:

DUDE
September 21, 2008 5:48 PM
 

SEARS TOWER said:

 theillseed
September 21, 2008 5:49 PM
 

SEARS TOWER said:

IS
September 21, 2008 5:58 PM
 

SEARS TOWER said:

SO
September 21, 2008 5:58 PM
 

SEARS TOWER said:

FUCKING
September 21, 2008 5:58 PM
 

SEARS TOWER said:

FUNNY
September 21, 2008 5:58 PM
 

RedWebb said:

I just didn't find this funny....not even a lil haha funny.....
September 21, 2008 7:01 PM
 

Dirk Dingler said:

@ Sears

We make up 12.85% of the USA population
September 21, 2008 7:08 PM
 

BlackPeople 1 said:

party people in the place to be.

ay i'm bout to watch all the content y'all put up over the past couple of days.

but to jube or husslin or anyone who's ear is to music that might not be marketed to black folks or made in your lifetime, yo, what's the name of that old rock song where dude be ranting and at the end he be like

"and all i wanted was a pepsi!!"

what's the name of that song?
September 21, 2008 8:16 PM
 

BlackPeople 1 said:

that was a fast posting.

i just typed that shit.
September 21, 2008 8:17 PM
 

MizzNaeChail said:

LMAO. Duval is a fool.
September 21, 2008 8:46 PM
 

BlackPeople 1 said:

this is why this board is so important.

y'all really let people know whats happenin on the alternative tip.

i can't believe next gin and everybody down south havin a major gas crisis right now and the news is talkin about what _______ is wearing to some fucking award show.
September 21, 2008 9:07 PM
 

BlackPeople 1 said:

mizz nae,

looks like we got the crib to ourself.

where you from?
September 21, 2008 9:11 PM
 

BlackPeople 1 said:

so i'm watching all of these youtube videos, right?

and it's constant.
it's predictable.

every youtube video with comments has someone white making a racist post.

the shit could be about leather jackets.
fucking tyco cliffhangers.
wind deflectors.

anything.

a white muvafucka is gon say something racist.

this is the phantom mass i was talking about.

why y'all think shit is cool, beautiful and pinkberries and cream, i don't know.


let's put this out there before the week start.

WE. GOT. TO. GET. OUR. OWN. SHIT.

THERE. IS. NO. POSITIVE. HISTORY. THAT. SHOWS. THAT. ANY. LIVING. THING. CAN. COEXIST. PEACEFULLY. WITH. WHITE. PEOPLE.

NONE.

WE. GOT. TO. GET. OUR. OWN. SHIT.
LAND.
ARMED FORCES.
TRADE SYSTEM.

WE. GOT. TO. GET. OUR. OWN. SHIT.

WE. MUST. COMPLETELY. SEPERATE. FROM. WHITE. PEOPLE.
September 21, 2008 9:30 PM
 

SEARS TOWER said:

BlackPeople 1

MY NIGGA!, MY NIGGA!

NOW THAT THE BP1 I KNOW


MAN HOMEBOY THATS THE SAME SHIT I HAVE BEEN SAYING SINCE MY 1ST POST 2YRS AGO

..Dirk Dingler said:
@ Sears

We make up 12.85% of the USA population

I DON'T THINK THAT TRUE

I THINK ITS MORE OF US THEN THEM..
September 21, 2008 10:03 PM
 

Tommy K. said:

Yo BP1, It's pretty dead in here lol.

I'm sitting here looking at this bullshit on the History channel about the Neanderthals and Ancient Humans while pricing other apartments in my area on the net.

That's a bold statement right there BP. I do agree that we need to get our own but we are a long way from it. I have two main reasons why. 1., We don't have the $ and 2. The ones amongst us who do have the money are crab ass ninjas.

