Hip-Hop Rumors: Bow Wow and Superhead To Have A Baby?

JANET JACKSON

HOSPITALIZED!

is kind of slow round these parts in the rumor tip, but here we go.

Janet

Jackson has been hospitalized after falling ill prior to a concert, according

to reports. Right before a show in Montreal on Monday she

was sickened right before her sound check. She was then run straight to the

hospital. Nobody really knows exactly

what the sickness is, but she is expected to resume the tour soon.

JD HURLS?

all know JD is the party master, but the NY Post reports, he had a lil’ too much fun….and Janet paid the price. JD turned 36 (that’s

it?) last week and he drank and drank and drank. Finally, he let it all out –

right in Janet’s LAP. They said Ms. Nasty (Janet) bolted from the venue in

haste. I know they are really in love…whew!

RUTHLESS…GOES NICE?

Tomica Wright CEO of Ruthless Records is about to take the

house that Eazy-E built is about to sign a positive

rap album called All Rap Aint Bad project. Obviously,

you cant sign an album, but guess she is buying the

rights to the album. Apparently this album is a positive |CD geared to motivate

kids to make the right choices. This has been very counter to what Ruthless is

known for. As you should know, Ruthless is a consummate gangsta

label. A heard this joint will actually get some gangsta

talent doing some good tings for the hood. Teacher Stephen Ashford put this

together (if its real) and features Ice-T,Flava

Flav,E-40,Keak Da Sneak,Yukmouth,Young

M.C.,Big Duke (Boyz In Da Hood). Nice! See all rumors aren’t bad!

HURRICANE IKE STILL

LOOMS!

I’m not sure, but I heard Bun B is doing some big things

down there in Texas

as far as the Hurricane Ike relief effort is concerned. I heard He’s got a new

song with Young Buck and Gucci Mane, which they plan to shoot a video for. I

thought Gucci was in jail, but apparently he hasn’t started his time yet. I

also heard that Chamillionaire was doing some work

regarding relieve in Texas

too. I’m not sure but there is apparently some store of video game challenge

for something for $20k that will go to Hurricane Ike charities. Don’t quote me.

I do know Cham and Trae

were doing work out there, hand to hand with people on the street.

WORKING FOR DIDDY?

STEALING FROM PHARRELL?

Diddy reportedly chastised one of

his staff members when they stole information from Pharrell

Williams and started to hit up the skate rapper. The person that worked with Diddy was also an aspiring rap artist. Well, the dude

wanted to work with Pharrell like everybody in the

universe and started to hit him up via email. Well, P didn’t know who this dude

was and eventually complained. Diddy was contacted

and the person got a lashing for it.

MEL B DOES PLAYBOY?

Mel B has done well for herself.

And now for men like myself, she is about to do better. She is reportedly going

to do Playboy and cake up some nice money for posing nude. Now they are using

some words like “artistic” so I don’t know. That’s a code word for “not all the

way nude.” I heard she is going to get some money in the high six-figures.

She told the UK Mirror, “I was offered Playboy last

year and again a couple of months ago, and I did turn them down, but that’s not

to say I wouldn’t consider it in the future. I have no problems walking around

the house naked or anything.”

BOW WOW KNOCKS UP

SUPERHEAD?

What do Kool G Rap and Bow Wow

have in common? No, it has nothing to do with rap – they have nothing in common

there. Apparently, they might share a Baby Momma in Karrine

Superhead Steffans,

according to mediatakeout. Who

knows? This broad has been complaining about being sick or something and saying

sorry to the media that she missed. I guess, she might wanna

just reveal whether or not she has a lil bow wow in

her gut. In the event there is some truth to this, Bow Wow will appear in the

epic fail section of the site. She said the last time she was sick was on “labor”

day. Was that some code talk? Show knows! Rubbing your tummy…ahhhh…I feel like a media sucker for even yappin’ about this.

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES

I heard Yung Berg is working on a new mixtape.

Chamillionaire reportedly has a

new group coming out called “Money, Fame, Respect.” I just don’t know who the

other members are.

I heard Benzino is about to come

back out. No word on whether or not he’s coming back on a white horse or not.

My boy Marc and I have a bet that Dr. will/will not come out

this year. I bet he will, he says no.

Shout out to Travis Barker and DJ AM

– they both have been released from the hospital. Click

here to read about it.

Yesterday, America

lost about a trillion dollars as the stock exchanged plummeted. How did we get

here? Click here

to find out!

Jadakiss will feature Young Jeezy, Lil Wayne, Ghostface and Raekwon on his next

CD called Kiss My A$$.

Chris Brown and Rhianna need to

stop the trips to KFC. That’s corny. Just do a commercial and get it over with.

Somebody get Drama on the phone! LOL.

I heard Jeezy used the “f-word” as it pertains to his

former friend.

I don’t know anybody that wants to see this, but there is a

Brit Spears sex tape lingering overseas somewhere.

SIGNS THE WORLD IS

COMING TO AN END

The Garden

State Parkway in NJ is a highway to hell and

eternal damnation! There is a metal marker sign at the 66.6 point at the GSP

and the New Jersey Turnpike Authority cannot seem to figure out why the mark of

the Devil sign keeps disappearing. The

only think is, this is a nationwide issue. If you have

a street sign that has “666” in it, you are probably having a difficult time

keeping it. The local government cannot really tell what is happening. Are

Satan worshippers stealing these signs and decorating their houses? So, what

are they doing? They are messing up the Satanic flow

by adding or taking away a number. So “Route 666” might become “Route 666.5” or

“665.” The Satanists go limp after that….lol. At any

rate, it seems to be a sign because there seem to be a lot of Devils that come

out at night for these signs like the freaks they are.

SIGNS PART TWO –

A Louisiana state

rep is so nice, he is willing and ready to pay poor women $1,000 to have their

tubes tied. (In this economy?) Read

about this here.

SIGNS PART THREE –

A woman stores her kids corpses in her freeze. Just great. Click

here to read this foolish madness.

ILL VIDEO – THE T.I.

PARODY

If you were on my personal blog site, you saw this already. If not, check out

Million and B-Phraze as they parody TI’s “Whatever you like.”

MY NEW FEATURE –

My boy Jasiri X and I have a new

partnership. He will recap the news in the world with a rap verse over the

hottest beats. This is going to be real fun. Real fun.

Spit those bars, Jasiri! Check it out!

SHELZ- MARKET WATCH

Ya know, I’m having a hard time

concerning myself with famous people who blow chunks (See JD and Amy Winehouse), famous people who break up (see Dro and Fantasia) or famous people who have albums we wont see’til pigs fly (see Dre and Em).The financial system in this country is rank like Yayo’s flow and the possible credit freeze should scare the

bejebus out of all of us. Now I know you are thinking if they freeze

credit lines, you won’t be able to get those new spinners with the Swarovski crystals to put on your Neon… but no folks, I

need you to think outside the box.

Some coal mine in WV can’t secure credit to handle payroll

and repairs. The mine closes and can’t

shuttle coal to the nearby power plant.

With no coal, the plant shuts down and voila…… Yo

ass is reading AHH by candle light.

(Yeah, I know your PC needs juice too.

It’s called narrative license.)

And to prevent this, we are supposed to hand over $700,000,000,000.00 to

some non-regulating regulator’s golf pal who probably parties with the same