‘That’s how ALL CORPORATE JOBS ARE’: Texas AT&T worker takes allotted 1-hour break. Then he gets a DM on Teams
‘Amazon be on the same bull.’
Texas man orders Burger King breakfast. Then he takes issue with how they package it now: ‘I can’t pour syrup’
‘They made you a whopper griddle.’
‘I went in with a swimsuit’: Bouncer at Miami beach club tells woman she can’t get in because of the length of her shorts. Then she notices something about the other women getting in
‘They are definitely judgy there.’
Ohio man gets LASIK. Then he learns there’s an unexpected side effect: ‘Would’ve saved me $5,000’
‘Got mine done about 6 years ago and have regretted it since.’
‘Stayed ’til 4’: Tennessee woman auditions at dance club. Then she reveals what she took home her first night in cash as a ‘midnight ballerina’
‘U deserve more then ones ur so pretty.’
‘Text me right now’: Chicago woman tries every move to get street harasser to leave her alone. It doesn’t work
‘He has been arrested multiple times for assault.’
California woman goes to Five Below. Then she sees a line around the block: ‘What’s going on?’
‘Ollie’s has them too’
Ohio woman cleans apartment pre-inspection. Then something alive jumps out at her: ‘I screamed so loud’
‘I hope you charge them a WILD cleaning fee.’
Las Vegas woman buys viral BÉIS weekender bag. Then she carries it through the airport—and realizes she made a huge mistake: ‘I will never, ever, ever carry that bag ever again’
‘You gotta get the Calpak Luka bag.’
‘This is worse than the landlord special: Group of guys goes to Pennsylvania Airbnb. Then they try to lock the door
‘I’ve seen a motel 6 with better quality control than this.’
‘So that was strike one’: Las Vegas woman goes on Hinge date. Then he asks her a question about her ring
‘I guess I’ll call my ex.’
‘So I wait for my Uber and he keeps trying’: Florida restaurant owner invites woman to dine at his establishment. Then the DMs start rolling in
‘Jaw is on the FLOOR.’
‘My Lululemon bag is gone’: Dallas woman books $264 hair appointment on StyleSeat. Then the stylist walks out on her while she’s under the dryer
‘Ive heard about her and I’m not from Dallas.’
‘Y’all gotta go to QDoba’: Chicago woman spends $48 on 2 Cava bowls. Then she realizes she was bamboozled
‘They are following Chipotle’s bad example.’
Michigan rancher feeds the baby bunnies. Then they notice something unusual in the pen: ‘They were hiding it’
‘They were hoping you wouldn’t notice.’
‘Its same at Dunkin’: New Jersey woman orders from Starbucks drive-thru. Then she tries to add a drink for her co-worker—but the barista refuses
‘She just wanted to be rude.’
‘I dont blame her for not trusting you’: California man helps woman at the bar. Then his girl goes off on him on speaker in the Uber. You won’t believe what happens next
‘This isn’t the flex you think it is.’
A North Carolina woman adopts a Shih Tzu from a shelter. Then he starts growling at her night one: ‘They told me he was spicy’
‘Maybe he’s not a morning dog?’
‘Houston really don’t sleep’: Woman passes by Pinkhouse at 7am. Then she realizes people are still going
‘Straight to breakfast klub after this.’