If you ask me our only hope of being able to do our own thing is to put more of our kids thru school.... But wait!, Idk about that either bc we would still be working for the man and not to mention that a college edu seems to be of lesser value as time goes on. There has to be a way I just don't know how...
September 21, 2008 10:05 PM
 

Tommy K. said:

I'm out till the mornin'. Peace!
September 21, 2008 10:21 PM
 

SEARS TOWER said:

White Folks, You Owe Us The Whole Country!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWxNeGOXSoA

BP1 WHEN THEY DO IT, ITS JUST A JOKE
BUT WHEN WE DO IT OR SAY IT

WE PLAYING THE RACE CARD


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September 21, 2008 10:22 PM
 

BlackPeople 1 said:

ay y'all i was just about to be out.

what up tommy and twon.

ay twon, i try to lay off it due to the law of diminishing returns.
when i say something, i need it to be heard.

na'mean?

therefore i can't say it every 5 minutes.
but the shit don't change.

that is what we need man.


tommy, once we all recognize the need, we will create a way.
we must recognize the need, first.

people gotta stop thinking everything is cool out here.
cuz it ain't.


ay so tell me what was india like.
some of us might hafta move there as the new depression approaches here in the u.s.
September 21, 2008 10:31 PM
 

BlackPeople 1 said:

exactly twon.

but you know, we can't keep tryna explain the injustices to whites.
that time has passed.
they ain't never gon "come around".

we'd be better off just hollerin at our people when we get the chance.

lemme watch this parody above, then i gotta go to dinner.
i'll catch y'all tomorrow with the headlines.
September 21, 2008 10:35 PM
 

Dirk Dingler said:

@ Sears,
Naw fam thats fact! CIA.gov check it for yourself. Its more hispanics than blacks in this country.
September 21, 2008 10:39 PM
 

Kappagem said:

Dirk Dingler said:
@ Sears,
Naw fam thats fact! CIA.gov check it for yourself. Its more hispanics than blacks in this country.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dirk, I think what Sears is trying to tell you is.....

DON'T FALL FOR THE OKEY DOKE...

Just because THEY tell you it's 12.85% don't mean it's true.  I can tell you it's 85% outside, but it might really be 80.  I could tell you the sky was grey, but in reality, it's always blue.  You just have clouds in the way.  Don't let them numbers fool you.  Don't let them polls fool you.

Numbers don't lie, but you have to take into account what THEY are calling BLACK people.  Don't let them fool you into thinking we only make up 12.85%...

that's all...
September 21, 2008 11:56 PM
 

NYMVP said:

tr8_2_tha_bank that shit ain't cool B. racist remarks? smh.....
September 22, 2008 12:31 AM
 

W1sdumK1d said:

LMAO That's funny, I think R. Kelly should be in jail, I think his music shall not be played at all. But I got a question for the people who did see even thought we was curious to see if it was him...wouldn't it be shameful of us to look at underage porn??????? We all guilty.
September 22, 2008 12:38 AM
 

jubilee.shine said:

BlackPeople 1 said:
party people in the place to be.

ay i'm bout to watch all the content y'all put up over the past couple of days.

but to jube or husslin or anyone who's ear is to music that might not be marketed to black folks or made in your lifetime, yo, what's the name of that old rock song where dude be ranting and at the end he be like

"and all i wanted was a pepsi!!"

what's the name of that song?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYYVLbW835o

Face to Face - Disconnected

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SjfKXPMHLM

Black Sabbath-War Pigs (set to political footage)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GRR_n_yQGA

Vietnam - War Pigs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEABsKGOCCI

Johnny Cash - San Quentin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zgja26eNeY

Beastie Boys killing it live on Letterman '04

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcqoP1HjiXs

Jesus Christ - Woody Guthrie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDS00Pnhkqk
September 22, 2008 2:17 AM
 

Kappagem said:

I meant to say to all the Cowboy haterz...

That T. Romo sure is overrated...lol...

