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I got sick and tired of doing snow angels so I decided to return to
the rumors even though I’m supposed to be off until the new year. Here
is some stuff that I scooped up. I don’t wanna hear any yap about
stuff being old or whatever I am doing wrong this time.
50 CENT SHOVELS SNOW?
As you know, we are in the midst of the blizzard of 2010 on the East
Coast. There are some poor New Yorkers that are were stuck in subway
trains. NY needs to get better prepared about their snow. Anyway, 50
Cent is not one to pass up a business opportunity. The G-Unit Master
went out in his Connecticut suburb and volunteered to shovel his
neighbors’ driveways. 50 tweeted that he charged $100 a driveway and
used lil kids to get more work. He says he paid the kids $30 per hour.
I’d pay for that!
IRS TRACKS DOWN TRICK DADDY!
Remember that thing called the Hip-Hop Police Unit? Well, the IRS has
something similar now. They are going around and they are chasing
celebs for the money that they supposedly owe the government. Trick
Daddy is the latest victim. They are saying that Trick Dad owes them
$157k in back taxes! I don’t care what anybody says…that’s a lot of
money! They foreclosed on his home back in May and are looking to
RICK ROSS IS IN AFRICA!
Rick Ross is on deck out there in Cape Town, South Africa. I heard
he’ll be there for a special show, says my homey Black Faff. Yeap.
And, I am hearing that Ross may actually be staying over there to
bring in the New Year in the motherland.
BACK TO NELLY AND YOUNG MONEY!I’m probably going to leave this alone soon, but I thought I would go back to the original rumor. A DJ recently interviewed Nelly and it
produced some interesting rumors about him going to YM. Apparently,
the interview went well. Nelly was on there promoting a concert with
him, Dipset, Chris Brown and Lil Wayne. (Strange concert, I
know!) Well, the DJ latched on to my rumor and asked Nelly what about
him signing with Young Money. Well, I heard Nelly laughed it off and
said “Anything is possible.”
Somebody told me that Wayne is signing legendary Cali group Above The Law, but I refuse to believe that.
ILLSEED’S QUICKIESRemember that girl that got her hair burnt in that Diddy video? Diddy
has volunteered to buy her some new hair.
Rumor has it, Lil Kim got more plastic surgery over the Christmas break.
Chris Tucker says he’s not doing another “Friday” movie.
Chris Brown was so nice to have Lil Mama at a recent showcase. The
problem is, she got booed off stage. I saw the pics and she didn’t
look bad at all. That stunt she pulled ruined her.
A lot of people hit me up on the Rihanna rumor. It didn’t originate
with me, but like I said on Twitter, you never know how a deal is
structured. She may have had specific instructions and its possible
that Kodak violated something.
REST IN PEACE…Teena Marie. I couldn’t believe the rumor…and for it to
be fact hurt.
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END
They say the NWO started on Sept. 11….well, it is really kicking in
now. I have been informed that there is a mounting military presence
within the United States. Word is, there are about 10,000 combat ready
service members ready to rock-n-roll if you happen to get out of line.
Apparently, these soldiers will be ready to take down anybody that
shows signs of “civil unrest.” The good news? They will be armed with
lethal and non-lethal weapons. Lethal is tanks and hot lead.
Non-lethal is rubber bullets and bean bag bullets. Some will die and
some will have a body of bruises.
TEENA MARIE WE LOVE YOU! They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!