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All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.
THE DAILY TWO SENSE
Thanks to everybody that sent their rumors in. I never made up a rumor. It almost all comes from tips from readers and industry insiders. Thanks a lot.
Let’s keep it going! email me at allhiphoprumors@gmail.com.
Today is a good day.
50 CENT ENGAGED…TO CIARA?
Somebody purporting to be an industry insider hit me up to tell me that 50 Cent and Ciara have decided to take it to the next level. First of all, I just didn’t know that was still going on. Secondly, we never really confirmed it in the first place. And Third, this just come out of nowhere. The rumor is that Ciara was the one that revealed to her closest friends and mother that 50 popped the question after two years of dating. Yall know – I tend to keep it Hip-Hop, but I am hearing this is true! I am hearing that certain key people in the music game are getting this and that “jaws are dropping.”A certain producer friend of CiCi said this is true….word????
MORE JAY-Z / EMINEM TOUR INFO!
I am being told that this Jay-Z and Eminem tour is going to blast off sooner than you think. I don’t think Eminem even toured after Relapse dropped, did he? My boy told me to look out for it to kick off sometime next month and last basically until the end of the year. I heard it will all kick off in Los Angeles and end in New York. Opening acts will consist of J. Cole, Wale, and Chrisette Michele…and special guests. That’s about it for now.
Also, I heard that DJ Hero leaked songs will consist of performances in LA.
KIM GOES IN ON EMINEM!
Holy Moley! I thought Em and Kim were just chillin and raising their daughter, but she has recently lashed out in him in ways the would make he spazz. Here are some of the quotes she shared with Detroit radio station WKQI:
“He’s not very well endowed. If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work. There’s nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all.”
“I can’t stand him. He’s an absolutely horrible person and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I’m around him or I hear his name.”
I know they have been through a lot, but DAMN. That’s just ether for real, G.
RICK ROSS IS ON THE WAY BACK!
It looks like Rick Ross is about to do it again for the 2009 and usher in a new year. Rumor has it, Ross has started to get things ready for the new Triple C’s Vid. Well, the BAWSE has rumored to have flown all his buds down to Miami to make it happen. I heard the name of the song is “Go” and Baby and Wayne were flown in to make it happen.
DID SOMEBODY IN SLAUGHTERHOUSE GET HURT?
I have seen no evidence of anybody being hurt unless Joe Budden’s heart counts. Yet my homeboys Joe and then OlliWood hit me up and told that Slaughterhouse was supposed to perform at 930 in DC, but nobody showed. Joe said that on the door, the venue proclaimed that one of the members was injured in some way or another. Joe did hurt his arm in the Rae mess, but that was weeks ago. Fortunately, Pete Rock, Supernatural, Slum Village and Talib & Hi Tek did show up. They killed it. If any of SH is hurt up, get better.
TERROR SQUAD RUMORS!
Be on the look out, be on the look out! I don’t know if somebody lost it or if somebody got jacked but, one of my homies from the 757 aka Virginia hit me up. Here is what he said.
Illseed,
I am a faithful reader and i might have a rumor for you!.. I run a Pawn Shop in Newport News,Va ..757 stand up….Apparently someone came in my shop yesterday and said to be on lookout for a Terror Squad Chain and that the FBI was involved cause of the $ amount of the chain and it happened on a Military Base…He said it was taken last week sometime…Well i dont know much about it but this guy is going about it the wrong way. He shouldnt go to pawnshops and ask them have they seen this item because now that a pawnshop knows that it is stolen they wont take it because then the item will get confiscated and the pawnshops lose out on the money, So generally pawnshops will not take an item KNOWING that it is stolen! So Illseed find out who jacked someone from Terror Squad..And i know alot of terror squads peoples chill here also cause over the course of around 13yrs ive met Fat Joe at my familys bakery when they had that in Downtown HAMPTON..they used to
get free cookies and s###,lol…I’m serious!!!!!!!!!!
Peace from 757
I didn’t even know TS was in VA like that.
WAYNE’S WHOO BANGING?
Did you know there was a Young Money West? I guess there is. There is a rumor that Lil Wayne is going very hard with the Blood stuff and that Young Money West wont accept any Crip members. I don’t know how true this is, but I did here that the president of the label (YMW) is a real dead dude and won’t have it.
KANYE GETS BUFF FOR MAGAZINE
The AHH staff sends me the most random stuff EVER. Kanye has always been regarded a bit of a nerd or at least a hipster something, but he’s changed. Reading flystylelife.com, I realized that ‘Ye went and picked up a weight or two. Maybe it was people drooling over Amber Rose? I don’t know…here you go.
I HEARD THE GAME COMING!
I am sure you saw this yesterday, but I am going to put it back out there. This is the current issue of XXL.
