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Making It Rain: A Different Dumb World

“A lot of yall comment on how stupid it is. It might be stupid to you, but this is what we do. We eat, we kick it, we throw money. Don’t make this one situation blow the whole thing out.”

 

Rappers love making it rain on these hoes! Yeaaaaaa-AHHHHHH!

 

Recently, Jermaine “JD” Dupri defended his right to “make it rain” on exotic dancers in urban gentlemen’s clubs. It would seem that JD, Nelly and other rich rap cats of the “make it rain” culture want the practice to be normal for everybody. At least, he wants to make it seem like there’s nothing deviant about it.

 

To clarify, here is what JD said to strippers that attempted to pick up money off the floor as it poured on their pretty heads…and booties.

 

In the club, JD said: “We gonna show y’all how to make it rain. I’m Jermaine Dupri, alright. Y’all are here to dance. Don’t bend down and try to get your money. Don’t start getting the money until I tell y’all to get off the stage. Y’all just keep f**king dancing!”

 

I often wonder what world these kinds of people live in that allows for the reckless disregard of other people. JD so eloquently re-stated the rules to the strippers so that they knew to stay on target as the source of exotic entertainment for men. These women are struggling strippers. Why wouldn’t they immediately start to pick up money, when thousands and thousands are being “rained” on them? If I’m in the club and they start throwing money up, I’m going to pick it up too. Some dudes might start strippin’ to get that kind of money, but that’s another story.

 

On the other side, Pac Man Jones said he walked into the club with $100,000, just to throw it away about $40k on some jiggling backsides. He even gave Nelly a stack. Now, I am not saying that the fine ladies at the club don’t need the cash, but wouldn’t that money be better served in other ways? I mean, that sounds Utopian but it speaks volumes as to how far stars have degraded as members of the greater community. Since, there’s thousands and thousands just laying around, here are some ways the money could be spent:

 

-Somebody’s college tuition (and depending on the school, that’s a full scholarship)

-A park or after school spot for kids in the city

-A business that actually offers a very good return on investment

-An ailing or struggling family members

-A child or individual that shows greatness.

-Or just spend it on something that turns into an asset. Buy a chunk of GOLD valued at $100, 000

-Invest in a writer with potential to be great!

 

That’s me! Oops, my bad. I need some “stacks” too!

 

Seriously, I wonder what kind of men these guys are, because JD makes it seem like everybody gets down like this in The A. And, this isn’t a direct slight to JD or anybody else. But, when I go to a strip club (usually a seedy hole in the wall spot), the girls actually dance on the guys. They tip girls based on some form of interaction that is based on touching or a close movement. They want that thing in their face! Put the money on that thing, pimpin! Based on my observations, these rain makers are just on some sort of sexual power trip. “Y’all just keep f**king dancing!” Like, you don’t see women in the male strip club as much, but when you do, you don’t see them throwing up $1’s to break dudes down.

 

I’m no “Cap’n Save ‘Em,” but the implications here are disturbing and, frankly, stupid. And, on some real spit, I hate it. I loathe, despise and reject all of these blatant ignorance that is going unchecked in Hip-Hop and the “urban” community. This really isn’t about strip clubs, because it is bigger than that. The people to resign to the face that these guys are probably living in another reality that we just watch with disdain. JD seems to agree.

 

JD: “I’m from a city where in Atlanta, we do this every day. You’ll hear this in Jeezy records. When Jeezy say he spends $10,000 on one song? That s**t is for real man. It aint no play.”

 

If it ain’t no play, then why are we playing? This “make is rain” phenomenon is not new, but it has taken on new meaning in the current economic conditions and JD’s present justification of it is baffling. Prayerfully, there are creatives like Andre 3000 emerging and re-emerging to speak their peace, not in opposition, but just speaking. Say something!

 

To that, I give the last word to Three Stacks, from 2007’s “The Art of Storytellin’ Part 4”

 

[Andre 3000:]

So I’m watchin’ her fine a**

Walked to my bedroom, and thought to myself

That’s the shape of things to come

She said, “Why you in the club, and you don’t make it precipitate?

You know, make it rain when you can make it thunderstorm”

I’m like, “Why? “

The world needs sun

The hood needs funds

There’s a war going on and half the battle is guns

How dare I throw it on the floor

When people are poor

So I write like Edgar Allen to restore, got a cord?

Umbilical attached to a place they can’t afford

What the hell, let us make it rain!