Dem Cowboys did they thizzle....



but my Colts lost:(
September 22, 2008 2:37 AM
 

jubilee.shine said:

Loan titans paid McCain aide nearly $2 million

Officials: Campaign manager hired to help Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae

updated 1 hour, 55 minutes ago

Senator John McCain’s campaign manager was paid more than $30,000 a month for five years as president of an advocacy group set up by the mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to defend them against stricter regulations, current and former officials say.

Mr. McCain, the Republican candidate for president, has recently begun campaigning as a critic of the two companies and the lobbying army that helped them evade greater regulation as they began buying riskier mortgages with implicit federal backing. He and his Democratic rival, Senator Barack Obama, have donors and advisers who are tied to the companies.

But last week the McCain campaign stepped up a running battle of guilt by association when it began broadcasting commercials trying to link Mr. Obama directly to the government bailout of the mortgage giants this month by charging that he takes advice from Fannie Mae’s former chief executive, Franklin Raines, an assertion both Mr. Raines and the Obama campaign dispute.


Incensed by the advertisements, several current and former executives of the companies came forward to discuss the role that Rick Davis, Mr. McCain’s campaign manager and longtime adviser, played in helping Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac beat back regulatory challenges when he served as president of their advocacy group, the Homeownership Alliance, formed in the summer of 2000. Some who came forward were Democrats, but Republicans, speaking on the condition of anonymity, confirmed their descriptions.
September 22, 2008 4:58 AM
 

Boss Up said:

illseed you should've interviewed him lol

http://www.myspace.com/iambossup
September 22, 2008 8:35 AM
 

Dirk Dingler said:

@Kappagem

I understand what you saying but at the sametime look at america. How many Blacks livein places like Wyoming, MOntana, Utah, Maine. Those places are over 60% white. I take the 12.85% with the grain of salt but lets take California for example (US largest state) 76% white 6% black! Have you been to cali before? I would say thats pretty damn accurate. We think its more of us than it is because we see our Own everday. The truth is we out numbered by alot! If yall had to guess Im curious what % of the population you think we make up.  
September 22, 2008 8:41 AM
 

Dirk Dingler said:

What state do you guys think has the highest percentage of blacks? Just take a guess...
September 22, 2008 8:48 AM
 

Knowl said:


Dirk Dingler said:
What state do you guys think has the highest percentage of blacks? Just take a guess...
-----------------------
I'm willing to go with either the Carolinas or Mississippi
September 22, 2008 8:59 AM
 

SaluateYaGeneral said:

FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

DALLAS COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DALLAS & LAKERS 08-09 CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 22, 2008 9:04 AM
 

SaluateYaGeneral said:

FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

DALLAS COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DALLAS & LAKERS 08-09 CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 22, 2008 9:04 AM
 

SaluateYaGeneral said:

FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

DALLAS COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DALLAS & LAKERS 08-09 CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 22, 2008 9:04 AM
 

SaluateYaGeneral said:

FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

DALLAS COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DALLAS & LAKERS 08-09 CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 22, 2008 9:04 AM
 

SaluateYaGeneral said:

FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

DALLAS COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DALLAS & LAKERS 08-09 CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 22, 2008 9:04 AM
 

SaluateYaGeneral said:

FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

DALLAS COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DALLAS & LAKERS 08-09 CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 22, 2008 9:04 AM
 

SaluateYaGeneral said:

FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

DALLAS COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DALLAS & LAKERS 08-09 CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 22, 2008 9:04 AM
 

SaluateYaGeneral said:

FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

DALLAS COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DALLAS & LAKERS 08-09 CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 22, 2008 9:04 AM
 

Tupacfan said:

I didnt know there was gas crisis here in the states.

Honestly I ain't been watching tv at all. Been sleeping allot.

Nuff said on kellz.. Illy post some new rumors
September 22, 2008 9:20 AM
 

MEME_SLIM said:

Kappagem said:
I meant to say to all the Cowboy haterz...

That T. Romo sure is overrated...lol...