XXL: Speaking of Jim Jones, he and cats like The Game stay throwing shots at you, referring to you as old and washed-up. But you’ve always thrived off that type of competition. So, currently in the most comfortable position of your career, how competitive are you?
Jay-Z: Not really that competitive, because the competition isn’t based on real competition. I mean, Game, I’m his f##### idol. If you ask him and he’s being truthfully honest with you…it’s just based off his insecurities and, for the most part, pretension. That type of competition doesn’t do anything for me. It’s almost like someone trying to set you up, and everyone knows they’re to set you up, and everybody. It’s just dumb. It’s not in the spirit of competition, because he’s not competition for me. He’s not. Not then, not ever—he’d have to improve considerably. Competition for me competition is Nas, Eminem. Like Jim Jones? That’s ridiculous to me. So how do I respond to that? I can’t win. If I win, then they’ll be like, “See. Now chill. You’re a f#####’ bully.” And if manages to throw a haymaker from the West Coast, then it’s like “Oooooh.” It’s not even fun. Like, before I did it, because I would diss anybody. Now who has time to do this s### everyday? But before, when I was running after the little fat n#### from Ma$e’s camp, I was doing anybody. Anybody said anything. If I thought you said something. When I was running in the streets, I wanted all that type of activity. Nobody wanted nothing. Now everybody’s a tough guy.
WHAT BEAT WAS KANYE TALKING ABOUT?
Earlier this year, Kanye said the following to Sway: “I finished [Jay-Z’s] album and he released four songs that were potentially gonna be on the album…So I gotta go back and do four. I just did one beat the other day in Hawaii—probably one of the best hip-hop beats of all time, if I do say so myself. I just gotta do three more beats and we’re done, ’cause he’s got classics. He’s got songs that are better than any of the things you’ve heard leaked.”
So, based on what he have heard, what beat is he referring to?
SHOUT OUT TO HALLE BERRY!
Halle is with child again, according to the internets! I hope she experiences the increased mammary size as she did with her first child, Nahla, in 2007.
YOUNG BERG AND RHANNA?
I don’t think this is Rihanna, yall! But, Yung Berg is back. I wonder what happened to that case he was going to catch? I think the girl probably got broke off because she didn’t get “Chris Browned” or nothing. Here is that song.
ILLSEED’S QUICKIES
Shout out to Mikey T The Movie Star & Fresh From Queens. They the homies.
Destiny’s Child is apparently going to be reuniting in the year 2010. Wow. Beyonce is not playing!
Shoutout to MR.100STACKZ!
I don’t know if this is so bad, but apparently Coolio got paid $3,000 to do a recent performance. People have tried to put a funny spin on it, because they fed him chicken. But that would be called a “rider.”
A pole-dancing doll? Yes, it has gotten this bad. Click here to see Mandy: The Pole Dancing Doll.
Byrdgang rapper NOE has a new joint coming out with Murda Mook, I am hearing.
Mikey told me that Jim Jones doesn’t do any deal in writing, because he really believes in the honor of a handshake.
Shout out to Bootsy Vegas vote for him at www.wpgc955.com and make him America’s Next Top Jock!
Madonna was performing and collapsed. I don’t know why Madge doesn’t kick her feet up and relax.
R. Kelly is reportedly going to release the album he was working on with Michael Jackson.
It has been suggested that Kevin Liles got fired and didn’t quit. I find that a bit hard to believe, but stranger things have happened.
IN CAREER SUICIDE NEWS….
Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane fame said Hitler and Fidel Castro were brilliant men.
I know what she was trying to say, but she was not in the forum to even begin to have that discussion.
EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY!
Sponge Bob does not need this! They are always defending him and this doesn’t help matters.
EPIC WIN OF THE DAY!
Do you remember the rumor about the mentally challenged man that was violently beaten by a marine in a dojo? It was all the rage a few days ago and they thought the man was killed. New evidence suggested he was beaten severely, but not killed. The men in the dojo reportedly dragged the man out and dumped him in a dumpster, where the cops found him the next day. he refused to press charges against the cowardly marine the beat him down. Click here to read a full-fledged story on it. Glad he survived! Nobody has been able to ID the chap.
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
I don’t know what is going on, but this boy CRIES BLOOD.
For a second sign the world is coming to and end, click here. This bogus flu is going around so that they can impose a “medical martial law” on us! I’m telling you, this is some real BS!
KERI HILSON IS GONNA MAKE ME WAIT FOR 9 MONTHS?
And I will do just that! She’s the apple of my eye! LMAO!
Shout out to Sister 2 Sister Magazine
MISS MOUTH TIME – THE PERSON YOU LOVE TO HATE TO LOVE!