 

 

I don’t think Nelly was on the same page as Ashanti on this one. Check out her song, “Rain On Me,” but don’t expect any tip drilling!

 

 

This is what you want, some real not safe for work material…a “moshpit of booTAY,” as somebody said.

 

 

Finally, here is the footage that was recently released to ESPN that outlined the whole ordeal with Adam “Pacman” Jones at a club that resulted in three people getting shot…in the club and related to making it rain. JD was right…this ain’t for play.

 

 

Rap Star Nas Talks Son ‘Knight’; Addresses Tony Yayo

Hip-Hop star Nas revealed the name of his new son during a concert last night in New York, just hours after Kelis gave birth to the child.

 

A visibly intoxicated Nas gave a performance yesterday in the Queensbridge Housing Projects, the housing complex that has reared a number of rappers, including Marley Marl, Craig G., Mobb Deep, MC Shan and numerous others.

 

“This is like the best thing ever,” a tipsy Nas said flanked by rap legend Luv Bug Starski. “My Son’s name is Knight. That’s what I named the young God. Yall heard it first. Don’t believe nothing in the media.”

 

In a recent viral clip featuring former Nas affiliate Cormega and Tony Yayo going on a “tour” of Queens, the G-Unit member quipped that “You don’t see Nas around here.”

 

While not identifying the clip directly, Nas took time to light-heartedly address that and similar accusations made that he doesn’t visit his old neighborhood.

 

“We’re out here, like my n***as Lox say, with no security,” Nas stated. “In my hood, this is my motherf**king hood. My hood, n***a! Trust that! But much love, this is a beautiful thing.”

 

The drama between Nas and Knight’s mother Kelis also continued yesterday (July 21).

 

A source close to Nas released a statement to AllHipHop.com revealing that Nas was not allowed to witness the actual birth of his child.

 

“It was his intention to be there for the birth, but unfortunately he has not been allowed to be present,” a source close to the rapper told AllHipHop.com. “While this is clearly heartbreaking to him, Nas continues to offer his support and love to his new baby boy and his mother.”

 

Nas and Kelis were supposed to be in court yesterday for a hearing related to their pending divorce.

 

They have been married for almost four years. Kelis filed for divorce in April, citing irreconcilable differences.

 

The former-couple are now involved in a nasty court battle over spousal and child support. Kelis is seeking almost $20,000 per-month in child support costs.

 

Nas has already countered that amount with an offer of $5,000 per month.

 

A new court date in regards to Nas and Kelis’ divorce proceedings was not immediately available.

 

Nas is currently headlining the popular Rock the Bells tour. His collaboration project Distant Relatives with Damian Marley is tentatively scheduled for an August 2009 release.

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AllHipHop Chartwatch:MJ Stays King, Underground Rap Won’t Stop, BEP’s Hang On

Chartwatch for July 22, 2009

Welcome back to Chartwatch where we countdown the top ten albums of the week and show new artists coming out in Hip-Hop. Last week Michael Jackson cut my article pretty short by controlling half of the top ten and it looks like this week will be the same.

 

So, what’s going on in Hip Hop this week? Obama wants your kids to aspire to be more than Lebron or Lil’ Wayne which is not really a bad idea. Gucci Man is/isn’t in jail. Video was released showing that Jermaine Dupri and Pacman Jones have both too much money and too much time on their hands. The Game continues his war against Jay-Z, and Jay-Z finally comments. 50 Cent is now dropping tracks against The Game as well as Young Buck. Plus, Joe Budden and Wu Tang squashed/didn’t squash their beef. I would say that rap is getting like wrestling but wrestling is no where near as dramatic right now. It might be good for the kids to aspire to be something else…like a reality TV star. B.E.T and VH1 are hiring. I figure if Chance & Real and Tiny & Toya can get TV shows…anyone can. Your kids may want to take a look at a few of the artist in “Dropping This Week” to get some different perspectives in Hip Hop.

 

Like I said early the charts this week are once again controlled by Michael Jackson who has five albums in the top ten. His Number Ones album falls to number two followed by the Essential Michael Jackson at number three, Thriller at the number four spot, Off The Wall at number eight, and finally Bad at number nine.

 

American Idol alum Daughtry takes the number one spot with his sophomore album Leave This Town.

 

 

Coming in at number five is Maxwell. His new album BLACKsummers’ night holds on to the charts with help from the singles “Pretty Wings” and “Bad Habits.”