Dem Cowboys did they thizzle....



but my Colts lost:(
==============================
Hon, I had a bad one all around my Steelers and my Colts lost. We an be sad together :(  !!
September 22, 2008 9:23 AM
 

Tommy K. said:

Knowl said:

Dirk Dingler said:
What state do you guys think has the highest percentage of blacks? Just take a guess...
-----------------------
I'm willing to go with either the Carolinas or Mississippi


Yea that might be right. I'm leaning more towards South Carolina than anything though. What's the answer.

Oh and SMH @ the Colts... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! (been a fan since 02)
September 22, 2008 9:31 AM
 

myopinion said:

good morning ahh

shouts to errybody.  

hope yall had a good weekend.  

yo dirk if u go to this site right here, you will be able to get the numbers ur looking for in the states.  

http://factfinder.census.gov/servlet/IPGeoSearchByListServlet?ds_name=ACS_2006_EST_G00_&_lang=en&_ts=240136125464



aight im out.  

enjoy the rest of the day!  

be safe be easy!  :-)
September 22, 2008 9:33 AM
 

Achocl8sista said:

 El Terrible said:
R Kelly is an international artist, which means he travelled the world performing. The age of consent is not the same in every country, I understand the laws in the USA vary from state to state



I believe R Kelly is deathly afraid of planes and that fear was increased after Aaliyah's accident.  I don't think he has ever left this continent.  But when in Rome...
September 22, 2008 9:39 AM
 

Tupacfan said:

myopinion,

hey miss I ain't  seen u around forever..hope all is well
September 22, 2008 9:53 AM
 

Dirk Dingler said:

Its Mississippi...Louisiana is 2nd
September 22, 2008 9:58 AM
 

hotnuknowit said:

Hey AHH fam!
I wanna thank all of ya'll that remembered my B-day & came thru the 'Space with the shouts.....I love ya'll 4 that....

....but where's the rumors?
September 22, 2008 10:10 AM
 

MEME_SLIM said:

Sorry that so jacked up. My back is killing me so I lying down using an on-screen keyboard. Sometimes the arrow doesn't catch the letter when you click it.

Love and good morning to all.
September 22, 2008 10:12 AM
 

MEME_SLIM said:

@Hot

MORNING, BIRTHDAY GIRL!!  

Girl, if I was in hand reach I would be cooking everything I see. (Love cooking)

Have a blessed one and drink one for me!
Love.
September 22, 2008 10:15 AM
 

A-Town said:

Dirk Dingler said:
Its Mississippi...Louisiana is 2nd

If Mississippi and Louisiana have the most blacks, It makes me wonder why they are considered red states
September 22, 2008 10:17 AM
 

Killa2thaB said:

Somebody wake up Ill
September 22, 2008 10:18 AM
 

hotnuknowit said:

MEME_SLIM said:
@Hot

MORNING, BIRTHDAY GIRL!!  

Girl, if I was in hand reach I would be cooking everything I see. (Love cooking)

Have a blessed one and drink one for me!
Love.
************************************************
Thats why you my sis....I love eating! LOL I cook alot too but thanks 4 the love.
I drunk enough for us all over the weekend....
September 22, 2008 10:21 AM
 

thebeatmakerz said:

Looking 4 beats check out the site @

www.thebeatmakerz.com
September 22, 2008 10:22 AM
 

Knowl said:

@Hot, I left you a comment early today. Hope you got it. How's your day?

September 22, 2008 10:25 AM
 

hotnuknowit said:

Knowl said:
@Hot, I left you a comment early today. Hope you got it. How's your day
************************************************
I did & thanks! My day is going good now that I'm nearing the half-way mark....5:00 creeps around quick ya know? LOL

If that double posts, it's because AHH server was tryna Michael Jackson me.....
September 22, 2008 10:29 AM
 

SEARS TOWER said:

MISS HOT -N -DON'T- I -WISH -I -WAS -WITH- HER- : )

THIS4U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeypOvsY91Q
September 22, 2008 10:31 AM
 