SARAH STOKES
Sarah Stokes, former
Da Band member, pleaded not guilty to assault charges against her husband
Tony. She claims that he sustained his injuries by cutting himself.
BISH SIT DOWN
Another one of Diddy’s
reality stars, Aubry O’Day, is pissing everyone off. Now she
is defending her comments, to TMZ, that Hitler & Vidal Castro were
“brilliant.”
“Murderers and
dictators generally are some of the smartest people out there – they
just use their brain power for evil purposes.
I don’t condone any
of their evil behavior, but I was asked about their intellectual firepower…
and in my opinion you can’t have a low IQ and wreck [sic] that much
havoc on the world.
What Hitler succeeded
in doing, was deplorable… And I hope we never see such an abusive
use of power again.”
Way to go Diddy, you
sure know how to pick them!
DID LIL WAYNE KNOCK
UP A NEW STRIPPER?
I have no words. Herpes,
the new black!
TREY SONG IS THE
R&B G.O.A.T
Well that’s according
to his homeboy Drake. I’m not saying, but I’m just saying. ya digg!!!
I think that Trey has a beautiful voice but the R&B G.O.A.T, hands
down, R. Kelly. And no amount of underage perversion can strip
his crown. Usher is playing his position for a strong 1st
runner up.
NO DC3 RENUION, SORRY
STANS
Michelle Williams cleared
up this mishap quickly.
Via Twitter.
“I never said DC
is getting back together. Just bcuz I said we love each other and are
sisters….they took that quote and ran with it! Sorry 🙁
“
HELL RELL
Bronx rapper, Hell Rell
is defending his opinion that Jim Jones was the culprit behind the destruction
of Dipset. Well everyone is entitled to his or her opinion, but I think
that Jimmy is the reason that the movement is known internationally.
I never understood how Jim went from the virtual hypeman to the machine
behind the Dip movement. Sometimes I’m even like Camron who? It’s
like he never freaking existed. It is my belief that a certain “Get
Rich or Die Trying” actor/rapper had something to do with the
division. And aren’t I entitled to my opinion like Hell Rell right?
Yes, all of my life!!!
JIM JONES
Speaking of Jimmy, he
just got roasted by Hov. Apparently Jay-z doesn’t consider him, nor
The Game, competition. According to SOHH, he stated that he considers
his competition to be Nas and Eminem. I think that Jay-Z should remember
that these aren’t the “Can’t Knock The Hustle” days.
His biggest competitors currently are Souljia Boi, The Black Eye Peas
and anything Young Money. I almost forgot to add Gucci and OJ da Juiceman
to that list. For some odd reason they love them down here. And I must
admit, they are growing on me also……GUCCI J. Oh Lawd, WWJD? (WHAT WOULD
JEEZY DO?)
WHITNEY’S COMEBACK
You be the judge
—
GETO BOYS
According to Keepittrill.com,
they are reuniting on stage during the Smokeout Festival. Goodie Mob
plans to re-unite there also. That’s hot.
DJ JAZZY JEFF
DJ Jazzy Jeff will be
replacing DJ AM Friday at the Palms Casino Resort in Vegas. Also, Blink
182 had to cancel a few of their shows because Travis Barker needs time
to mourn. That’s understandable, the loss of a great friend is always
tragic.
MM RAMBLINGS
I wish that I knew how to DJ. They get more shine than rappers and BLOGGERS
these days.
HALLE IS PREGGERS
In my Illseed is going
to kill me because this is non-music related news, actress Halle Berry
is 3 months pregnant. Hopefully this jit will get more attention than
the last one. Nayla was clearly overshadowed by other Hollywood births.
Her new crumb snatcher was conceived by artificial insemination. Hey
whatever works, right folks? Congrats to her J (I beat ya to it, MM!)
LATA GATAS
MM
Twitter.com/MMFullThrottle
BACK TO ILLSEED – DRIBBLING IN VA
Jay and Skillz from back in the day, in VA.
PETA, HELP! HELP!!!!!!!
I know me and PETA haven’t seen eye to eye in the past, but I need them on this one!!!! Look at this! I couldn’t even make it through the whole thing!
Thanks, ACWE! That’s just insane. How couldn’t somebody work there?
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD AGREE WITH RUSH LIMBURGER ON ANYTHING…BUT…
This has got to be the worst, most offensive ad campaign in history. I mean, the Michael Jackson part was what came to my attention first, but clearly all of this is foolishness. This mag is supposedly funny, but some of this ain’t.
KID of KID-N-PLAY IS A SUIT SELLER!
Believe it or not, this ad campaign is totally working! Look at the youtube hits! Still, for Kid..this is a fail. All respect due to Kid, Play and the kick step though.
AFTER LISTENING TO THE NEW RAEKWON…
THIS IS WHAT I DID
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They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
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