 

The Hanna Montana 3 soundtrack comes in at number six.

 

The compilation album, Now 31, comes in at number seven. Everyone is familiar with the Now series so if you haven’t listen to any music in the last month pick up a copy and catch up.

 

Finally the Black Eyed Peas come in, again, at number 10 with their latest studio album The E.N.D. I don’t want to get Perez Hilton’d, but who is buying their album?

 

DROPPING THIS WEEK

 

 

In dropping this week show new Hip-Hop albums coming out for the week, plus we try to give artists some exposure they may not get in the mainstream. Hopefully fans will start branching our and give some new artists a chance.

 

Before we get started, last week we showcased the rerelease of Hip Hop legends the Beastie Boy’s 1994 album Ill Communication. Well this week it was announced on of the group members, Adam “MCA” Yauch has a cancerous tumor forcing the group to postpone their tour. Luckily it is treatable and hopefully the group will be back on the road soon. Now onto the new albums.

 

The first up in dropping this week is underground MC Awol. He teams up with producer Factor to create Owl Hours, the follow up to there 2007 effort Only Death Can Kill You. The album is executive produced by Xzibit and features the westcoast MC along with Aesop Rock, B-Real, and Ceschi. Those that are fans of Awol do not have to be told to pick this one up, but if you haven’t heard the Los Angeles MC now would be the time to start.

 

Next up Nashville, Tennessee rapper Haystak returns with his 15th album, Came A Long Way. The rapper has gained a moderate amount of regional success over the last decade with his albums The Natural, Cracks The Safe, and Car Fulla White Boys.

 

 

Flip over to the reviews page to check out our next artist, DJ Spinna. He drops his new album Sonic Smash with a few guest features including Torae, Phontae of Little Brother, and Elzhi. Really flip over and read the review and hopefully you’ll go pick up the album afterwards.

 

Seattle rap group Dyme Def drop their sophomore album Panic after the underground acclaim of their debut Space Music. The group was been getting some good reviews so you may want to check them out.

 

The next group originally known as Sixth Sense and now known as Eyedea and Abilities drops their new album By The Throat. The duo, for one, has an amazing album cover and are kind of known for incorporating art with their music. It has been five years since the duo released an album so theit fans have been waiting on this one.

 

 

Roughly a month ago we did a dropping this week which featured Guce’s new album Gucey Guce Doe Boy: I Got That Cake Mix. Besides having an incrediblely long titled the album also featured cover art of a “thugged out” Pillsbury Dough Boy (yes….gangster) taking the baking/drug metaphor to a new ridiculous level. Well Guce returns this week with his new album with J Stalin, Giants & Elephants. There’s not much more I can say about this album so I’ll stop there.

 

Finally Trife Diesel a.k.a Trife da God drops his debut disc Better Late Than Never. He has been featured on a few Ghostface albums and the Wu Tang MC returns the favor by appearing on the new disc along with Royce Da 5’9, Freeway, and Termanology.

 

We’ll see next week if any of the new albums make it onto the top 10 charts.

 

TOP 5 DEAD OR ALIVE: KRS-One

AllHipHop.com attempted to get KRS-One’s Top 5 Dead or Alive. Like Scarface, KRS-One appears on the lists of several rappers of note. The challenge of getting his Top 5 proved to be more challenging than anybody imagined. Still, journalist Phalary Long managed to extract some of the Blast Master’s favorite artists and why he doesn’t include the “dead” in his Top 5. His list may seem odd, he’s got the experience and the gall to back every word he says.

 

KRS-One: I don’t rate dead rappers. I think that’s unfair. Actually, I think it’s a disservice when the number one rapper is a dead rapper. Like when everyone says Tupac is the best rapper. Tupac wouldn’t say he was the best rapper and he wasn’t. Biggie would never say he was the dopest emcee. We used to battle Biggie all day and all night in Brooklyn in SOB’s, in the Palladium, no. No way, no how. Biggie is an icon in the culture because of his contribution. He had his own unique style. That alone gives you points, originality.

 

Oh, you can win with that off bat but when you say the best, well the best are not really heard. They’re not really heard, like Supernatural. I can’t even say [my Top 5] because I’m arrogant. I think everybody is wack. But then again, I clean that up by saying, I think we all have talent, we can’t be rated. I don’t know how to rate emcees because everybody got there place. If you don’t have your place, you’re not even on the list.