Dra$t-iQ Alkoholik said:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahaahhahaahhahahahahaahahhaahahahahhhaahhahahahahahahhhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahhahahahhahahahahahahhahhahhahahhahhahha.BITCH!
September 22, 2008 10:34 AM
 

Dra$t-iQ Alkoholik said:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahaahhahaahhahahahahaahahhaahahahahhhaahhahahahahahahhhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahhahahahhahahahahahahhahhahhahahhahhahha.BITCH!
September 22, 2008 10:34 AM
 

Dirk Dingler said:

A-Town said:
If Mississippi and Louisiana have the most blacks, It makes me wonder why they are considered red states


Probably because alot of the blacks aren't registered voters. This is just a guess but I bet the poverty levels in those states are among the highest in the nation.
September 22, 2008 10:57 AM
 

hotnuknowit said:

@Sears......awwwww, thanks! Keepin that one on deck...
September 22, 2008 11:09 AM
 

SaluateYaGeneral said:

NJ WHAT UP 3X!!!!!!

609 LIGHT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
September 22, 2008 11:10 AM
 

SaluateYaGeneral said:

NJ WHAT UP 3X!!!!!!

609 LIGHT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
September 22, 2008 11:10 AM
 

SaluateYaGeneral said:

NJ WHAT UP 3X!!!!!!

609 LIGHT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
September 22, 2008 11:10 AM
 

Tupacfan said:

Dam it's really dead up in here tis morning.

So if ya'll want something to read..here it go

http://community.allhiphop.com/go/thread/view/12481/4935256/Where_Souls_Play?sdb=1&post_num=1#123851396

It's my work by the way.


Shout outs to buterflygrl, I dropped u a comment on your new drop..

Erryone go read our shit!
September 22, 2008 11:13 AM
 

hotnuknowit said:

I meant, I'm keeping my flower :)
September 22, 2008 11:16 AM
 

Kappagem said:

 Tommy K. said:
Knowl said:

Dirk Dingler said:
What state do you guys think has the highest percentage of blacks? Just take a guess...
-----------------------
I'm willing to go with either the Carolinas or Mississippi


Yea that might be right. I'm leaning more towards South Carolina than anything though. What's the answer.

Oh and SMH @ the Colts... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! (been a fan since 02)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^They're F*CKING UP is what they are doing!  They be killin' me...

it's the one reason I'm glad I actually still follow the Cowboys (been a Colt's fan all my life, but been following the Cowboys in the NFC since the 90's).

September 22, 2008 11:33 AM
 

H-Twnz Colombi~Ana said:

Hey Ya'll!!! All I gots to say is "I GOT THE POOOOWWWWEEERRRR!!!!!!!  Aww man I just got power last night, and just got internet and phones at work today!!


@ BFG I saw your post from that day I evacuated..I appreciate the love ma...my house is ok, It just sucks staying at other folks homes, and not being able to get necessary supplies from the stores!
September 22, 2008 11:38 AM
 

Tupacfan said:

Whaddup htown ana,

Its been a minute I seen u.. Glad to hear power is restored. Yay for u ;)
September 22, 2008 11:50 AM
 

H-Twnz Colombi~Ana said:

Hi Mrs. Tupac =]

How are u? I hope all is well with you!  Oh gosh u don't understand how happy I am to have power!!  LOL..we take every lil luxury forgranted!
September 22, 2008 11:56 AM
 

A-Town said:

Dirk Dingler said:
A-Town said:
If Mississippi and Louisiana have the most blacks, It makes me wonder why they are considered red states


Probably because alot of the blacks aren't registered voters. This is just a guess but I bet the poverty levels in those states are among the highest in the nation.
----------------------------------------------------------

Yea, the poverty levels in these states are through the roof and Mississippi ranks #48 in education (Louisiana ranks #44) This is really sad. We really have to wake up as a people. We are a minority in this country, but we have the highest number of social and economic problems. Then you log on to AHH and see 2 little girls on youtube cussin and actin grown while the parents record them. And we wonder why we are so far behind.

Anyway, I was looking at the education rankings by state and noticed that most of the blue states have high education rankings while the lower education ranking states are all red states. Including the state our republican vice presidential candidate governs (Alaska - #46) Does that mean that republicans are stupid???hmmm
September 22, 2008 12:04 PM
 

Kappagem said:

 Dirk Dingler said:
@Kappagem

I understand what you saying but at the sametime look at america. How many Blacks livein places like Wyoming, MOntana, Utah, Maine. Those places are over 60% white. I take the 12.85% with the grain of salt but lets take California for example (US largest state) 76% white 6% black! Have you been to cali before? I would say thats pretty damn accurate. We think its more of us than it is because we see our Own everday. The truth is we out numbered by alot! If yall had to guess Im curious what % of the population you think we make up.  

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Lived in the Bay for 3 years...

I wouldn't even try to take a guess on how many of us there really are...for multiple reasons...

For one, the Census is a bunch of BS anyways.  taken, like, what, every 10 years?  And they don't even account for people who may MOVE.  What about all the people WE have in America who are homeless?  They just "calculate" a statistic for that ish...

Uhm...yeah, I honestly don't even trust the government anymore.  10 Years ago Caucasian's were estimated to NOT be the majority by 2050.  Now they saying it could be as early as 2030, or even 2020.  I mean, the ish is subjective...numbers are numbers, but only after you take into account ALL of the numbers.

And I hear you on the # of US in California, but I'd bet there are more than 6% of us out West.  What about the prisons?  What about the homeless?  What about the number of latinos who are mixed with our blood, so technically, they are "black" anyways.

Them numbers are used to train...to keep us down.  I don't listen to 'em anymore, just like I don't listen to the polls.

Deadly hands at work with them numbers playa....

I hear what you saying, and I feel you...

I just don't trust they #'s...
September 22, 2008 12:07 PM
 

Tupacfan said:

@htown ana,

LOL, yes that is true indeed, we need to appreciate every thing we have cuz it could be taken away within a snap or Blink of an eye.  I been good, the inatent is keeping me sane for the most part LOL or else I'll lose it here in tis hospital. Ur daughter is so cute by the way. So is all of houstans power restored or just some areas? The hurricanes have been really affecting everyone down south every year it seems like.. I guess thats cause of global warming u know it be triggering natural disasters..
September 22, 2008 12:08 PM
 

Traestar said:

I give Lil Duval this one!!

This was funny as hell, lmao@ his expressions waiting for Kellz answer.

This is a nominee for best video of 08!!...Matter fact this, Funk Flex's video and Big Worm's video all together!!
September 22, 2008 4:03 PM
 

Killuminati 187 said:

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Kellz looks HELLA guilty!! HAHAHAHAAA
September 22, 2008 5:03 PM
 

Killuminati 187 said:

*gives TupacFan a bear hug* wuttup ma!!!
September 22, 2008 5:14 PM
 

NelsoNetic said:

Kellz keep fucking up,but i gotta admit the album 4th quarter is ridiculously good.I'm gonna cop it fo sho.
Man shit keeps you going when your with the missz.

Somebody gone get pregnant!!

1
September 22, 2008 10:21 PM
 

acemoney009 said:

ha haaaa!!!
September 23, 2008 3:56 AM
 

ThaBlackYouTube said:

September 23, 2008 10:38 AM
 

Mr.GoodBrother said:

Hahahahhahaha That shit was hilarious... Real Talk.Brooklyn Lives-Yessss Surrrrrrrr!
September 23, 2008 11:11 AM
 

redsox2121 said:

As a father of 3 little girls, I say fuck R Kelly. Pedophile. Plain and simple. This guy would have been taken out in the Penn...no love, no support here.
September 24, 2008 4:52 PM
 

Tommy K. said:

FIRST and LAST!
September 27, 2008 10:43 AM
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