 

So those that have their place, I could never compete with Kool Keith. If you put me and Kool Keith in a battle, we would cancel each other out. I be coming with lyrical and he would put on a Elvis wig and be Kool Keith or me and Biz, we can go on for days, Biz would not battle me with lyrics, he’s going to start doing the dance and get the crowd wild, you may lose a battle messing with Biz, doing that dance, and he never spit a lyric, but Biz come out and be like, “I’m the emizza-k…” and you did all these lyrics and the crowd is giving it to Biz.

 

 

Don’t get on the stage with Doug E. Fresh and think you’re going to battle because he’s not going to say no rhymes. He’s going to be Doug E. Fresh. Rakim don’t battle but let him step on a stage. Emcees are going to be like, “Oh God.” With KRS, I’m in my own class as well. I don’t know anybody really comparing.

 

 

THE SIDEBAR

 

KRS-One took a moment to challenge the youth that also strive for greatness.

 KRS-One:  I will say this, I want young people, to look down on me, don’t look up to me. Too many young people praise me too much. They shouldn’t because if you keep praising KRS, the culture don’t go nowhere. I’m the old teacher. I will bust you’re a**, no doubt but I’m the standard. You’re standing on me. You’re not supposed to be looking up, I’m not the ceiling because you’ll be like, “I’ll never be KRS, I’ll never be like that. I’ll never be… no.” You’re supposed to look at me, like damn, that’s the mountain that I got to climb. Ok, I’m going to climb it. When you climb it, your skills get better and better.

 

Jay-Z Calls Game a “Groupie,” Denies Chris Brown Ban

After weeks of taunting video clips from The Game, mogul Jay-Z has finally broken his silence regarding the LA emcee and Chris Brown.

 

In a recent interview with UK’s Tim Westwood, Jay-Z addressed whether Chris Brown’s recent apology for the Rihanna beating was sufficient.

 

“We’re all flawed human beings,” Jay explained. “The most he can do is apologize, that’s it. What can we say? Everyone should be allowed to make mistakes, it happens. [Regarding blocking him from the BET performance], that’s the silliest rumor I’ve ever heard. I was really sitting back and watching the suckers comment, because you really don’t comment on rumors.”

 

The Brooklyn native elaborated that if he had personal issues with Chris Brown, it would be handled in a more direct manner.

 

“Let me first categorically deny it, that’s not even my style,” Jay stated.” If I have a problem with Chris Brown, I have a problem with Chris Brown. I haven’t said anything live or behind the scenes. I don’t agree with what he did, that’s it. As far as not letting him perform, that’s ridiculous and stupid. That’s a sucker move and I wouldn’t do it, and people commenting on rumors, it’s a sucker move…That’s not how I deal with my problems.”

 

Moving on to the Game, Jay-Z framed the recent attacks as the work of an individual desperate for attention, and questioned why his initial Game-mentioning freestyle would be taken as a diss.

 

“Ooh, you hurt my feelings, oh my God! Tell groupie to get over it,” Jay mocked and laughed. “If that’s a diss [my freestyle], wear that! Tell groupie to get over it.”

 

At press time, Jay-Z’s highly anticipated Blueprint 3 is scheduled to drop this fall on September 11.

 

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Exclusive: Nas ‘Not Allowed’ To Witness Son’s Birth

Hip-Hop star Nas is currently celebrating the birth of his son, although sources close to the rapper told AllHipHop.com that he was not allowed to witness the event.

 

Nas’ lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan stated that Nas rushed to the hospital to witness Kelis deliver his first son today (July 21).

 

A source close to Nas told AllHipHop.com that the Queen’s rapper missed the actual child birth.

 

“Nas is in New York City today, anxiously awaiting the arrival of his son. It was his intention to be there for the birth, but unfortunately he has not been allowed to be present,” a source close to the rapper told AllHipHop.com. “While this is clearly heartbreaking to him, Nas continues to offer his support and love to his new baby boy and his mother.”

 

Nas and Kelis were due in court today in regards to their pending divorce, specifically child and spousal support.

 

The date had to be postponed when Kelis, born Kelis Rogers , went into labor, around 10:30 this morning.

 

Nas and Kelis were married in January of 2005 after being engaged for two years.

 

Kelis filed for divorce in April of 2009, citing irreconcilable differences.

 

No further details were available as to why Nas may have been prevented from witnessing the birth of his son.

 

Nas, born Nasir Jones, also has a 12-year-old daughter with ex-fiancée Carmen Bryan.